This is another chat inspired thread. Based on only what you know about me from here, or the Derp, write an obituary about me.
Go.
This is another chat inspired thread. Based on only what you know about me from here, or the Derp, write an obituary about me.
Go.
Ryan and Cluricaun (197?-2009) was a blisteringly funny and pretty man who enjoyed pirate cosplay. He will be missed.
Ryan was a one-eyed whiskey loving leprechaun who lived in Elgin, Illinois and had an irrational terror of sock monkeys and the rape within their eyes. He was renowned for his fishing ability and screaming red chin pubes. He is survived by his fiancée Michelle.
He was a strange and delightful man.
Passionate and responsible gun enthusiast, always quick with a hilarious aside or apt riposte.
Liked sex.
Drink up!
Cluricaun:
Cool
Charismatic
Cocky
Capable
Caring
Caustic
Cute (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
He posted a lot.
Long tall, one eyed, Ryan,
he'd had drunk more if he'd had the time.
Well, we know you want someone else to write your obit.
Mine's written. I just keep going back and adding words like "awesome" and "beloved."
Cluricaun was ... a mammal.