This is a very important issue, which says a lot about who you are.
If you would like, you can explain why you choose your wanking time.
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This is a very important issue, which says a lot about who you are.
If you would like, you can explain why you choose your wanking time.
It can happen at anytime, but I prefer bedtime to help me sleep.
Sleeps w/Butterfingers ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
I don't really have a circadian cycle - for a number of reasons. So wanking is likewise a movable event. D1(R), though.
I always thought Wanker Bate would make a good name for a party game.
It would include trivia, wacky social interaction and wankery.
More fun than Chenga! Nude Chenga...that's another avenue to explore.
Anyone with a pre-determined time is kind of weird. I can't imagine looking at my watch and going "Oh shit, it's Whack-Thirty already? If the board meeting will please excuse me for a few moments...."
I do it when I feel like doing it and it's conveniant.
Before bedtime. Pretty often - even if I'm in a relationship.
Sleeps, it helps me knock out too!
Doing it with a partner there is good too!
Look, if other people can have smoke breaks I can have a wank break. :fist:Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
This.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
Pre-bedtime is when I tend to have the most time on my (ahem) hands. Mornings not so much, afternoons very rarely.
Hmm, how come the 'Evening' option has 4 names against it but only 3 votes? I demand a recount! :Shake:
Is there a post count threshold you have to reach before your votes count?
Edit: I voted evening since that when I usually do it on weekdays, but I sometimes do it in the morning if I wake early enough. During weekends, all bets are off.
I rub one off in the morning
I rub one off at night
I rub one off in the afternoon,
it makes me feel alright
I rub one off in times of peace,
Hydration is a chore
I rub one off before I rub one off
My ***** is pretty sore
/sublime
I was about to start rubbing one out, but instead I answered this thread.
Whenever, I don't mind. Usually in the evening, sometimes in the afternoon, sometimes both.
"I do not habitually abuse myself."
I never do when I'm in a relationship. I'm not sure why; maybe it feels like cheating. :lol:
When I'm between relationships, I have customarily been a gentleman (genitalman?) of the evening. Although on weekends, I was known to kick off a busy Saturday or lazy Sunday with a ceremonial one-gun salute in the morning.
Neighborly still holds the record for Best Post Ever.Quote:
Originally posted by Hi, Neighbor!
^^^ :???::confused::???:
On the bus.
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Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Yeah, that's what I said too.
Sometimes if I'm passing a Catholic church and the confessional is in session...
Whenever the mood strikes me. And wherever. By that I mean not just in my bedroom. However, not at the Starbucks at 67th and Columbus either. :eek:
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