desire for bilberries
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desire for bilberries
as 'the munchies'
from secondhand smoke.
Meanwhile, in an
adjoining grotto, another
Greek god was
gathering his wits
after a horrifying
sexting mishap with
the president of
the European Council
, Herman Van Rompuy.
Hermes had never
had a message
so obscene before
, and he frankly
was tempted to
give up all
his deific rights
in return for
just one more
moment in Herman's
elegantly-appointed boudoir.
"Ho, ho, ho!"
exclaimed Santa Claus,
dropping in from
the Parachute Infantry
Division of the
Canuckistan Socialist Army.
"Is this Narnia?"
"No, it's Olympia,
you jolly personification
of incongruous mythology!"
ejaculated Hermes. He
scrutinized Santa's bag
, looking for suspicious
objects of worship
or other contraband.
Finding none, he
invited Saint Nick
to have some
ambrosia and eggnog.
"Well, as long
as you have
fresh nutmeg, I
can't say no."
Thus encouraged, Hermes
took out his
libations and began
pouring a generous