Why is my penis not out?

TIA.

Is your fly up?

Because it hasn't been dismissed from the field of play yet?

Why was my "why is my penis not out" question moved? This was a genuine question in search of a factual answer. Move it back WhatJim!

It is out, but due to the small size of your penis and the large size of your pot belly, you can't see it.

It managed to avoid being tagged at first base? Inclement weather? The swimming pool was heated for a change? Your drawers were on backwards at the time? There was a cop in close proximity? You were in court on charges of molestation? The doctor was not in? Your partner just managed to hold back a sneeze? You had an incompetent mohel? Sensible fashion choices? An inability to ask more salient questions that warrant less snide or derisive remarks? Inquiring minds DON'T want to know.