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Anyone wanna take a stab at giving hatesfreedom a title?
Pet troll?
:)
What do you call someone who hates freedom?
Loyal Subject.
I like that. He'll be the new Domebo mascot. :hoj:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
Hmm..I want one too, but I can't think of one right now. I'll be back though.
"How Now" perhaps.Quote:
Originally posted by hocow
Sorry, just being silly.
Moooooooover and Shaker!Quote:
Originally posted by hocow
Hey, I thought of a good title if someone wants it - "Area Man." You know, like from "The Onion."
Now that I have been kicked off the tech staff and don't have that pesky title in the way, I would like to re-request "makes computers do things" (all lowercase, please).
Done, but just to clarify, that was at your request, not that you got kicked off. I know you were joking, but some might not know it or willfully misinterpret it.Quote:
Originally posted by McNutty
*stops typing Thunderdome thread* :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
And you were in the willfully part of the equation, weren't you? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Can I have "Pervy Dragon Fancier"?
Ooh, that's a good one.
May please have, "Arch Enemy of the Tooth Fairy"?
Will write 4 food
(You did say numbers were okay, just not as the first letter--right?)
Done.Quote:
Originally posted by Pixiesnix
Correct, just no leading numbers.Quote:
Originally posted by Raymond Onion
Danke!
If it isn't too long, I'd like "Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico." No sense trying to be modest.
I haven't clicked on this thread before, but now that I have, I want a title. I just can't decide on a good one.
Any suggestions?
(So far, the ones that I came up with myself are "Flibbertygibbet", "A Problem Like Maria", "Condescending Airhead" and "EVIL Demon Goddess".)
Sweet and Innocent, Honest!Quote:
Originally posted by Kat
There, I think I got it. I'm still finding my way around the admin controls.Quote:
Originally posted by Emperor Norton
When I read your title, I automatically find myself accenting the first syllable of "united," rather than the second. These YOO-nited States. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Emperor Norton
Just leaving Canada out in the cold, eh?Quote:
Originally posted by Emperor Norton
I would very much like to be "Todos mis dominós son totalmente pegajosos." please.
If the board won't handle accents in titles, please make that a normal 'o'.
Thank you!
Done but what does it mean?Quote:
Originally posted by Guizmeaux
[spoiler:3rq4jd1l]We don't want any knife fights or anything here.[/spoiler:3rq4jd1l]
How 'bout, "yer mom".
Not really. Can't think of anything, help a girl out.
Thank you Mr. Mod Person!Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
It means, "All my dominoes are totally sticky"
I don't anticipate any gang wars starting over it, though if there are any, I'll sort you out with Kofi Annan's number.
By Bo, I can't believe Google was correct. I thought it was probably wrong.Quote:
Originally posted by Guizmeaux
I am an adherent of the finest surrealists, sir. My title is an homage.
:edit: Though my avatar is an homage to stupidity, of course.
Area Woman? Natural Redhead? Transplant? Head Weirdo In Charge of Things With Spines?Quote:
Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Queen of the Schwetty Balls.Quote:
Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Okay, do that one. It complements my mafiaboard text nicely. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by CatInASuit
I do make excellent Schwetty Balls.
I always say, Gingy's balls are the best.
I'm glad you like it :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Kat
Hey, I like that! Maybe with fewer 'o's'.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
May I have "Moooover and Shaker" please?
I'd like to be Aspiring Baleboosteh, please.
(Maybe that'll get me off my ass and out of bed to clean the kitchen. :))
Holy smoly, that was fast! Thank you! (I think. Now I have to get up for reals.)
"Libertarian Autocrat" is the best I can come up with, but I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any.
Bad-Tempered Old Tyrant
Obama's Bitch
How about "Sin Qua Nader"? To keep the libertarian angle.Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
If this thing's still open, I'd love to have "Adventitiously Imbedded" as a title.
:???:
No shit?
:eek:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:lol:
I've been away from the board for a while -- damn that thing called real life! -- and have returned to discover custom titles!
May I please have Cat Herder?
Nader? NADER? You think I like Nader?! :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Batman
Seriously though, Nader was a Green and a populist, not a libertarian (or a Libertarian, for that matter). Two completely different movements. And it's "sine qua non".
Funny, I'm a cat herder, too. :D It's not as difficult as people imagine.Quote:
Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy
:dub:Quote:
Originally posted by troubleagain
You got nine to herd?
:dub:
I'd like "If the Devil wear Prada, Adam Eve wear nada, I'm somewhere in between but way more fresher" please. Thanks.
I'm sorry, that is far too long.Quote:
Originally posted by SKYMALL SCRILLA
Did anyone take my "I am the person my mother warned me about" from a few pages back?
Welcome Skymall Scrilla to our little corner of the net.
[quote=What Exit?]I'm sorry, that is far too long.[/quote:1mj0y6z7]Quote:
Originally posted by "SKYMALL SCRILLA":1mj0y6z7
Oh, I'm sorry. Would just 'Somewhere in between but way more fresher' be too long?
[quote=SKYMALL SCRILLA][quote="What Exit?":33u2dl36]I'm sorry, that is far too long.[/quote:33u2dl36]Quote:
Originally posted by "SKYMALL SCRILLA":33u2dl36
Oh, I'm sorry. Would just 'Somewhere in between but way more fresher' be too long?[/quote:33u2dl36]
There you go and welcome to Domebo.
I've got nine, sort of. The neighbor's three cats like to come over and get petted and eat, we have three of our own, and there are three occasional kitties that come by once in a while to hang out and eat. There were five lounging on the back porch yesterday, fighting over the shade. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy
No, only three. I'm talking about the act itself, not the quantity. :D Cats can be imminently herd-able. If you're having trouble, though, maybe you should get a herding-breed dog.Quote:
Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy
I herd mine with tuna. If I call for one, I always get two because there might be tuna involved.
Tuna, or the sound of the can opener, or other such lures do not constitute cat herding; they're more akin to a hunter's moose call. Not at all the same thing. I have no trouble assembling all nine when they hear the Food Being Served sounds emanating from the Food Containing area. But pushing them ahead of me? They peel off like overripe banana skins.
:tongue:
Please, sir, may I have a different title? I would like to be Mayor of Funkytown, if it's not too much trouble. Then you may all address me as "Her Worship." :)
Well OK, Yer Worship.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
Perfect! Another part of the plan comes together!
I mean, thank you for your kind efforts. :)
I've got to make a move to a town that's right for me. Got any ideas?Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
Mr. Exit, can I please have "Just Barely Awake"?
::Yawn:: Huh, what was that? OK sure.Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
:lol:
You need a town that will keep you moving, you know, grooving with some energy.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Well, I'm talking[sup:2cwi3o4c]7[/sup:2cwi3o4c] about moving.Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
Can I have "thinks dumbos are fags"?
No, please keep it either friendly or self-deprecating.Quote:
Originally posted by bwhitman
:roll:Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
How about "Better than you?"
If that's not acceptable, make it "Fag."
Supreme Being
Socks don't need titles. Sorry, it sounds like you already have one.Quote:
Originally posted by Sockdolager
Goddamit, What Exit. Why do I go to all the fucking bother to ask specifically about the rules on socks, only to be assured by the Captain his-own-self that the only rule is that "sock' appear in the name? It took me two days to get that fucking answer.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
And now you go making up shit on the fly about socks "don't need" titles. God fucking dammit, I hate it when somebody tells me what I need and don't need. We've been over this before but you weren't listening.
If I already have one, as you say, then make it show up on both accounts. And please stop making up rules as you go along.
Please just give me the title I requested, as you have done for every account here when the title was work safe and board friendly. Thank you.
If Liberal's sock gets the title he requested just because he threw a tantrum, I want my "thinks dumbos are fags" title. It's only fair.Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
I don't know why anyone conceded that you should be allowed to openly create a sock. The entire purpose of the "allowed socks" is to make a new account where nobody knows it's you. If everyone knows it's you, what's the point?Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
It's contrary to my understanding of the sock rule. I thought the idea was that socks were okay in a limited way so that, say, I could ask questions about my STDs without people learning what I have.Quote:
Originally posted by McNutty
Plus that dog, while I guess work-safe, is an intentionally unpleasant choice of avatar.
First, I did not know who Sockdolager belonged to. (Yes, really, I did not. Maybe CRSP knew, but I didn't.)Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
Second, I do exercise a little control over titles and I see no reason why socks should need one. It is extra work and a simple rule that socks don't get them is not unfair.
Third, titles are not a right or a perk. I have gone along with accomodating almost everyone on their choices as it was a fun and simple thing to do and was not using up too much time. I thought it was a pleasant little thing that I and now Sublight were doing for members. This was a friendly little thread and I really think you could have handled this better then the post you just made.
Fourth, I don't really understand the need for strong invective in a thread like this. What is the big deal. Were you feeling persecuted? Did you assume I was singling you out? If so why?
Let me add, I really don't appreciate getting abuse for something I went out of my way to do for the board pretty much on my own. I hope you understand it was not personal as I had no clue who Sockdolager was and even if I knew it was you or a troll instead my answer would be the same.
Wow, excellent post.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Nor should you. I've been amazed that you not only started doing this purely on your own initiative but then didn't say "screw this" when people realized this thread wasn't just for fun and the requests started flowing. You kept doing it and deserve all the kudos I have for that.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
WhatExit,
You've gone above and beyond in this and it's about time I said thank you.
Liberal,
Stop being such a big baby. Seriously.
Ditto on both of these comments. Liberal, what's your problem? Jim has been going out of his way to make this place fun for all of us. I think you owe him an apology for that unnecessary tirade.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
Really? Really?Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibur
The dog is quite unpleasant - I try to scroll quickly past it. That said, I have no intention of asking him to change it - it's just not that big of a deal.
Liberal, you are the complainingest, highest-maintenance poster here. What Exit? is not your servant. (He's not mine, either, and I truly appreciate the couple of changes he has made for me, and would understand if he told me to piss off if I request another one.)
It's a close up of that cat ass navel tattoo actually: http://news.bmezine.com/2007/05/08/cat- ... el-tattoo/
(not that it changes the unpleasant feel when you first look at it)
Woo! I'm a moooovin' and a shakin over here! Thanks :)
Haha, I like it. I actually PM'd him asking him what it was, saying that I couldn't shake the feeling I was looking at a cat's asshole. Turns out I was pretty close.Quote:
Originally posted by Malaky
What Exit, I owe you an apology. I'm very sorry for blowing up at you. You're a good egg.
Talking about moving on?Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
No problem, by the way, that ugly dog is really ugly.Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
He's one of Bo's creatures! Shame on you.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
So, no one else thinks he's kinda cute?
I would like to be a Sarcastic Minx. I believe in giving people fair warning.
That's the World's Ugliest Dog, isn't it? No, I'm serious. That's the dog that won its last World's Ugliest Dog contest last year, if I recall correctly.
Lib, you seriously might want to talk to your doctor about these mood swings of your's...Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
And BTW, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm giving you advice. *concerned*
I take no position as to whether his health conditions are genuine or not, but if they are, there's probably a limit to how much they can do to manage his emotional state, given how many drugs he's on.Quote:
Originally posted by Guinastasia
I resisted the urge to jump from the SDMB to here but a combination of boredom and curiosity drove me to check this place out at long last.
Then I spied this thread. How could I not sign up when the mods are passing out custom titles?
Alas, I seem to have run into minor technical difficulties. I wanted to sign up as Alastair Moonsong (note lack of underscore), the same name I use on the SDMB and, well, everywhere else on the internet. Unfortunately, I used my school email address when registering that name, and it, er... It ate the confirmation email. Auto-deleted. It's not in my Trash or Spam folders. Le sigh... So, anyway, I created this account using a different email address so's I could post.
Now that I've wasted roughly 12 to 15 seconds of your time, I'm wondering if perhaps a kind and benevolent Mod (See? I even capitalized it for you! Don't you feel compelled to help me now? :wink: ) can help me out by:
A)
- Deleting the unactivated Alastair Moonsong account.
- Editing this username to remove the Underscore character and just leaving a [Space] instead.
Or B)
- Activating the other account manually
- Deleting this one once I've had a chance to confirm the original account I wanted is in good working order.
Sorry to impose upon the staff on literally my first post, but I don't like knowing I have two accounts on the same board. I feel like I'm wasting something, be it bytes, bits, bandwidth, or what have you. And I hate substituting underscores for spaces in my Usernames...
And yes I know this should probably go in a different forum, but this thread is apparently being wached by The Authorities, and more importantly, I was hoping I might get a few people to chime in on some possible custom titles, in the hope that I might eventually get my grubby little paws on one of them. So far I've considered:
- Canis Unfamiliaris
- Cut-Rate Superhero
- Suburban Legend
- The Goon Squad
- Furry
- Diligently Striving for Mediocrity
- The Forces of Evil
- The Farces of Evil
- Legion of Doom
- Resident Wolf
- Snarkastic
As you can tell, I'm really bad at the whole "narrowing it down" thing. If anyone else out there likes anything on that list, feel free to snag it! I'd hate to see good titles go to waste!
Oh, and before I forget... *waves* Hiyas, all!
Oh noes.Quote:
Originally posted by Alastair_Moonsong
Maybe don't join at all?
Well, your name makes me think of Alastair Tenpenny from Fallout 3, so I think it should be "Blow Up Megaton". :tongue:
Welcome over here! I'm pretty sure one of the admins can get your username problem sorted out in short order.
Much obliged to the both of you! And Excalibur, too, maybe. My online sarcasm detector shuts down after midnight, and between that and being new, I genuinely can't tell whether he's joking or really that much of a...
Nevermind.
Welcome, Alastair!
Never mind, Exy, he's just the resident curmudgeon. Hard and crusty on the outside and...uh, hard and crusty on the inside.
Anyways, "Suburban Legend" made me smile. :lol:
Welcome, Alastair!
I fixed the Name problem and your username. Welcome to Domebo and have fun.Quote:
Originally posted by Alastair Moonsong
Welcome, Alastair
Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
No he isn't! I'm the resident Curmudgeon. See, I've even got the title! ------->
Hmm. Dilemma. What to do?
Isn't it obvious?
[spoiler:1zo96mb3]Get off my lawn![/spoiler:1zo96mb3]
:D
Quite right. When in doubt, always go back to the basics.
Can I get the title Three-Fifths ? Is that okay?
Campeador
por favor
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Fair warning is given! Now fear my sarcastic blade of sarcasm!
"Secretary of Fire". Definitely.
Those are all nice titles and all, but who will they come to when they need legislation on funkybusiness? I think you all know.
Many thanks to all who proffered greetings; I shall endeavour to serve adequately. :wink: Double thanks to What Exit in his benevolence for fixing my username, too!
About the Suburban Legend title idea, Crimeny - it's an homage to one of my favorite Ska-Punk bands.
Oh, and I'd like the title "Wolf's Reign", please!
Hmm...
Can I have the title 'Episode of Blonde' please?
I considered changing my username to EoB but decided to stick with DB since that's my normal name. But 'Episode of Blonde' works pretty well as a title too;.
I would like my title to be King of the Fun Police
Curse you, featherlou. Now every time I read your title, I get that damn song stuck in my head.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
Won't you take me to funkytown?
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
(What's really sad is remembering I used to go out dancing to that...)
Ahhh! It's the earworm from hell! Right up there with Bette Davis Eyes!
:lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!1!!!!11111
I mean, sorry about that. :lol:
Yeah, yeah. *mutters and shakes fist*
:wink:
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me...
I think maybe featherlou's getting used to the high, thin air of Calgary after being down in the flatlands of Saskabush. :wink:
Broadway Maven
How do you edit posts?
I'd still like my title to be "Broadway Maven"
Oh, duh, I didn't look down.
That was a bunch all at once so let me know if I missed anyone or got one wrong.
I wasn't really around this weekend and thus the delay.
Jim
May I humbly request the title "Bowser Bait"?
Man, you're really Johnny on the Spot with the custom titles, What Exit?! Many thanks! :smile:
If I may, The Rt. Rev'd. That's my official capacity in the Church of Hootie. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Hootie
I would like the title of Chelonian Overlord. It makes no sense now, but... one day, soon... muhahahahaha!
(I'm giggling at the thought of putting up an avatar of my pet tortoise)
Welcome, Nancarrow!
We just got Chat, too..see the bottom of the Board Index page.
Can I have
"The Good, The Bad AND The Ugly"
?
Thanks
With the help of the kindly mods on this board, I would like the title "Minister of Good Words".
You know, just 'cause certain words are good. Serendipity, for instance, is an excellent word. As are bouffant, and gazebo.
My middle daughter has promised me that when she rules the world, I can be the Official Minister of Good Words, so I figure I might as well get some practice in now.
Your Ad Here
How did I miss this?
Like another board I post to, how about "Not around enough to have a cool title"?
Heheh
Hi Tristan, I didn't even know you had joined. Welcome.Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan
Faggiest Faggloid in all Faggodocia
i will kill him
What?Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Sorry, that's what I want my new title to be! :)Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Lower case i?Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
yeah iQuote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
am letting my
inner e. e.
cummings show
thanks jim
OKQuote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Don't call me Shirley
please and thanks! :)
What Exit?, if you're still keeping up with this, may I have "Caveat Lector" ?
And may I have my title changed to "Kissing Bandit"?
Thass hot.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Thanks! :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
It looked cooler when I typed it up with funky indents, but they all disappeared when I posted it.
By the way, "thass hot" is supposed to be my version of Paris Hilton's stupid catchphrase, which I think is particularly funny in conjunction with her thinking e.e. cummings is hot.
Um, it's spelled hawt in that case. Duh. :roll:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
Thanks WhatExit?!
Thass hawt.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Ooh, Can I be "The Iconoclast"
I always loved that episode of P&B.
Done but what is P&B?Quote:
Originally posted by Shecky
Is it too late to get one?? If not, I wanna be Dog Mama if it's not taken! Thanks...
I think I would like to be "Fiber Addict", if you please.
::bump::
Hey, uh, so now that we switched over to this Mellophant board, can we re-establish our titles?
Tripler
Just curious. . .
If you want it to say "My other car is a VBIED" instead of just boring old "Member", we can probably work something out. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Tripler
Check the Control panel then Edit Detail and enter something in Custom user titleQuote:
Originally posted by Tripler
Hey, look at that! Done!Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
And yes, yes I do. :DQuote:
Originally posted by CatInASuit
Tripler
Well, it could be, but I like my truck.
If the title things gets abused and I doubt it will, we'll go back to the old way and do it on request. Also thought anyone with 200+ posts would retain the ability to change their title even then. Nothing is in stone.Quote:
Originally posted by Tripler
There is a 25 character limit. Can it be increased?
I couldn't get it to work!
With this crowd, I don't think it would be abused (but then again, I am an optimist).Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
How would it? Just obscenities? Weird lookin' characters?
Tripler
I don't speek l33t.
I made it 40 long.Quote:
Originally posted by runner pat
Thank you!Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?