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belly-dancing and
organic cupcakes and
hemp flavored smoothies."
He waited expectantly
for an answer.
Suddenly, he noticed
the yogis were
finishing their yoga,
while the fakirs
faked it like
Milli Vanilli, and
Elvis's ghost sneered.
"Wow," said Zeus,
"I never knew
that trying to
learn yoga was
so damn much
." Zeus sighed. "Why
doesn't anybody ever
just let things
happen for free?"
In spite of
Zeus's communist leanings,
Rush Limbaugh heartily
supported the god.
"Because it costs
those gawdawful liberals
a whole lot
of hard-earned cash
just to keep
on top of
that polytheistic pantheon
, not to mention
the bizarre ritualistic
holy men." Zeus
bellowed lustily as
he pulled down
some nymph's silken
stocking cap from
the upper shelf.
At the same
time, Dick Cheney's
mind saw this
black winged figure
settle lightly on
George Bush's head
, and piously genuflected.
Hera was watching
and covered a
parakeet cage with