Planted it in the neighbor's backyard already.
I suspect when the Western Hemlock matures in about a hundred years, the ____________________.
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Planted it in the neighbor's backyard already.
I suspect when the Western Hemlock matures in about a hundred years, the ____________________.
roots will mess up my septic system.
(D'oh! I was thinking this was the TNP game. Sorry).
You've got to pay attention as to which thread you're posting in, or you just might __________
auger it in and buy the farm.
(Funny, I didn't even notice the "TNP" -- maybe I'm just getting too old!)
Don't smoke marijuana cigarettes in bed with your woman, because ___________________________.
she just might be a DEA agent.
The last time I met a DEA agent, she immediately ________________________
mistook me for George Clooney and started gobbling my knob.
Unfortunately, that particular DEA agent happened to be ____________________.
almost 70, badly unskilled at fellatio, ugly as sin and the carrier of too many diseases to count.
The DEA really ought to do a better job _________________________________
forcing drugs into people.
A nectarine in the fridge is __________________________________________________ ___________
like a pickle in the peach.
Fermenting fruits never ______________________________________________.
got into Harvard, let alone graduated.
When I applied to Harvard, they wrote back right away and said _____________________
"Your application has been forwarded to the Selective Service."
The best thing about a headless horseman is ________________________________.
he eats and drinks very little.
(LOL re: Harvard and the draft)
If I were a vengeful decapitated undead Hessian soldier, I'd probably _________________________
give it the Voight-Kampff test, just to be sure.
A little boy shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar, and I _______________________________
wonder if you really ought to be working here at Tyrell Corp. after all.
The lady was nude but for an artificial snake draped over her, so of course I _________________
intromitted like a motherfuck into that raven-haired cotton-picker until there wasn't nothing left.
Yeah, it was not good to hear about, but at least ___________________________.
I didn't have to work at Tyrell Corp. anymore. That place sucked.
If I could pick my next boss, he or she would be __________________________
a real cool customer who never heard the words "work to rule" in a foul sense.
Tyrell's a real cool customer, but those eyeglasses, just ______________________________________________.
those eyeglasses alone, told you he had no fashion sense at all.
The fact that the same actor appeared in both Blade Runner and The Shining is __________________________
so shocking I have to think about it, and come up shooting blanks.
The best thing about hand-loading handgun cartridges is __________________________________.
that the damn gummint can't bother with you with taxes and regulations and suchlike.
I give you Joe Turkel:
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_...Turkel_001.jpg
http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BMTM0N...ge-picture.jpg
Holy crap, he's 90!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Turkel
If I could meet Joe Turkel tomorrow, I'd probably ______________________________
say, "I always liked ya. You were always the best of 'em. Best god-damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland, Oregon for that matter.
If I met Stephen King in his prime, I'd definitely _______________________________.
ask him to give me a million dollars since I need it more than him.
Asking famous people for money is __________________
Like pissing into the wind -- you might get it back in your face.
Knowing famous people for the sake of their being celebutards isn't __________________________________________________
going to earn you a Nobel Peace Prize anytime soon.
If I walk right out my door this very minute, I'm sure to _____________________
be extremely unhappy.
TNP likes to spend the first day off work at their job __________________________________________.
thinking about how this isn't the TNP thread, but then again, what the hell?
Easter is coming soon, and that means ________________________
hipsters are going to do some hilarious antics for April 1.
The only good hipster is a ____________________.
hipster who gives me a million dollars and then goes away.
Not too many hipsters have _______________________________
a non-defective view of the value of tradition to acculturation of the marginalized.
The notion of the civilizing colonialist is ______________________.
abhorrent to many people in the Third World today, which should surprise nobody, really.
If I have to go out in the rain again today, I'm gonna _________________________
wear a boot that is resistant to the peasants who choose to revolt.
If Spring is Joyce's season, then __________________________.
Summer must be Rick and Morty's.
I really should watch that show, so I can _____________________________
feel a strange mix of horror and revulsion, laughter at witty verbal humor, and indifference to crude cultural commentary.
But of the three emotions I____________________________________
value most - love, fear and yearning for my Great Aunt Tillie's soyburgers - I love love best.
Great Aunt Tillie really ought to have ________________
not been so hateful.
What turned Great Aunt Tillie to the dark side was __________________________________
the irresistible lure of roller-boogie disco.
The last time I was on roller skates, I __________________
really believed I could catch her, but I was wrong.
Nice eye-contact from a petite brunette at work is ______________________________________.
the kind of thing that can make me smile even hours later.
Of all the petite brunettes I know, ______________________
I like one the best.
There was a cold vibe in the air today between _______________________.
the Sun burning out and the approaching glacier.
The next time I see a glacier coming down the street, you can bet I'm gonna ___________________
run toward it and do a quick ice sculpture of Dennis Quaid, then immediately smash it, for reasons unknown.
Cynthia Nixon is not the right _____________________________
celebrity candidate for Governor of New York this year; that would be RuPaul.
The last time I bumped into RuPaul down at the feed store, ______________________________
I said, "Hey girlfriend!"
The last time I addressed someone as "Mister Man," _____________________________________________.
Kathy Bates broke my legs and wouldn't you know it, even won a damn Oscar for it!
When I win my second Oscar, you can bet I'll ________________
thank George C. Scott and attempt to violate a social more on stage.
The staging areas are complicated and _______________________________.
Gunnery Sergeant Dietz, the bastard, keeps telling me not to take any pictures before the invasion gets underway.
If they'd asked me to help plan the invasion, I would ___________________
oblige. Unless I didn't want to.
For every person I meet, __________________________________________________ ________________
I think....hmmm....that one could either be or not be OK for sex purposes.
A Trojan Man is always _____________________.
ready to fight off Greek invaders, and figured out that whole gift-horse thing a long time ago.
The last hoplite who knocked on my door ________________________________
ended up being a Greek woman with her tits taped down.
Best thing about the Greeks is, you know, __________________________
that they hardly ever try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
The next time I visit the Brooklyn Bridge, I've gotta _____________________