Printable View
Leslie Stahl is creating FUD with this report. Sweet Og on a crutch. She is clearly clueless, and is freaking out about some new worm. She hooked up with Symantec, among others for this story.
Maybe it will actually help clueless users. Still, it's irritating as shit when idiots go on national tv and say "hackers" are taking over the net.
Well, it's scary when someone can just lob on and rebug your access mainframe, causing your RAM to download all the money from your Mybook account! Think of the children!
fork might have been, but spoon always will! the constant flow of the folly doughtnuts leading to girls dancing on spinning bears? doubtful steamrolling will ever catch on.
a dead mans mouth water is a sight for sore eyes. surprised the tires don't blow out, nothing in the world you couldn't buy! going north in trade for don't know. keep this between me, you, and the defense post.
FUD?
Joe
Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt
Elmer's Children.
I think there is some hacker who has hacked my internet, is this because I used an ATM in a bad neighborhood? There have been posts under my name that I obviously didn't write, like this one.
Leslie Stahl, what should I do??!
edited: the hacker also made the url not show up right the first time I tried to type this post, this is getting really bad.
I don't know anything about "FUD" or "hacking" or these "computers" you kids are using, but I do know that Lesley Stahl has been an idiot for a long long time and spews idiocy on every subject she talks about. Even when she's right, it's by sheer random accident.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
There's only one answer here, folks.
When in Danger
Or in Doubt
Run in Circles
Scream and Shout.
I bet this hacker worm is the reason my computer's RETRACTABLE CUPHOLDER doesn't work anymore!!
HAW HAW HAW
Remember? The story about the cupholder?
I'll go away now.
Leslie Stahl covered in delicious cheese!
Semi-hard texture, creamy taste. Conficker? I 'ardly know 'er!
See, I have lures you into my 31337 HaKRz dungeon. I now have ur SCREENNAMES, and will Phish u in every AOL chatroom u venture into.
Beware, HaKrz RULE!!!
Now I'm sorry I missed the 60 Minutes piece. Was there some useful information mixed in?
Probably just means that I'll get about 20 calls this week from old people and hypochondriacs who think their computers are infected.
Can I catch the virus from my computer? Should I use alcohol hand cleaner before touching the keyboard?
The only virus you can catch from computers is the stink of your own loneliness . zing
you can catch the fat too
then it'll just be you and the diabetus guy
: - (
That depends on who previously fapped on the keyboard, and what appendage you use to tap the spacebar. :shock:Quote:
Originally posted by Baldwin
Well bust a cap in my ass and call me Nigel. My third call of the morning was an old guy who'd seen the piece and was worried about his computer becoming infected. Pointed him at the Microsoft support article about it.
My God, are you trying to say "diabetes"? I've already got diabetes, Kid.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
It's a cultural reference. It started with those commercials in which Wilford Brimley hawks diabetes testing supplies. He pronounces it more like "diabeetus", though. It gained currency because of a lolcat featuring a fat cat with mustache-like tufts of fur. You can probably find examples by googling the misspelling.Quote:
Originally posted by Baldwin
.................../¯/)
...............,/¯.../
............../..../
...../´.¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
../'/.../..../......./(.¯\
('(...(...(... ¯./'.....')
.\.................'........./
..'\'................_.·´
.....\..............(
.......\..............\
got your diabetes right here
Whut u do is wate for the haker to brake into yoru puter, then pulle the plug. Hell be trappid inside and cane't get out!!1!