the skin of
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the skin of
an overripe mango,
which had been
lying about Olympus
for three days.
Hercules raised his
pants from where
they had been
flopped in the
washing basket, exclaiming
"By the Power
of my blessed
hammer," cried Thor
as he transformed
somehow or other
into Bea Arthur,
giving Deadpool the
shock of his
life. "No way
, my fantasies have
just been ruined
! Bea Arthur's not
even a real
god, you fool!"
Bea Arthur, summoned,
began to sing
"There's a place
in my lonesome
heart for you!"
She fell silent.
But only after
several awkward moments
of making out
with Deadpool who
(it later transpired)
had written a
rather scathing review
of Tantric tongue
twisting. Having finished
his board certifications,
Zeus contemplated his
female companionship options.
Golden showers were
pretty much a
given these days.
Not that Zeus
would say no
to any form
of water sport;
he was rather