The next person to post in this thread...

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Originally posted by Harlequin

Not that I can think of.

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So your cars never had a steering wheel?! :smile:

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Originally posted by Harlequin

The next poster prefers winter to summer.

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True...er...False...umm... remind me what a "summer" is again?

TNP has a tattoo where it can't usually be seen.

True. I hate snow, but I like cooler weather.

TNP is a Sci-Fi fanatic.

It's true - I read sic-fi almost exclusively, and I read a lot. Well, I used to read a lot. Now I have the internet. :)

The next poster has accidentally burned down something they didn't mean to.

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Originally posted by featherlou

The next poster has accidentally burned down something they didn't mean to.

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True. Freshman year in college, I tossed burning textboks out the 5th floor window of my dorm. They set the dry grass of the quad on fire - a fire which spread rather quickly but died when it reached the concrete sidewalks, thus preventing any further property damage.



TNP has had a relationship with someone they met on a dating website.

Nope, I've never done any online dating.

TNP has today off work.

I wish. Really.

The next poster has seen a platonic friend of the opposite sex naked.

* Ahem! * Excuse me Ms Jali, but have my posts turned invisible, ya snob?


( Or did you just not want to confess about your embarrassing tattoo? :lol: )

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Originally posted by Harlequin

The next poster has seen a platonic friend of the opposite sex naked.

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I'd feel cool if I could say "true," but unfortunately, penis has ensued every time. :sad:




TNP has been hot tubbing naked with more than one other person at once.

I wish. Really.

TNP has a tattoo where it usually can't be seen.

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Originally posted by ivan astikov

* Ahem! * Excuse me Ms Jali, but have my posts turned invisible, ya snob?


( Or did you just not want to confess about your embarrassing tattoo? :lol: )

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I apologize honey bunny astikov!

I have no tatoos since I have trouble giving blood or getting shots. No way I could sit still for that kind of pain.


TNP has had to apologize to someone in the last week

It's true - I had to apologize to my sister for being wishy-washy over our plans to go to the Comic Expo this weekend. We're not usually like that - just a series of stuff conspiring to end up that way, I guess.

The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

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The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

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If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.





TNP has at least one complete false tooth (not just a filling or crown).

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

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The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

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If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.

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What would it explain, exactly?

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The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

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If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.

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What would it explain, exactly?

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Size. It would just be nice if I could explain to girls, "Yeah, I lost three inches to frostbite, peeing off the side of the highway on a road trip in North Dakota." As it is, what I got is just what I was born with. :lol:

Back on track...

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Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

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False.

TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)


Huh, images are turned off?

[quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies]Back on track...

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Originally posted by "Rube E. Tewesday":2xnme0a3

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

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False.

TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)


Huh, images are turned off?[/quote:2xnme0a3](Images are turned off everywhere except the Dark Room, Bitchcakes.) :smile:


False. Sleeping, my eyes are as naked as the rest of me.



TNP is going to yaaaaaaawn when he/she reads this.

I did. It's midnight here, OK?

The next poster thinks Atkins is a bunch of crap.

I've lost over 30 pounds on Atkins (and 4 days a week at Curves) but it's a difficult diet to maintain long term. Some dieters seem to think it's a bacon free-for-all. Which it isn't, if they'd read the book.



TNP has stepped on an upturned nail and ...

False. I've never been injured near that badly; I burned myself a little on an iron one time and accidentally stabbed my palm at the base of my thumb with a small modeling knife, but that's about it.

TNP is married to the only person he or she has had sex with.

Nope. 'Nuff said.

TNP regularly buys lottery tickets.

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I've lost over 30 pounds on Atkins (and 4 days a week at Curves) but it's a difficult diet to maintain long term. Some dieters seem to think it's a bacon free-for-all. <snip>

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Dammit. {scratches Atkins diet off list}

I don't buy lottery tickets at all, but my husband does if the total is over some magic number ($5 million, I think).

The next poster has voted for a write-in candidate.

Yep, I have! I finally got to say yes!

TNP has laundry in the dryer that needs folded.



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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

False. Sleeping, my eyes are as naked as the rest of me.

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YaY for naked sleeping. I cover my eyes to get deeper sleep, but wearing clothing to bed drives me NUTSO.

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Yep, I have! I finally got to say yes!

TNP has laundry in the dryer that needs folded.

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Checking laundry room next to computer room....yep.

TNP is trying to figure out why there's a flu epidemic going on in April.

Well, I'm curious, but not "wondering why" in the sense of "Oh God, why is this happening now?"

TNP need to do laundry pretty soon.

Not so much.

The next person to post is working on their abs.

I do a situp or two, but I'll never go the no-fat-for-a-year route necessary to get maximum visual appeal out of them.

The next poster usually gives something up for Lent.

False. Never.

TNP was raised going to church regularly.

False. Religion has never been a part of my life.

TNP really felt like having a couple drinks to unwind after work today.

True, but I stopped at one beer.

TNP doesn't own a DVD player.

True. I use my PS2.

TNP took a vitamin this morning.

False. Do you think I should have?

The next poster has never seen an episode of House.

True. Might have seen a couple minutes channel flipping, but that's it.

TNP is tired of just about everything right now.

True. But only because I've gotten about 3.5 restless hours pf sleep and must head off to an extremely early and busy day at work. :sad:

TNP has also had less than 4 hours sleep today.

No, I'm sitting pretty at about four and a half.

The next poster really should drink more water during the day.

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The next poster really should drink more water during the day.

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False; I'm actually pretty good about drinking water. I have a half-liter bottle that I fill up typically three times in a work day. (Then I go home and drink beer all night!)




TNP is wearing more than two pieces of jewelry.

Nope, just my wedding ring and a chain my wife gave me years ago.

TNP has never gone fishing.

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TNP has never gone fishing.

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False, but would have been true if you'd added "in the last 20 years."



TNP has ridden in a propeller-driven aircraft.

Yep. Helicopters count, right?

The next poster hasn't been in a physical fight for over ten years.

No, thank God, unless you count trying to control my kid, or teaching him some boxing moves.

TNP has a few words that they spell wrong every single time.

(Knot me, I spells good) TNP to post herein has been pissed at a {board name deleted} mod before.

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(Knot me, I spells good) TNP to post herein has been pissed at a {board name deleted} mod before.

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False, I don't think I was ever even warned in over 7500 posts at the Old Board, and I'm well on my way to doing the same here. I just don't set up camp anywhere near the boundaries of message board decency.


TNP has consumed ground beef in the past 72 hours.

No. I had ground turkey.

TNP has a friend who is getting on their nerves.

Nah. My enemies, on the other hand....

TNP often notices patterns other people miss.

Kind of true, although not really "patterns" per se. I notice things about people that could be medical issues. Occupational hazard.

TNP has a favorite font. (what is it?)

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TNP has a favorite font. (what is it?)

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Tahoma. Not sexy, but gets the job done.




TNP loves to be barefoot.

Not me, I like something on my feet.

TNP thinks everything is better if it has a girl-girl scene.

False. Bo-ring.

TNP was watched a baseball game within the last week.

False. Bo-ring. :lol:

The next poster haaaaaates the taste of ketchup.

No, I require ketchup on my freedom fries.

TNP loves long walks on the beach at sunset.