Quote:
One of our editors has reviewed your submission a second time and while they found the writing good and an interesting story line, they felt that this story is not right for us. And while I wish we could share with you some of the reasons for the rejection, I'm afraid we do not make this information readily accessable.
[Publisher] wishes you the best of luck with your future writing and in placing your manuscript elsewhere.
What the fuck? I often wonder if they regularly send out "Your story still sucks" notices, or if we were just lucky. It is, to this day, the weirdest rejection we have ever received. It also came on the heels of a genuine rejection--that week it felt like the world was beating up on us, and that was just the extra kick in the groin.