"Is it supposed to be on fire?"
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"Is it supposed to be on fire?"
"What's that smell? It smells like..."
We can rebuild him...
Hang on a sec, it just needs a shake...
"Why don't we just drive around the cop?"
(this happened last night fyi)
"Maybe I'll just push it again."
(double post)
I'm sure this is the right button!
"Don't worry. I'm sure that bear is just bluffing."
Trust me, I've seen "Diagnosis, Murder" on numerous occasions, and know exactly how to use a scalpel, due to Dick Van Dyke's excellent method acting techniques.
Now hold still!
"What are you, a wimp?"
where does this screw go again?
"Now, don't rush me. I'm sure one of these keys will get us out of here."
"That should do it and only 3 spare parts left over"
"I know kung-fu!"
"Hey, this looks like a short cut!"
"I saw some oily liquid under the car but I am sure it is nothing."
"Just gotta top off ole Bessie's oil before we head out, and we'll have no problems."
"Oh, cool. The car leaked something sweet!"
You did say left, didn't you?
"It's okay, all cities in the US are laid out on grids - we can't get too far lost in Boston."
This made me laugh and laugh. :DQuote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
I just clicked that strange link.
"Hey cool! I just won a lottery I never even entered."
"Just sign here, we'll straighten out all the details later."
"Hi there, Dubya. Look, I need some political advice..."
"Mission accomplished!"
"This mission can be very dangerous ..."
"There's no reason to worry. Sure you're getting combat pay for this month, but it's just another liberty port."
"It'll be easy. Three days of combat at most! It even has a pretty name: Peleliu."
"Nothing could be worse than Tarawa."
"...at least Okinawa will be a peace of cake!"
"Saipan's got a large civilian population. They'll have to stop fighting to spare them."
"Don't worry - these flamethrowers are perfectly safe to use."
ETA: "I'll just stand over here so I can better cover you."
"There couldn't possibly be anyone left alive in that pillbox. Peek your head in and check."
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
"Bah. Mr. Big Guy thinks he's tough because he was in Vietnam. What kind of real man could boast of being a 'tunnel rat'?"
The fish is perfectly safe. I followed these directions off of ehow.
"I'm Chris Hansen, what do you think you're doing?"
"Just climb in. Where is it you're going? Oh - my name's Ted. Pleased to meet you."
"This is foolproof."
"...first, I need a stoup of grog."
"This will be our secret, OK?"
"I have a knife in my pocket - let's not turn a rape into a murder!"
"This won't hurt much"
"It's not herpes if it's all over."
"Run for your lives! The main reactor's gone into meltdown!"
I've never known a good situation to start with the words "We have to talk".
"Look! I found an old grenade. It can't still be live, can it?"
"Chief Engineer: Contact the bridge. Immediately!"