False. Do it faithfully every night, and it helps.
TNP has gone out for lunch, and had a nooner instead.
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False. Do it faithfully every night, and it helps.
TNP has gone out for lunch, and had a nooner instead.
False, dammit.
TNP had had McDonald's for lunch sometime this week.
Nope. I think its probably close to 7 or 8 years since I've eaten there.
TNP needs to apply for a passport.
Nah, got a new one just a couple years ago.
TNP has had sex with a teenager after TNP's own teenage years.
Well that one went over like a turd in the punch bowl, huh?Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
False. Enough said.
TNP woke up too early today.
Not so much too early as got way too little sleep.
The next poster remembers when Pac-Man first got big.
Pretty much, yeah.
TNP remembers the last time they played Pac-Man.
Kinda-sorta. I have played it a couple times on line.
TNP has a pet under the weather right now.
(I do and I am worried about her :-( )
I ain't gots no pets.
TNP has spent this weekend in the sun, loving it.
True! Most of it, anyway.
TNP is on Facebook
Yup,
TNP has already thanked a veteran for their service on this Memorial Day weekend.
No, but then, I'm a Canadian, Remembrance Day is more our day for that kind of thing.
TNP has gone spelunking.
False - I've been in a couple of caves, but I've never had the urge to go seriously exploring them. All that rock above me is a bit disconcerting.
TNP has thought briefly about doing a streak.
Very briefly.
TNP had a less than satisfactory day today, on more than one level.
Well, I forgot to mail off & fax off some financial things so I'm a little pissed off. And I had a nice weekend but really didn't get anything done.
TNP has never been to California.
False. I've been there and have never been able to figure out what all of the fuss is about.
TNP has gone to one of their high school reunions.
Fuck, no.
TNP still is in touch with a college room mate
Didn't go to college.
TNP has never changed a baby's diaper.
True - I've looked on enviously a few times though.
TNP would live on the road if they won a Winnebago.
True. About half the time, that's how I think I'd like to spend retirement.
TNP grilled something this past weekend.
Nah, grillin' ain't my thing, and it wasn't a traditional grilling weekend here anyway.
TNP has moonlighted.
True. I've worked in a hospital full time and the occasional flight nurse gig from time to time.
TNP has been to a beach (any beach) in the last year.
You bet. Non-impressive local ones, but beaches nonetheless.
TNP has been offered a blind date recently.
No, but I'd take it if I were.
The next poster prefers Roger Moore's Bond to Sean Connery's.
True - if I'm out of my gourd on peyote and crack.
TNP remembers The Champions, a 70's tv series about 3 psychic super-spies, one of them played by the once delectable Alexandre Bastedo.
No, if that made it to this side of the Atlantic, I've forgotten it.
TNP made a New Year's resolution, and not only remembers it, is sticking to it.
No, I don't make them at all!
TNP feels naked if their toenails aren't painted.
Kind of true! I do prefer my toenails purty.
TNP owns something monogrammed.
Not that I can think of.
The next poster is really nervous about something that's going to take place within a week.
Haha! At the weekend am going to a friend's wedding and think he's making a terrible mistake. Am a little nervous about it all!
TNP has a scaletrix set from when they were a child.
I had to Google "scaletrix" to see what it was, but yeah, I totally had one of those.
TNP was a Boy/Girl Scout.
False. Not me.
TNP has parents who are still married.
No, my dad died when I was a kid.
TNP's parents are both still alive.
They are! Just retired and moved out to the country!
TNP makes pancakes for breakfast.
False. I'm not a fan of pancakes.
TNP has done karaoke.
Nope, and the world can be very, very glad of that.
TNP has ridden an elephant.
False, alas - I'd have made a good Tarzan, as well! Bah!
TNP has spent more than a £1,000 on someone's present. ( The lucky bar-steward, if so!)
Hmm, that's like 2,000 Canadian, right?
No, never that much that I can recall.
TNP has never subscribed to a magazine.
False, I've subscribed to several in the past, though I don't currently.
TNP knows how to perform CPR.
Um, I did, once. Like 25 years ago.
TNP reads the comics in the loo everyday at work.
No, don't read the comics much at all, anymore. Either they've stopped being funny or I've stopped being easily amused.
TNP buys clothes over the Internet.
True, but only from a few places because you never know about sizing.
TNP is eating something as they read this.
False. You would have usually got me, but I finished eating my bowl of trail mix about thirty minutes ago.
TNP weighs less than 150 lbs.
I haven't weighed less than that since I was 16 or 17. Which was a while ago. ;P
TNP has dreamt about work lately.
True, a quite beautiful dream in which one of the young woman lawyers brought me a document to look over, then obligingly bent over so I could play with her butt as I did so.
TNP hates jazz.
False. Brubeck, T Monk, Cannonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, John Coltrane and many other fine jazz musicians live in my music collection.
TNP has never held newborn kittens.
False, false, false! I have *delivered* kittens!
TNP's car is over 10 years old.
False, though it's about seven, which some people consider old. Myself, I think it's in the sweet spot, paid for, but not costing much in repairs.
TNP has worn crotchless panties.
True.
TNP's scalp is starting to feel just a little bit itchy, now that I've drawn their attention to it.
Well, yeah. Damn you woman.
TNP has had chickenpox.