False. Day off, I do whatever I like, which does not involve dealing with bureaucrats.
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False. Day off, I do whatever I like, which does not involve dealing with bureaucrats.
Harlequin, man, don't eff up the rotation! :smash:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
I wish to declare a "whoops".
The next poster forgot to do something they really should have remembered today.
Yes, totally! I forgot to put my engagement ring back on before I left for work today and I feel like an ass, not to mention naked.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has a book in their possession that they've been meaning to read for a long time, but keeps getting bumped back in line by other books.
True. Eckhart Tolle's A New Earth. I was ready to read it and then I got sucked into Stephen King's Dark Tower series. I've got two and a half of those to go, so we'll see if I read it after these.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP has tried online dating.
Nope, came along after I was already settled down.
TNP has had a liquid lunch on a work day.
True. I met my fiancee, artifex, on OKCupid, but even before then I had met a few people online.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
ETA: shit.-----------------------------------------------
False. I've had a beer or two with lunch a few times, but never to the point of a buzz.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP would sell one of their eyes (and agree not to replace it even if vat-grown or robotic eyes became available in the future) for $10 million.
Yes, I think I would. $10 million means doing what I feel like for the rest of my life. I'm not the kind of person who would have trouble with not working.
The next poster can name at least one major nonweapon invention they wish had never been invented.
Broccoli. Why oh why someone have to pluck it out of the ground and give it a nibble?
TNP likes to open the windows and listen to the sound of the rain.
True; I love the sound of rain, and of thunderstorms.
TNP has had at least one cup of coffee today.
TrueQuote:
Originally posted by The Logos
TNP has not use the chat feature yet.
False. Don't spend a lot of time there, but I've used it.
TNP could go for a pizza right now.
True, I'd love some pizza.
TNP owns a trench coat.
False. It would be neat to live someplace where I'd have occasion to wear one, but this is Houston; I can make it through the entire winter on nothing but hoodies.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP has had the same personal (cell or land) phone number for at least three years.
Yup, like 7 or 8 years.
TNP now has the song "Ring My Bell" stuck in their heads.
True NOW, goddamyou. :smash:
TNP has laughed out loud today.
True. Today, tomorrow, EVERY DAY!
TNP doesn't care what's in a hot dog, they like it!
Oh, I'm wishy-washy on this one. A good beef frankfurter is fine. But your typical Oscar Meyer wiener is offensive to my palette. So it depends on the 'dog.
TNP has never seen A Clockwork Orange.
False, I done seen it.
TNP has never seen Citizen Kane.
False - I wasn't overly impressed.
TNP has been drunk within the last week.
True. :smile:
TNP didn't think the Star Wars prequels were all that bad.
True! Bitchy purist nerds annoy me!
TNP admits to liking Tom Cruise, no matter what the haters say.
True, I actually think he's become a very good actor. And as for being a bizarre asshole in real life, he's probably no worse than Val Kilmer or Christian Bale; Tom just happens to be a flavor of asshole that's very easy and popular to mock. Tom is the white Michael Jackson.
TNP can do a handstand.
Yeah, right.
TNP does another person's work plus their own for no extra money.
False - and don't dare moan if you do. You can always say no, ya know?
TNP would give up their job in an instant if they won a lottery jackpot.
Seeing how I HAVE no job at the moment is a moot point, but yeah, I can't imagine NOT quitting is I was suddenly fabulously wealthy.
TNP has seen Keith Urban in concert.
False. I've never seen a country act in concert, but he's one I wouldn't be opposed to. He's okay.
TNP doesn't care who wins American Idol.
True. Couldn't even name one of the current participants or what pervasive quirk they have.
The next poster dances more rarely than once a month on average.
That's true. Can't remember the last time I was dancing.
TNP has seen a topless woman in public, other than at a theatre or strip joint.
False - and I've done a lot of looking.
TNP is getting a little bit sleepy.
That be true. Just about ready for beddy-bye.
TNP has milked a cow before.
False. I don't really have a desire to, either.
TNP doesn't have a cell phone.
False, I have a much loved, scratched and battered Pebl.
TNP loves the smell of freshly cut grass.
True.
The next poster has grown a tomato in their own garden, and eaten it.
True! Can't beat eating your own tomatoes, especially those that are still warm from the sun Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious!!
TNP needs to clean out their car.
Oh hell yes I do.
TNP prefers vodka to gin.
I most certainly do!
TNP could pass the Pepsi Challenge.
Definitely false. I probably couldn't distinguish Diet Pepsi from regular Pepsi in a blind test.
The next poster has a strong preference for one of McDonald's and Burger King over the other.
True. I try to avoid fast food nowadays, but I like Burger King much better than McDonalds.
TNP has seen the latest Star Trek movie.
No, I can't actually remember the last time I went to the cinema.
TNP is planning a fancy lunch today.
False. Lunch will probably consist of the apple I just had.
The next poster has been both underweight and overweight.
True. I was born 5 weeks premature and underweight for that gestational term. Mom had to flick the soles of my feet to keep me awake long enough to feed.
The next poster has hired a billboard or a banner advertising plane, or otherwise announced something in a BIG way.
I've produced plenty of big outdoor ad projects, but always for others. For myself, the most I've done is putting fliers for my English lessons in people's mailboxes, and put a classified ad in a free paper to get rid of some furniture.Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP either owns a copy of Grand Theft Auto, or has actually committed Grand Theft Auto.
false to both.
It is raining wherever TNP is right now.
False. It's sunny, muggy and hot as hell. Gonna hit 90 today.
TNP can count to ten in three or more languages.
Yup, English, Spanish and French. And that's about all I can do in other languages.
TNP wishes Eddie Murphy would just go back to stand up.
That would be just fine with me. He can leave all his wigs and fat suits to Tyler Perry...preferably with a few mildly poisonous snakes hidden in them.
TNP has been the best man or maid of honor at a wedding.
Yep, once. It was a good night.
The next poster has divorced at least twice.
False. I've been divorced once and I fully plan on that being the last time.
TNP personally knows someone who's in the military in Iraq or Afghanistan.
True, if by "knows someone" you mean having met in little more than passing. Otherwise, false.
TNP thinks libraries are a great thing.