Bitching about little kids playing baseball within earshot.
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Bitching about little kids playing baseball within earshot.
Catapulting a watermelon into the path of an ongoing truck.
Decapitating the truck driver.
Eating his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Feasting on the goo within his skull.
Grabbing a flame thrower and attacking a Little League game, bleachers first.
Harvesting from organ donors before they're actually dead yet.
Irritating a school of fungus with antifungal cream.
Jumping up and down on your best friend's new car's hood as hard as you can.
Kicking some major Russian ass, *Rambo III*-style
Licking the stewardess's hand in gratitude when she brings your gin and tonic.
Making her refill your drink continuously.
Niggling over details in an overheard conversation.
Offering to undress and bend over while you're still in the doctor's waiting room.
Peeing in a cup for your doctor
Quite so, especially when he hasn't asked you to, and it's his coffee cup.
Refusing to apologize.
Shitting in his desk drawer for good measure.
Tickling the endangered ivory of the dropbear.
Urinating on a bald eagle.
Vacuuming in the living room while your sweetie is trying to watch a game.
Wishing your sweetie 's team would lose.
X-Acto-knifing priceless paintings when you visit the local museum.
Yabbering about pizza and cakes while fat people strain themselves at the gym.
Zoologically and loudly categorizing other people in line with you at the Wal-Mart.
Accusing Wak-Mart shoppers of being "white trash".
Beating up Girl Scouts when they are unresponsive to your complaints that the cookie boxes keep getting smaller, and the prices keep going up.
Coming into a Walmart loaded for bear.
Doing everything you can to keep the people behind you from enjoying the movie.
Eating your popcorn as loudly as possible.
Farting and following through at a funeral.
Going 80 mph through a school playground.
Hitting kids playing kickball.
Intimidating puppy dogs.
Jerking off a sleeping dropbear.
Killing the dropbear when it spurts all over your best shoes.
Licking the sputum off a newborn dropbear's nose.
Mangling a newborn dropbear with your lawnmower when it won't get out of the way fast enough, dammit.
Nuzzling the decaying corpse of a dropbear, ignorant of its having been Overrun by an Ozzie.
Offering to go down on your sister-in-law at the family reunion picnic.
Pissing down the back of a dropbear from a high branch.
Quietly being resigned to continued discussion of dropbears.
Retarding the development of a young dropbear. blame spitzer! he put the idea in my head, now it's all I can think of -- it's fucking great!
Sexually stimulating a dropbear with garden shears.
Titillating an Australian while using proper strine english.
Using a dropbear as a sexual aid.
Violating the hell out of a dropbear. Anally. With a pitchfork.
Willfully putting a rabid dropbear in your Great Aunt Tilly's bed while she sleeps.
[b]X[b]ylophoning until the land of Oz goes to sleep. Dulcet tones, let me tell you -- otherwise the dropbears wake up. And they're one cuss of an animal!
Yowling like a wounded dropbear, waking all your neighbors at 2am.