"I never got
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"I never got
the chance to
tell the whole
world how much
sexy fun time
I craved, ya'll!"
Many leagues below
, deep beneath the
glittering blue sea
, the Kraken waked.
Mighty Zeus said,
"Where did that
confounded bridge go?"
"And for that
Kraken to rise
just like that
leaves me wondering
where the dolphins
and the walri
have gone," said
the mighty Zeus.
Who was also
secretly passing as
a substitute teacher,
teaching Phys Ed,
to teenage girls
in Catholic school.
"Let's learn yoga!"
He said with
a mouthful of
gristly, chewy, yet
sweet corn chips.
Setting aside the
Tostitos bag, he
lifted a buttcheek
off his chest
only lingering momentarily
as he noticed
a dozen Yogis
, fakirs, and lamas,
shimmying towards him.
Hastily, he rose
and grabbed his
emblematic lightning bolt.
"Halt!" cried the
slightly embarrassed deity,
coughing a little.
"We want a
Whole Foods convention,"
he said, "with