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similar scenario was
unfolding in Blawnox.
Kirsty tried not
to think about
the maddening and
unexpected proposal from
Elvis Presley's ghost,
his ukulele songs
... (NM, simulpost)
still making her
shiver with anticipation.
Meanwhile on earth,
fires were raging
in the heart
of the Texan
brother of Steve.
Blawnox police never
penetrated the space-time
continuum, but had
made strange observations
about the Jello.
The oddest thing
about the Jello
was its uncanny
resemblance to a
scary film creature
(the one with
the two big
tentacle-like things
thrusting from its
middle, largest head).
Sebastien cackled madly.
"I'm sorry, what
is wrong with
your Jello mold?"
Susannah asked, aquiver.
Sebastien replied, "It
leaves no room
in the fridge
for my pickled
watermelon, that was
being held for
sexy fun times."
Suddenly a shot
struck the watermelon
, shattering it into
a dripping mess
of pickled fruit.
"Woe is me!"
Susannah cried out.