Non-American Coup At Mellophant!!

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I have amassed an army that will take this messageboard/chate room while the fat lazy Yanks are gorging themselves on poor defenceless turkeys.

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AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS!

I too shall align my forces besides this Eurocentric invasion!

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mwahawhaw, now we enter Endgame!

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You overestimate our desire to eat, my fine foreign friends.
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And now, your fate...

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:( We need to enlist our Antipodean and Canadian allies or this will be a failed coup.

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You poor fool! You've forgotten what all Americans are, deep down inside.

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COWBOYS

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And some of us are MUSLIMS!

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The boys from Brazil will defend America!

the war enters a horrifying new phase
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The Pirate Party and the Indian Ocean Pirates have decided to aid us as allies against the perfidious Americans. :smug:

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So what, Italy is in this conflict too now?

Why is Brazil filled with Hitlers?

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Why is Brazil filled with Hitlers?

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/synopsis

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/synopsis

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Your fictional account of the Fourth Reich is thread shitting on this topic.

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Your fictional account of the Fourth Reich is thread shitting on this topic.

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Fictional?

EAT MY SMILIES YOU JERK!!!
:emb::emb::dubious:
:dubious::rolleyes::hoj::hoj::)
:shock::hist:
:eek::D:dumbo:;)
:???::drunk::Shake:
:Shake::roll::smack:fist::o
:cool::eek::emb::rolleyes::dubious:
:LOL::):smug::tongue::sad:
:smash::sad::shock::drunk:
:lol:;):dumbo:

Beebs, why are we fighting each other when there are dirty foreigners trying to take over our country? We must set aside our petty differences and battle the smelly,unwashed, funny-talking hordes.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/.../patton460.jpg

You're right.

Here, lob this over to the Euro front:

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^^ This is a bubble of H1N1 ^^

Dear Americans,

Due to the global nature of this conflict, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you of the value of the Pine Gap installation in the Australian outback. Feel free to use this as a base for coordinating communications on this side of the planet as you have done for decades. In no way shall we tamper, read or block any messages, despite my personal history of antiAmerican, antiAmerican holiday, proEuropean, proAsian and pro-telling-you-to-shut-the-fuck-up behaviours. Remember, we support your military endeavours regardless of the consequences, and are fully aware that you are unwilling to ever reciprocate this support.

Your trusted ally,
AllWalker, representing the office of the Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia.

(Too right, ya knobs, time to grab the Tooheys and dead horse - this arvo, we'll barbie up some seppos. Ya in?)

Better than cowboys are cowboys types led by Colonel Roosevelt.
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and President Roosevelt and the Great White Fleet
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and of course http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/daily...uck_norris.jpg

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America, America, home of obnoxious macros!

USA! USA!

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http://www.emigratingoverseas.com/up..._australia.gif Tis not over yet, our Japanese allies have given us a loan of..........

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:eek:

I bet any money there will be a gratuitous scene of the Statue of Liberty getting fucked up. If Hollywood is any guide, the apocalypse will involve the slight roughing up of one statue.

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oh look, here's the Italians, at last.

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"Hang on guys, you are running the wrong way!"

Hey, the Italians are not running away, they just don't want to fight and are heading home to dinner.

Besides, since when would the Brits side with the Irish against anyone, especially the Yanks?

http://www.oceanliner.com/images/pwh195.jpg

http://www.globalcoachingandconsulti...ags%5B2%5D.jpg

*sigh* I feel so conflicted...

Who needs Godzilla when we've got Paisley!

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Who needs Godzilla when we've got Paisley!

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Fixed that for ya.

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USA! USA!
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You've obviously never met Ian Paisley guys.

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Honestly I have no clue who he is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Paisley

http://chandrakantha.com/articles/in...967_H_Bomb.jpg

If you mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns.


Game over bitches!! http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Flaggen/fahne19.gif

Joke's on you - I spat in that uranium before you bought it!

Pssh, uranium is for old women and dainty Frenchmen, here is the USA we use plutonium baby!

... which is produced from ...?

Don't try to fool me with any of that funny Australian "science".

You people have far too much time on your hands.

And that's a Good Thing.

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a http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q1zFTmkPT1...h_Lundgren.jpg

and courtesy of our Canadian fellows-in-arms, a
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You might have superiority in the air, but you've gotta land sometime!

Those of you who are trying to take over America need to remember, these are the kinds of people that you will be encountering

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http://www.bobpiper.co.uk/guns.jpg
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Firearms training begins in pre-school here
http://christiandivine.files.wordpre...kids_guns2.jpg

Gifted children can advance to more sophisticated guns when they enter grade school
http://www.arthurshall.com/images/cu.../guns_girl.jpg

Fun for the whole family!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/Ep.1.2%2...ding%20gun.jpg


So yeah, good luck foreigners.

We'll just use our superior linguistic skills to disarm you, with charm. :)

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OK you got me. If I get laid, you can own me.
But you'll have to fight my girlfriend first. I wouldn't advise it.

If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.

Prepair to march.

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Or boogie...

Whatever.








Although...

Quote:

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Originally posted by TFR You SOB

http://www.bobpiper.co.uk/guns.jpg

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If our superior firepower doesn't take you out, then that stack of Domino's pizzas should just about do the trick.

Forget the pizza. Check out all of the bread sticks! And you know each one of those comes with a little tub of melted garlic butter. It's enough to give you a heart attack from a glance.