Thunderdome rules yall, everybodys pants off. Kiss that special someone you kept meaning to have an affair with, and lets have a safe and unprotected Friday.
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Thunderdome rules yall, everybodys pants off. Kiss that special someone you kept meaning to have an affair with, and lets have a safe and unprotected Friday.
wut wut?
That's wut I wanted to say!Quote:
Originally posted by Borborygmi
lolocaust
whats going on
Comedy aluminum!
hey fellows, what are you doing tonight
Watching my butt, if you'll be hanging around!
Naw fellows I've got to go out and be turned down by this girl I know, so I'm busy all night
After she breaks my heart I'm going to drink tequila and play my mp3 of what I would sound like if I played acoustic guitar.
I'm tempted to move this off to Jibba Jabba. Can we turn up the profanity or something?
Winston Smith, you are a purlent boil on the ass of humanity. :evil: Your moderation sucks like a hoover deluxe.
There, is that good? :lol:
Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?
You will
I'm pretty sure everyone I ever fucked was a retard.
Retard has a totally different meaning in Yorkshire.
Oh, hang on...that's "reet 'ard".
Offer more. And roll down the window so she can hear you.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
ICEBURNQuote:
Originally posted by Cervaise
I'm sorry, I slept through your entire post. Did you say something? Please summarize.Quote:
Originally posted by Truth and Beauty
I sure have.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
My own thread has backfired, they've turned on me
I would like to cradle you in my arms and kiss your nose until you feel better.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
...while forcing hatesfreedom to listen to me sing.Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
ps leave the hat onQuote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
:::<<<SNUGGLZ-n-HUGGZ>>>:::Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Oo, it's getting sexay up in heeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.
I don't know how to respond to affection
you fuckers
Group HUGGZ!
your avatar is so cute i've literally started lactating
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
No, but I've seen a retarded turkey fuck a baby kangaroo. Does that count?
Ah, but did you make a video of it? Second query: turkeys are regarded as being about the dumbest of the poultry world, so retarded turkey is either redundant or in need of a cite. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Cervaise
tl;drQuote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Just hold still while I wrap this duct tape around you.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
noooooooooooooooooooooooooQuote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
I'll be in my bunk.Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
With some petrol. And some silk.
Could someone bring scissors? Oh, and the tomato juice, of course - I'm a responsible individual.
Oh, sorry. Did you want firsties?Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
FIUCk fuckity fuck fuck cunt~!Quote:
Originally posted by Winston Smith
What the everloving fuck is going on up in this shit? I want some goddamn answers, and I want them last fucking century, you bunch of syphilitic crack fiends.
Somebody sounds butthurt.
I've told you already to quit calling me.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Loving a retard means never having to say you are sorry.
Of course, it also means cleaning cheesy poof crumbs off your cock when you're done. But hey, whatever.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
I could totally go for a drool job.
That sounds like the tag line for "The Other Sister".Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Lurves that movie. Good call.Quote:
Originally posted by Badtz Maru