Zealously creaming the shorts of a walking, humanoid dropbear, who happens to be a fine lady logician.
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Zealously creaming the shorts of a walking, humanoid dropbear, who happens to be a fine lady logician.
Adamantly refusing to mention dropbears in your next post.
Dammit!
Belaying a dropbear to help it achieve the first summit of K2 in dropbear history. you sumbitch! well, one must admit dropbears are pretty funny
Crying after the dropbear killed your wife.
Dropping bears onto children from a great height.
Electing to spread some Vegemite behind your ears. Because of the dropbears.
Finagling your way onto the last flight of the Hindenburg with a boxful of dropbears soaked in gasoline.
Getting screwed in the ass by a dropbear. And liking it.
Having absolutely nothing more to say about dropbears.
Indian-giving a totem pole containing a dropbear, another dropbear, a bald eagle, a golden eagle, and another dropbear.
Joking with customs officials about smuggling huge amounts of heroin as you cross a border.
Killing a bald eagle :(
Letting a drowning Girl Scout meet a watery doom while you nibble Cheetos in your deck chair.
Mellowing out on some California grass, just like Jojo.
Never paying for your friends' drinks.
Over-achieving without the goods
Polishing off your pal's hot wings while he's in the bathroom.
Queefing all over a dropbear and getting the "drop" on it.
Raffling off your brother's priceless baseball card collection.
Selling at auction a binder full of Garbage Pail Kids, when it's not yours.
Taking the biggest piece of meat from the platter, even if it's not the closest to you.
that is a good one -- that''s something uncouth people actually do IRL
Unzipping the fly of a priest with teeth belonging to another.
Vigorously shaking your dad's beer can in the kitchen before taking it to him out on the porch.
Wondering why wildebeests wander in wife's backdoor. What's up with the non-bolding of initial letter? Some of us are........dyslexic and need the extra help! :)
(You just did it yourself!)
Xenophobically shouting at any turbaned person you see on the street.
Yanking Sally through the alley.
Zebra-mounted and at the gallop, riding through your friendly local library.
Asking your sister's brother-in-law's wife if she'd like a taste.
Bending over and farting loudly when introduced to the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Calling the Archbishop of Canterbury ''the Archbishop of Cunterbury''.
Dinging the Archbishop of Canterbury on the head with his own crozier.
Echolocating some corpses by screaming in a cemetery.
Felching while attending Bible study.
Going on a first date and asking the woman over dinner if she washed herself.
Hiccuping loudly from your front-row seat all the way through the State of the Union Address.
Implicating the rat man when someone complains about how it isn't nice to "finish" on someone's face.
Jumping head-first into the shallow waters of the rock quarry on a dare.
Killing a citizen with kindness.
Lining up toy soldiers on a busy superhighway.
Masquerading as a peace officer while wearing a polo shirt.
Nibbling on the boss's wife's earlobes while he's standing right there.
Offering a cloud of pipe tobacco to a rudie.
Pissing in your Great Aunt Prudence's favorite potted palm when she has you over for tea.
Quipping to a woman that she might make the spank bank if she tries.
Racing go-carts down the hallway of the ICU Ward after midnight.
Snapping an upskirt of snappers.
Taking the wheels off Great Aunt Tilly's wheelchair.
Using the last of someone else's nine (or whatever) lives
Victimizing Girl Scouts who try to sell you stale, recalled and/or inedible cookies.
Whipping the shit out of a bad snapper.