No, no I've not. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)
TNP rides a bicycle pretty often.
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No, no I've not. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)
TNP rides a bicycle pretty often.
False - I don't even have a bike
TNP don't like soduko
False, it's OK when you're bored.
The next poster owns original artwork.
False, the Dalis and Van Goghs are prints.
TNP has an ingrown toenail or similar ailment on their feet, specifically the right one.
False - my feet are in great nick, although they can whiff a bit after a day in shoes.
TNP has never been to a horse-racing track.
True. I think.
The next poster didn't vote in their last national election.
False! I've voted in every election since I voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976.
TNP has a friend they'd like to dump.
Dat's weird!? How come I couldn't see what you'd typed until I quoted you?Quote:
Originally posted by jali
Anyway, the answer is False - I've already dumped my dead weights.
TNP gets in bed au naturel unless it is freezing.
ETA: And now I see you've made me look like a nutter! :lol:
False, I always wear at least boxers even if it's blazing hot.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP is a big-time hugger.
True - and now I want to hug you!
TNP wants to act someday.
Half-true. It would be cool but it's not something I pursue.
The next poster currently does not sport their natural hair colour.
False. The brown and the gray are both mine. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP likes hot tea.
Irish Breakfast to be specific.
TNP loves to dance in public.
True. I love to dance.
TNP will cuddle with someone tonight.
No question about it. GF is a big time cuddler and actually keeps the bedroom ice cold so that I don't object. :)Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP's favorite color is a primary color.
True, blue! And pastels should be the 8th Deadly Sin.
TNP has attended or helped organize a public protest.
True, but only attended, never organized.
The next poster has a tattoo.
False. Scars aplenty, but no tats.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has never ridden a motorcycle.
True to both,Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP has installed some Compact Florescent bulbs to save energy and money.
True. Almost all of the bulbs in my home are CFs. The only exception I can think of is the bathroom vanity lights, where CFs are just so bright and harsh.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
TNP prefers our new, SDMB-style assortment of smileys over the original DoMeBo set.
Smileys are a utility when I fear my tone is failing me. I don't care what they look like as long as they're there.
TNP has a pair of boxer shorts with something strange as the pattern on them.
False. I like the old set.
TNP will get married soon
Nope - not true.
TNP believes Sean Connery is the true James Bond
Nah, Connery was fine, but what the heck.
TNP isn't wearing any underwear.
False, and I think that's our first repeat question! (Not that there's any rule against that, especially if it gets any more cute chicks to fess up to commando-hood!)Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has been at his or her present job for less than a year.
False - I am currently unemployed, but it's been for less than a year. Unless you consider my job to be homemaker, then I've been at it for quite a while. :)
The next poster has gotten caught singing along with something in public.
In public? Not that I can remember. I've been told to STFU in my own house, though. Damn tonedeafness.
TNP suspects he or she may have obsessive-compulsive disorder.
False, aside from one mundane and very boring exception.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP likes very spicy food.
True. But all food here is spicy so I don't have much of a choice.
TNP puts mayo on their sandwiches all the way to the crust.
True. Is there any other way?Quote:
Originally posted by Batman
The next poster is still afraid to eat peanut butter.
False. I'm not afraid of it, I just hate it.
TNP can be reduced to tears by a sufficiently manipulative TV commercial.
False. I have really thick insulation for TV commercials. Pretty much any other media, though...Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has hugged another human being in the last 24 hours.
Of course, I hug my girlfriend every single day. It's one of life's simple pleasures.
TNP likes the Bee Gees.
I'm not a huge fan, but I do like them!
TNP has been to the dentist in the last six months.
False. Not even the last 12. :emb:Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP is chewing gum right now.
No. Is this a hint?
TNP farted twice already today.
Only twice? One of the pleasures and dangers of being at home is how comfortable you get farting all the time. Then you go out in public and let fly before you realize what you're doing. :eek: :???: <---those are stink waves.
The next poster has eaten more than one chocolate Easter bunny already this year.
False, and I'm not likely to eat any at all. But you never know.
The next poster ingested some form of medication in the last six hours.
Last six, no -- I took my blood pressure pill this morning, but that's close to nine hours ago.
TNP never got what the big deal was supposed to be about Elvis.
False - I listened to "Are You Lonesome Tonight" last week, and in spite of it being massively sullied by commercials, it still brought a tear to my eye.
The next poster is the slept in this morning.
False. Up at 5:45 as usual. :sad:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
TNP has been cheated on by a significant other or spouse.
False. I'm not a cheater, I'd get out first.
TNP has a belt on today.
:smackQuote:
Originally posted by featherlou
I types reel gud.
False - I don't really do belts.
The next poster usually posts nakeys. Even at work.
I wish.
TNP would rather meet Jenna Jameson than Michelle Obama.
True - Michelle would be surrounded by her security detail and I wouldn't be able to try any 'funny business'!
TNP could quite easily kill their own chickens.
Sure, I've killed lots of chickens, what's a few more?
TNP would rather be a pig than swing on a star.
Tru Dat
TNP Likes to crunch dry leaves under foot.
True. It's fun and makes a pleasant noise.
The next poster prefers Beatles to Elvis.
Yes, she does.
tnp likes walks in the rain, soft music, a fireplace, and deep thoughts. :)
Not football games, beer, and Doritos.
Hey I like everything you mentioned except football.
TNP has on white socks.
False - my feet are nekkid.
TNP thinks that circuses are crap.
Indeed, they are shite. All circuses have to offer are clowns, captive animals, and human beings born with unfortunate or unusual conditions.
The next poster has overshot the STOP line with the lights going off at a railway crossing and had the crossing arm land on the hood (or any other part) of their car.
False. Because I know how to drive. :P
TNP understands the meaning of the phrase "huge tracts of land".
True, but you using that in this game has me doubting it.
The next poster hasn't used violence since he/she was in school.
True, at least in earnest.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP will help keep this thread afloat while OneCentStamp is in Utah (and has only spotty internet access) for the next seven days. :lol:
I will maintain a vigil in your absence.
TNP likes vampires in one form or another. (I'm watching a Kate Beckinsale movie at the moment)
True, insofar as I like the idea of Kate Beckinsale dressed in skintight leather.
TNP has accidentally grabbed someone else's order from the Starbuck's barista's counter anytime in the past few months.
False - I can't remember the last time I was in a Starbuck's.
The next poster has accidentally grabbed a barista from Starbuck's counter in the past few months.
Heh, no, the last barista I would have like to have had that accident with has disappeared, as baristas do.
TNP has a huge assortment of pens with the names of various hotels on them.
True. I do leave pretty good tips in exchange for new pen goodness.
TNP smiled at themself this morning in the mirror.
Nah, don't do that much.
TNP is the kind of person total-stranger-nutballs love to talk to.
False - we don't tend to gravitate together! Seriously tho', I have a specific "fuck off" frown that deters all but the most persistent of them.
TNP would be tempted to shoplift if they knew the cctv wasn't working and the store detectives had the afternoon off.
Nope. I did it once as a 4 year old and was made to go back and admit that I was a thief. That walk of shame taught me well.
TNP likes animals more that most children
True - but I couldn't eat a full one of either.
TNP is currently wearing something red.
No, unless you count my orange tie.
TNP gets really itchy at bedtime.
*scratches chin* No. Not any more so than the rest of the day.
The next poster is afraid of birds.
Kind of true. I think pet birds are beautiful, but I'm afraid of one of them biting me after I saw a patient who had their finger snapped off by a parrot.
TNP has taken a pain reliever in the last 24 hours.
Nope. Pain free today.
The next poster has a secret crush on at least one other poster.
The next person in this thread loves kayaking. (oh boy.. can't wait for warmer weather). And no.. you're not getting any info out of me on Featherlou's post.
Don't be shy Clayton, He might love you too. :lol:
Nope, never even seen a kayak.
TNP doesn't own a TV.
False. I even occasionally turn it on and watch 'shows'.
TNP wishes someone would ask how awesome their day was (or will be, depending on what timezone this is being read in).
False. My day has been so-so. Not bad, but nothing out of the ordinary.Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
Since it got skipped the last time, TNP has never ridden a motorcycle.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I took a ride or two with somebody when I was a kid.
TNP holds down more than one job.
False - one is enough, thank you very much.
TNP has two kids and wishes that it was practical to have 3 or 4 or even 5 children.
False, false, false, false. Ew.
TNP has a box of baking soda in their freezer or fridge.
False - what am I missing out on?
TNP bites their fingernails.
(it helps absorb odors)Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
I never bite my nails.
TNP can't decide where to take vacation this year.
True.
One kid and family in Florida.
Two kids in Delaware with other family.
Friends in NYC.
TNP is proud of their hair.
False - it was never one of my best features when I had it.
TNP likes painfully hot curries.
True. I'm not even particularly hungry, and I could murder a vindaloo right now.
TNP remember's JFK's assassination.
False, that was 20 years before my time.
TNP likes pulp in their orange juice.
False, unless it's really right-out-of-orange juice.
TNP is primarily a Mac user.
Perish the thought--Macs are for those with more dollars than sense!
TNP is craving fast food right now.
False -- still full from dinner. :)
TNP is afraid of heights.
False!
TNP has never owned a pet of any kind.
False. I had a guinea pig named Dylan.
TNP has never been abroad.
False. Although the Turks and Caicos is the farthest I've been from Canada.
TNP can read Latin.
False, since Pig Latin probably doesn't count.
TNP works out regularly.
Seven days a week.
TNP had too much to drink last night.
False - Unless we are talking about coffee? I'm nigh on a tee-totaller.
TNP is freaked out by most, if not all insects.
Nah, they don't bug me much. ("Bug me! I'm hilarious!)
TNP is a "glass is half full" person.
Glass half full of Gin and Tonic-CORRECT!
TNP will have never been to Chaco Canyon, but will google it to see what's up with that.
Wrong-o! Camped there, had Pueblo Bonito to ourselves for a good hour at sunrise, and saw a Prairie Rattlesnake, too!Quote:
TNP will have never been to Chaco Canyon
TNP has never set foot in the Pacific Ocean.
False. It's about a 20 minute drive down the road from me.
TNP should not have eaten all that chocolate this weekend.
False. Not a bite!
TNP saw the film "Supersize Me" and changed their eating habits.
False. Never saw it, and don't give a damn since I so seldom eat McDonalds or other fast food.
TNP likes working on cryptic crosswords.
False. Tried them once or twice, but didn't get into them.
TNP has been stung by a bee within the last year.
False - I think I'd remember it; I don't think I've ever been stung by a bee. A wasp yes.
TNP has been to the theatre (not including the movies) in the past year
True. Oh so true. I love theater.
TNP not only has read Shakespeare but also enjoys it.
True. Haven't read one in a long time, but good memories.
TNP has had a nightmarish holiday weekend visiting insane relatives and in-laws.
False. I had a great holiday weekend hanging out with sane friends and acquaintances.
The next poster was drunk at least twice during Easter.
False, thought I'd have liked to have been.
TNP watched a really, really bad movie this weekend.
Hah, I wish.
TNP has crossed the Equator.
Yes, I have. A couple of times.
TNP has eaten pizza in the last 10 days.
True, actually, which is pretty rare for me.
The next poster prefers milk chocolate to dark chocolate.
I do. Please don't hurt me. I've tried to like it, I really have but so far no dice.
TNP has had a real mustache at some point.
Nah, I had a beard once, but never just a mustache.
TNP routinely sleeps straight through the night.
Once I fall asleep I sleep like a champion, but as an insomniac... it doesn't come easy.
TNP skipped breakfast today.
No, but I mostly picked at it. I wasn't feeling the breakfast burrito today.
TNP is wearing shorts.
Nah. I'm at work so I'm wearing slacks.
TNP has a deadline coming up, but they're on Domebo instead of working on the project.
Hoo yeah. I have a play summary and discussion questions to write by 4:00 and a monologue to memorize by 2:30. I have no time management skills.
TNP likes eating cottage cheese and fruit together.
Shudder. God, no.
TNP likes reading Pepys' diary, and wishes they had someone to discuss it with.
No. Not before I found the link. Thanks Rube, another site to visit.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is suffering from various allergies today.
Yeah, I'm allergic to getting back to work.
TNP knows they forgot something but don't know what it is.
Hmmm, no, I think today is the odd day when I don't have that feeling.
TNP could murder a Bloody Mary right about now.
False - the only thing I like tomatoes with is cheese and toast.
TNP has a fear of heights.
Boy, do I!
The next person to post in this thread has never ridden a horse.
False! When I was a teenager I actually had a horse named Paul Revere. He still lives at the house where I grew up.
TNP has never colored their hair.
False - it's a part of my life I'm trying to forget.
TNP has performed on a stage.
True, I was in a school play - a performance of Oklahoma! I got up on stage at the theatre as a volunteer from the audience once as well.
TNP owns an iPod
No way. I avoid Apple products at all costs. I have a fantastic MP3 player that doesn't require iTunes. YaY!
TNP has texted someone in the last eight hours.
True. I sent my son his daily text a little while ago.
TNP is ordering delivery tonight.
I wish! Stupid diet.
The next person to post in this thread has a thing for Juliette Lewis.
Nah, not so much. Now, if you'd said Drew Barrymore....
TNP calls waitresses "sweetheart".
God, no. That would sound so stilted especially coming from me.
TNP did not have to drive anywhere today.
True. Since it's 8.40 am I have indeed not had to drive anywhere yet.
The next poster tends to skip breakfast way too often.
False. Eat breakfast just about every day.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has posted in the latest Feud thread (hint, hint).
False. I shouldn't even be posting in this thread.
TNP is having inappropriate fantasies involving three posters in this thread, two bottles of champagne, and a tub of Cool Whip.
False - to my shame, I hadn't thought of the Cool Whip!
TNP has never appeared in court as a defendant.
True. I've been in the audience a few times, but that's it.
The next poster has changed religion at least once past fifteen years of age.
True. Went from being a pretty devout Christian to no belief.
TNP has only the vaguest idea what Skype is.
That's pretty true. Some VOIPish thing?
The next poster eschewed underwear during the summer as a child.
Nah, never been much on going commando, though I love it when women do it.
TNP has lost count of how many sex partners they've had.
False, I keep a regularly updated excel spreadsheet.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has broken more than five bones (of their own) in their lifetime.
Exactly five. It's like you knew I was going to be next!
TNP listens to music in the shower.
False. I'm behind the curve on portable music, not having a compact player of any format since my Walkman in high school 20 years ago. All my music listening is either from the stereo at the office or one of my PCsQuote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP has been in a fistfight in the last year.
False. I am both a pacifist and a physical coward.
TNP is fighting a losing battle against toenail fungus.
Certainly not, and I resent the accusation! You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
The next poster has seen a movie at least forty years old within the last week.
False, but just by a nose. I watched the 1971 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder in it last week.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has (actual, print) photos of family or loved ones in their wallet or purse right now.
Yup, at least one picture of my kid.
TNP takes an aspirin every day.
False - isn't one a day supposed to be good for the heart or something?
TNP can answer my above question.
True, and true. Aspirin is a blood thinner in addition to its analgesic properties, and it's commonly prescribed in low daily doses to lower the risk of heart attack, especially in people who have already had one.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has not been to a physician of any kind in the last year.
True, I haven't seen a doctor in 3 years.
TNP buys all the railroads in Monopoly.
True! The utilities too! I know they're like the worst values on the board, but I just love the little annoyance they present. Plus they allow you to completely own a side of the board, which is psychologically intimidating. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Batman
TNP uses the Australia strategy in RISK.
False! I neither play Risk nor know the Australia strategy.
The next poster is planning to go out of town this weekend.
False! I just got back into town last night. I'm beat.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
TNP has lived without a car of their own for over a year's time (consecutively) as an adult.
True. It was pretty easy to do in the Arctic, and I kinda lost the habit, although we have a care (in my wife's name) now.
TNP is left-handed.
True, and the worst kind. For fine motor skills (writing, eating, playing guitar) I'm lefty. For gross motor skills (throwing, batting, boxing) I'm righty. Which means instead of being a southpaw boxer or left handed pitcher, where my handedness would be an actual advantage, all I get is ink on the heel of my hand, elbowing the person next to me at the dinner table, and I have to pay extra for my guitars, when I can even find them. :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has had surgery under general anesthesia.
Yeah, minor surgery (tonsils and wisdom teeth removal), but under general.
TNP would like to visit the Playboy mansion.
False. I want to go to Disneyworld!
TNP considered calling in sick today.
Oh hell yes. I got in from vacation at about 9:00 last night, and instead of going to bed like a sensible boy, I drank a few beers, uploaded my (350+) vacation photos, and had marathon wild sex with the s/o. I am exhausted.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has a major (life-threatening) food or drug allergy.
No, thank God.
TNP has been married more than once.
False. Got married for the first time in 2002 and we're still together.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has put on sunscreen this week.
I put sunscreen on every day.
TNP knows the difference between Beck and Jeff Beck.
True, but I don't really care for either.
TNP has to work this weekend.
True, but it's all right. I've got almost all of next week off.
The next poster gets distracted when typing replies because of the damn moving emoticon next to the reply box.
False. Thanks to my 22" widescreen monitor, they're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over to the right where I can barely see them.
TNP has a bigger monitor than mine.
False. My work monitor (which I'm using now) is 17", while my home one is 22".
TNP is drinking beer now. I certainly am.
No, not this early. I did last night, though.
The next poster prefers red wine to white.
False - I'd drink either, but I'd go for the white unless someone was insisting the red was special.
TNP has never deliberately injured or killed an animal.
False. I've dispatched any number of fish and crustaceans in the pursuit of dinner. In addition, I killed a dog in Ecuador with a rock. It had bitten me the day before.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has been on a cruise ship.
Not yet, but planning to go on a Disney cruise this summer.
TNP always has a bottle of hot sauce on the table.
Yes, sometimes two. Always Frank's and sometimes a pinch hitter.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP likes singing karaoke.
I probably would like it if I ever tried it, and the entire audience were also tone-deaf.
The next poster knows the names of at least two of his or her great-grandparents.
The audience is drunk, Harlequin, and so are you. That's even better than tone deaf. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
True. I know all of their names. Mormon geneaology culture FTW.
TNP has been naked in a swimming pool or hot tub with other people who were also naked.
False - I'm obviously not hanging in the right circles.
TNP is an avid fan of a sport.
False, unless sarcasm is a sport. Which I doubt.
TNP has moved or helped a friend move recently (yay for Friday morning moving in the rain )
No, thank god. And if I'm ever asked to help again, I think I'm just going to volunteer to chip in money towards paying for real movers, which is what I use when I move.
TNP would rather go hungry than eat oatmeal.
False. On the right kind of day, I would rather eat good oatmeal than eggs Benedict or a Denver omelette. Mmmmmmmmmm.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is prone to losing small personal possessions (car keys, wallet/credit cards, glasses).
True. Every day, it seems.
TNP is the office "go to guy" for help with everything non-work related.
True. As a guy in an office of 90% women, I get the call for everything from relationship advice, to car noise diagnosis, to helping load moving vans.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP regrets what they had for lunch today, or breakfast if they haven't had lunch yet.
Nah, I'm reasonably well pleased with today's grub. In which vein,
TNP is having pizza and beer tonight.
False. I don't drink beer and the memory of the YouTube Domino's employee video is still too fresh.
TNP is already watching the clock.
A little bit, yeah.
The next poster has crash dieted at least once.
Major, insane crash diet.
Lost 75 pounds in less than two months. Really. Passed out several times.
This was some 25 years ago now...predictably gained it all back and then some.
The next person seriously regrets what they ate for lunch.
That's funny. I posted this question myself like five posts up, and now I'm here to answer it. And it's true, goddamn you Wendy's. :sad:Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
TNP posts regularly to a message board other than the Dope and its splinter boards.
Nope. I barely knew what a message board was when I found the Dope around a decade ago, and have never found a non-Dope connected board that interested me.
TNP has a mild crush on someone they work with.
False. Not even a mild crush. Now the Domer dudes...
TNP has on something black today.
Always.
The next poster averages less than eight hours of sleep a night.
Too true.
TNP has dropped acid.
True. I think it was called Blotta Acid - it was like a candy button on paper.
TNP is done with work, but still at the office.
Pretty true. I want to look at what I drafted today with a fresh eye on Monday. Just had a call from a client though, and I've known the damndest things to come up late in the day on Friday.
TNP owns a vibrator.
False - I don't even work in the oilpatch. ;)
The next poster has had a pet other than a cat or a dog as an adult.
Nope, haven't been big on pets of any kind as an adult.
TNP takes more than three kinds of prescription medication a day.
False; I haven't taken a prescription medication since my post-LASIK eye drops in 2007. The last time I took an oral prescription was 2004.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP would like to retire to a (state/province/prefecture) other than the one they currently live in.
Maybe a little paradise island somewhere, but more likely I'll just stay here. I do love this country.
The next poster learned to swim rather late.
I learnt to swim in primary school. Not that I actually got good at it, but enough that I could get to the other end of the pool and back.
TNP prefers Pepsi to Coke
Uh uh, I'm a Coke guy, although I'm not fanatical about it.
TNP didn't go to kindergarten.
False - not that I remember much about it!
TNP has given money to a beggar.
True. Many times.
The next poster regularly wears a wristwatch.
Nah, the last time my band broke, I thought, "Hey, I've got this cell phone that keeps better time, anyway."
TNP has been on a blind date.
Oh gawd, true. I didn't know I was going on a blind date, but I showed up at dinner with a couple of friends only to find out they had a guy there for me to go out with. I.was.pissed.
TNP hasn't left the house today.
Depends on what you mean. I spent a good part of today outside cutting down and cutting up two dead spruce trees. But I never went out.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP has already mowed the lawn this year.
False. I have no lawn.
TNP likes to gamble.
Well, a bit. I can be a bit of a fiend at the roulette table unless my wife talks sense to me.
TNP likes big butts and cannot lie.
Half-true. I don't mind a certain amount of junk in the trunk, but I definitely can lie.
The next poster owns a weapon.
That's a tricky one! I have objects that could be used as weapons, but none specifically designed for such purposes. So, False.
TNP has a reasonably famous friend.
Nah, not even any reasonably well-know ones.
TNP already knows they're going to have a lousy supper tonight.
False. It will be as good as i feel like putting forth the effort to cook. Hmm...wait...maybe it's true after all.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has steered clear, so far, of the kerfuffle over moderation that seems to be eating the board alive at the moment. (As of 4:08PM CST, five of the top ten active threads are about moderation, bannings, or the recent "attack.")
Yeah, more or less.
TNP is posting from a computer they own.