Ask the squirrel who's getting messed with by the TDome Moderator

I started a thread asking where Winston Smith's "beat me up" thread went, and now my thread asking where the thread went is gone. What's going on, man?

[Rod Serling] Picture an ordinary squirrel on an ordinary day. ... [/Rod Serling]

"I am Winston Smith, born 400 years ago in the THUNDERDOME. I am immortal and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the gathering. When the stroke of a sword and the fall of a thread will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one."

tl;dr Winston is dangerously insane and thus perfect 4 the job

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Originally posted by hatesfreedom

"I am Winston Smith, born 400 years ago in the THUNDERDOME. I am immortal and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the gathering. When the stroke of a sword and the fall of a thread will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one."

tl;dr Winston is dangerously insane and thus perfect 4 the job

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!

ding-ding-ding-ding!!!!11!!

3...

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So this immortal Highlander has to take a giant piss. He stops off in a little village bakery but is told there is no privy of which to avail himself. So he hikes his kilt and whizzes all over a rack of baked goods, and says

"There, can wee on the bun."

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Sez featherlou...


"Hey, wait a minute. I don't remember starting a thread with this title. Where's my threa-

Heyyyyyy...."

I KNEW IT!!!~!11!!!

Drunk with power already, eh? That didn't take long. :mrgreen:

All of a sudden it's turned into an episode of Sliders. I get to be Maggie Beckett.

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Originally posted by featherlou

Drunk with power already, eh? That didn't take long. :mrgreen:

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Well, you're half right...

::HIC::

:lol:

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch. :lol:

FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL

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Originally posted by Caerie

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch. :lol:

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It is - makes it nice and easy to find.

Unstickied.

featherlou, you're a good sport.

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

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Originally posted by featherlou

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

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Nobody's perfect.

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Originally posted by featherlou

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

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Oh, right. Fixed the title for you. No need to thank me!

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Originally posted by Harlequin

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Originally posted by featherlou

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

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Nobody's perfect.

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Better luck next time.

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Originally posted by Q.E.D.

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Originally posted by featherlou

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

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Oh, right. Fixed the title for you. No need to thank me!

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Nicely done.

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

With my history or arbitrarily deleting threads she posts to, I'm not all that worried.

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Originally posted by Q.E.D.

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

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Yeah, but they're squirrel claws. Throw some peanuts and sunflower seeds in front of her and she'll be distracted enough for him to get away.

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Originally posted by Caerie

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch. :lol:

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He logged onto the intrawebs and made a sticky. That used to be kinky, but now it's the norm.

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Originally posted by Q.E.D.

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

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Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

I guess it's a test thread to see how well squirrels deal with stress of the WTF variety, just in case we need a couple of them to power this board.

Ooh, squirrel-powered board. That's like, ten times more powerful than a hamster-powered board!

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Originally posted by featherlou

Ooh, squirrel-powered board. That's like, ten times more powerful than a hamster-powered board!

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Cuz everybody knows hamsters don't go Weeeeeeee! They just smell like weeeeeee!

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Originally posted by Muffin

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Originally posted by Caerie

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch. :lol:

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He logged onto the intrawebs and made a sticky. That used to be kinky, but now it's the norm.

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Nice....

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Originally posted by featherlou

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Originally posted by Q.E.D.

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

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Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

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And they know kung fu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWeldHtJgI

At about 2:28, note the Bruce Lee nose wipe movement. :lol:

David Attenborough won't be losing any sleep over the wildlife documenting skills of that video maker.

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Originally posted by featherlou

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Originally posted by Q.E.D.

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

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Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

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You call THAT a demonic squirrel? Now THIS is a demonic squirrel.

All hail the Lord and Master!!!

I'm very confused.