Wrong. I have been below sea level.
The next personal in this thread has had surgery more than once.
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Wrong. I have been below sea level.
The next personal in this thread has had surgery more than once.
True, I guess, since I've had both my tonsils and my wisdom teeth out, both under general anesthesia.
TNP has either eaten at a place called Mom's, or played cards with a man called Doc.
The latter. He's an actual doctor, too. I won.
The next poster has been to at least three continents.
True: N. America, Asia, Europe
TNP has a cold
False. I've been at 11,000 feet above sea level (mountains near Dillon, CO), I've been below sea level (Death Valley, CA), and I've been at sea level on both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. :DQuote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP has eaten meat from a land animal OTHER THAN the following: cow, pig, sheep, chicken, turkey, goat and deer.
I've eaten squirrel.
The next poster will take a four day weekend beginning tomorrow.
False. I wish...
TNP is wearing something green today.
My t-shirt has a bit of green, does that count?
The next poster has an important password or PIN written down.
False. I'm even less secure than that: my password is the same for everything. Hi, please come steal my identity! :smash:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has accounts with more than one banking institution.
Yup, brick and mortar bank and ING.
TNP can't remember the last time they got enough sleep.
False. Getting enough sleep is an ultra-high priority for me, as I start to fall apart quickly after just two or three consecutive days without it.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP can see the sun from where they sit right now.
Nah, the blinds are closed and it's semi-cloudy anyway.
TNP has smuggled something through Customs.
Not knowingly, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
The next person has gone on a breakup-caused alcohol binge.
Absolutely true. The disintegration of my first marriage sent me into a year-long, alcohol-fueled tailspin that ended up costing me a job. Even my last breakup, which ended a three month throwaway relationship, caused me to drink myself sick for a weekend.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP hasn't kept any of his or her high school yearbooks.
True. I am the Antipackrat.
The next poster will not use the letter "x" in his/her post.
Shux! Got me!
The next poster really likes salt. Mmm, saltiness.
Nah, I don't eat a lot of salty snacks, and can't remember the last time I used a salt shaker.
TNP has kissed a redhead.
No gingers, just the rhizome.
TNP needs nitrous to get through a visit with the dentist.
Nope. I have great teeth. At my last visit, the dentist didn't even do anything. Just took the X-rays, poked about a bit and said "if everyone were like you, I'd be out of a job".
The next poster has a collection of something that their SO would prefer they didn't have.
Yep. Porn, glorious porn! 'course, as soon as she asks me to get rid of it, she tells me she wants to watch some.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has to work this weekend.
(sound of wood being knocked) No.
TNP keeps tropical fish
False, nothing tropical, just normal fish.
TNP has at least 4 bookshelves full of books.
True, and that's after culling them pretty severely. Although, strictly speaking, they're our books. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Gumby
TNP is owed over $100 by a family member or friend right now.
Nope, nobody owes me a dime that I know of.
TNP has never encountered the expression "Indigo Children" outside of message board complaints that all parents now think they have "Indigo Children".
You too, huh? I read that thread with a WTF??? expression perma-frozen on my face.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
:???: :smash:
TNP has a bumper or window sticker on their car.
True, in a sense. After encountering the expression on a message board I read a little about it.
The next poster is or has been a teetotaller.
True. Growing up in a Mormon household, and then marrying one, I was a teetotaller until I was about 32.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has a bumper or window sticker in their car.
Yup, two Cubs window clings on the side of the car and three fishing related ones on the back.
TNP knows that Tom Waits is supposed to be cool, but can't stand the actual stuff.
False, I get a kick out of him
TNP would still totally do Madonna.
Big time.
The next person to post would not.
True. I enjoy my STD-free status.
TNP has purchased a new vehicle in the last year.
Nope, car's seven years old, and in that happy "paid for but still low-maintenance" zone.
TNP has had head lice.
Nope. Ticks and chiggers sure, but no head lice or crabs for this kid.
TNP has eaten turtle.
Had some canned turtle soup one time. Wasn't that great, wouldn't mind trying something better prepared if I could do it in an environmentally friendly way.
TNP has participated in a riot.
True - WYMOT '86. Only a bit part player tho'. I was getting out the following week but I still had to show willing.
TNP has been on a private jet.
No, never. And the outlook isn't good.
The next poster has neglected eating to play a computer game.
Oh hell yes, sometimes for days on end. I went on the Daggerfall diet in 1997. There was the Oblivion diet in 2006 or so. Before that was the Final Fantasy VII diet way back in 1994 or whenever.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has driven more than 200 miles to see a concert or play.
Yep. I've driven 500 miles to see The Who multiple times.
TNP is a fan of Ray Harryhausen's work.
True. Just saw Golden Voyage of Sinbad yesterday, as a matter of fact.
The next poster has a hobby they find difficult to explain to outsiders.
False - I'm more of a past-timer than a hobbyist, and none of them are complex, alas!
TNP has more than one proper meal per day.
I was going to say "Yes, sure", but then I realized that the take-out I usully gulp down at my desk at lunch probably isn't a "proper" meal, so, "No, not usually".
TNP has a sexual fetish that they have never confided to their current partner.
True. I'd tell her but we can't afford so much peanut butter anyway.
TNP reads every spoiler box, even when it would be best not to.
False. I rarely read them.
TNP has showered more than once today.
Nope, I'm at 1.0 for the day. Technically speaking I'm at zero as it's almost two hours after midnight.
The next poster has tried a Dvorak keyboard.
No, don't even know where I'd find one. I'm probably too used to QWERTY to change anyway, which is, of course, what keeps QWERTY going.
TNP has knows someone who could be trusted with any secret in the world.
Absolutely true. He's a vault.
TNP has had an ingrown toenail.
No, but I'm worrying that one is coming close. It sure is deformed and funny looking. :(
TNP has never broken a bone or had a cavity.
Never had a broken bone, but had several cavities as a kid (none since puberty, though. It's true: candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth)
TNP has never bought a Beatles album.
Never a studio album, but I did buy the collection of their #1 hits.Quote:
Originally posted by sublight
TNP has driven a vehicle with more than four wheels.
Not that I can think of.
The next poster prefers winter to summer.