Drink waaaaay too much vodka
Aggressive
Yearn to be led by a strongman
Secretive
Ugly women
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Japanese.
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Drink waaaaay too much vodka
Aggressive
Yearn to be led by a strongman
Secretive
Ugly women
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Japanese.
Love eating seafood
Weird obsession with blood types
Extremely oldschool and traditional
Extremely futuristic and modern
Harakiri
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Canadians.
Never heard that about the Japanese and blood types. Do you have an example?
As to Canadians:
Unfailingly polite
End every sentence with "eh"
Love coffee and pastry
Resent their neighbor to the south
Have either a moose or a beaver in every third backyard
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Chinese.
Here ya go EH http://geekykristie.tumblr.com/post/...in-japan-it-is
Loud eaters
Macho men
Rugged terrain
Loves food
Will fight
Name stereotypes about the French
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the French.
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rude
dandies
perfectionists with food
obsessed with cheese
nation of boozers
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about Ukraine.
Corrupt
Radiation-obsessed
Little fish, big pond
Under the thumb of Uncle Joe
Proud nationalists
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about adventurers
Wow. I had no idea - thanks!Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about adventurers
fearless
wear fedoras
still use map and compass
seldom bathe
mostly male
Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about Brazilians.
They love waxes
The men look like sissies
Knows a lot about crushing poverty
Probably pretty suntanned
Knows better than to go on walkabout in the jungle
List five facts (or lies) about veterans of foreign wars
Boast of their former glory
Get fat and don't fit into their old uniforms
Love seeing war movies
Hate hippies and peaceniks
Always politically conservative
List five facts (or lies) about fishermen.
5 opinions about sport fisherman
Not afraid to get their hands dirty
Likes being outside
Drink all the beer you want, just don't fuck up the lines
Knows some good old folk tunes
Doesn't mind sitting alone for long periods of time.
List five facts or lies or factoids about commercial fishermen
Very hard-working
Doesn't mind danger
Rude and crude
Bearded
Usually wet
List five facts (or lies) about cops.
Clean-cut
Frustrated ex-enlisted military
Inept at many things
Inept at manly things
Either fat or vain
List 5 true things about any of the seven US uniformed services
Their superior officers rip their butts for uniform violations
Strict pay-grades
Each service thinks they're better than the rest
Unarmed services are kind of dumb people who struggle with basic science
Every service has a different standard of physical fitness
There are five things or people in the world worse than you behind the wheel during an ice storm. List them.
A cocker spaniel
A small pool of goo
A toddler
My sister
Donald Trump
Name five things you love about winter
Absence of heat
Crisp air
Food smells/tastes better
Creativity seems to boost in winter (YMMV)
Nicer light/shadow interplay.
Name 5 former Australian Prime Ministers.
Chris Watson
Robert Menzies
Kevin Rudd
John Howard
Harold Holt
Name five movies, out now or coming soon, that you hope to see
Whatever Tarantino does next
" Nolan " "
" Scorsese " "
" Rodriguez " "
Whatever stars Lenore Watkin
There are five things you detest, that you occasionally, but feebly, do something about
Ingratitude - so I will sometimes say "You're welcome!" to people who don't say "Thank you"
Hunger - so I give to a local food bank, and sometimes buy lunch for homeless people
Historical ignorance - so I give speeches on historic topics to local groups
People who don't vote - so I encourage them to do so, and suggest good candidates if they ask
Bad candidates - so I sometimes donate to their opponents, and vote against them
Name five things you hate about staying in the hospital
five things about being in the hospital
Sassy staff
Fatass nurses
Slowass elevators
Germs
Seeing debilitated people
[/b]Name five things that are A-OK about the hospital[/b]
World-class surgical skills
Capable pain management
Nice art on the walls
Caring doctors and nurses
Going home on time
Name five Baroque composers
Bach (JS)
Vivaldi
Buxtehude
Handel
Scarlatti
Name five good composers (of Western art music)
Huh. Never heard that phrase before, but I see this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_music, so....
Tchaikovsky
Mahler
Liszt
Mascagni
Brahms
Name five historical injustices.
Racism
Groupthink
Government by committee
Cruelty -- physical and mental
Wanton harm
Name five good things from history
yes, I believe "Western Art music" is one of the preferred terms. It's about the easiest to say and to suppose to have been understood, and that's why I used it.
Heroes and heroines to emulate
Come-from-behind victories that inspire
The spread of liberty and democracy
Better understanding of the world today
Lots and lots of good books
Name five mythical beasts.
Oh, jeez. OK.
Chimeras
Griffons (sp?)
Goat-boys
Meduas
Hydras
No, I'm not going to risk being a boob and trying to use the classical forms -- Mark Twain, etc etc
List five good things you can see from where you are sitting right now
Picture of my son
State flag pin
"I Voted" sticker
Obama-Biden campaign button
Homemade apple pie for tonight
Name five kinds of pie you would never, ever want to eat.
Stomach
Eye
Foot
Bone
Head
Name five pretty good pies which don't include hair
Pumpkin
Cherry
Apple
Pecan
Blueberry
Name five slang phrases for the female genitalia
Wow. I was really hoping I wouldn't have to be the one. Jeez, man. That's a hell of a question.
Bacon strips
Hair pie
Vag
Holiest of holies
Slit
Getting back on track (you fucking pervert!)
Name five words you associate with the Rockwellian (Norman, not Lew) Thanksgiving Dinner
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...89-375-479.jpg
turkey
smiles
hungry
grandparents
family
Name five things you need to do this week
Yet another ball-busting suggestion. There are five things I need to (or should have already done) today, you mug!
OK, fine.
Register for classes
Practice some fairly-sophisticated recursion techniques (albeit for elementary data structures)
Write a letter with EXACTLY the right tone (a mixture of disguised contempt and polite deference)
Clean all the beer bottles and empty wine boxes out of my apartment
Find out where a FedEx drop off site is convenient to me and box and ship a bricked box under warranty).
Name five unpleasant tasks you need (or maybe want) to do this week.
listen to a forever-griping colleague
pick up a birthday cake for another colleague
sweep up nails from our neighbor's re-roofing project (long story)
walk the dog yet again
clean up cat poop
Name five songs that always make you smile (with YouTube links)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0u_qba_13Q]dr john
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwaFDFP7m_E]idle moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsA4L...]beeth op. 126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEJvEwk4ulk]sunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08q5...in e for piano
Look, man, this doesn't work b/c youtube isn't hip anymore.
So, for the sake of argument, my choices (last minute) were:
Dr John "Stagolee"
Grant Green "Idle Moments"
Brendel playing Beethoven's Op. 126 Bagatelles
mcDuff playing "Sunny"
Gould playing the I of Bach's e-minor Partita for piano.
List five music performances that should be deleted from the catalog
Abandon all musical hope, ye who listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwYQgk05DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWz88VY-FkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtf2Q4yyuJ0
List five sights that always make you smile.
Sacre' Coeur
Midtown manhattan
rolling hills full of wheat (or whatever)
a nice (insert preferred gender) ass
a tall glass of beer when my present one is done.
List five people who make you smile
Obviously my wife and sons, but I'll go with people you know of:
Steve Martin
Mike Birbiglia
Steven Wright
Eddie Murphy
Bill Murray
List five people who make you frown.
Tim Robbins
Bob Hope
Joel or Ethan Coen
Stanley Kubrick
Serio-comedy person
Name five landmarks in the world you will not see
The huge creepy hotel in Pyongyang
Castro's presidential palace in Havana
The Taj Mahal
North Pole
South Pole
Name five year-end holiday customs you have
I don't know.
Spend xmas eve with close family.
Party like it's 1999 (in my mind)
Curse bitterly secular xmas music (except Guaraldi's)
Avoid crowded places, like malls, including the televised mall that is television "specials"
Dress in muted, wintery tones
Name five good things about xmas that don't relate to family
Eggnog
Christmas music
Cheerier crowds
Presents from friends
The good news of Jesus's birth
Name five things you look forward to in the New Year
Budgeting my money better
World peace
The marginalization of pop culture
Continuing to keep in touch with old friends
Becoming as cold and indifferent and cynical to as many more things as possible
List them: fashion tips for the New Year
No socks with sandals
No dark socks with shorts
No dickies, ever
No Spandex on anyone over age 20
Now mandatory for all men: Bow Tie Fridays!
Five rules for your perfect world
Sensible footwear (which does not include exposing your disgusting toenail habits and foul blisters to the world, such as those who fail to wear sandals acceptably in public)
Fuck the color of the socks. They're either good socks or they aren't.
Dickies for a dick -- Levis for a Levi.
No spandex in public, anywhere, except a beach salon.
Bow tie this, motherhonker.
Five non-fashion rules for good world
Treat others as you wish to be treated.
Obey the law; strive to change bad laws.
Be an informed voter.
Volunteer in some capacity to help others.
Give generously to the charities of your choice.
Five things you wouldn't mind getting for Christmas (or a similar holiday).
a NEWWWWWW CARRRRR! (that I can sell)
eidetic memory
a shitload of money
no taxes
world peace
There are five things that don't suck about your average reasonable person. List them, in order of goodness.
eta eggnog is gross, dude. have a glass of whiskey and an omelette. qed
Unlikely to commit murder
Loves his or her kids
Will help others if it's not too inconvenient
Votes at least in major elections
Obeys most traffic laws
(Eggnog with rum and a sprinkling of nutmeg is one of the zillion or so best things about Christmas. Don't you judge me!)
Name five things within arm's reach of you right now.
Cell phone.
Coffee thermos.
Chromebook.
Coat
Cellophane bag of pipe tobacco.
List five unfortunate side effects of cellular society
forgot eggnog was a rum drink -- OK, maybe that's the only way make rum as delicious as whiskey (or however you spell it).
Shorter attention span
Rudeness
Superficiality
Shouting in elevators
Obligatory scene in all contemporary horror movies to show that the star can't get a signal
List five horror movies you've seen.
The Innocents
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me
The Exorcist
Exorcist: The Beginning
Dominion Prequel to The Exorcist
LIst five bad movies you have seen