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Cry. Go ahead and cry. Nana ain't coming back. Neither is fluffy. Go to Arbys and eat some hillbilly boy's pet cow. The universe is cruel.
And I mean that, spitzer -- none of that youtube spam shit! Funny(-ish) stuff that nobody has to click on and watch ourselves get rick-rolled.
The most awesome thing I've ever heard of: Flirty Fishing.
Sweet! Actually, I find that to be a refreshingly mature approach to the manner in which sexual services are indeed a commodity.
Very continental of those brave fisherwomen.
makes me laugh hehe
Well, you've got the right spirit, but I don't like to give people like that money by clicking, and I don't feel like fgets-ing the links.
Huh? You're a scared little bitch? Oh, OK.
Not scared. I just don't want to put money in the pocket of that douche Gaffa or his best client, Chaco.
Ah. Well, as long as there's no sour grapes.
Not really -- I give money to panhandlers on occasion, if they're cool, but not to assholes.
"Sour grapes"? Wow, you're really stretching the way the term is used.
Stop being such a butthurt satan-worshipper, Trojan Lick.
Who in the hell cares about what you're talking about?
Say something amusing!
If you keep being a satanist, I can assure you that you are on the road to hell, for all eternity.
I knew a Satanist once. His name was Jason. He was a good guitarist.
Satanists are OK by me. At least they commit to something.
And if they ice a bunch of hippies for kicks, so much the better.
And you're also probably going to hell.
Or whatever.
Enough with talking about some assholes from some dumper board, though -- there are plenty here to go around.
Go do rango or -fx- or one of those tards. I mean, seriously.
I have no issue with fx, I've said the odd "hello" to rango. If you want them dug at, why don't YOU dig at them? Ball up, man!
Because it's against the rules, and I like to be polite!
You assface.
You chickenshit. Stir your own drama!
There's no drama, you mealy-mouthed little scrub.
I'm just saying make fun of people from here if you want to make fun of people. I'm not going to look at some derpy links to some ridiculous other board.
You think I give a shit about rango or other people complaining about this board? Fuck them. Not my problem.
You think I need your permission to make fun of people? ::PALATR::
Yep. You need my permission to take a dump.
That's a fact.
and this is my thread so it totally means I own it. no more derperBlog shit! totally.
Well you can keep the last dump I took. It was so sloppy you could drink it through a straw.
You're just a young punk. I had more liquid squirts today than you kids could muster in ten years.
and....and...but....pule....this is MY thread! you should totally stop you big meanie!
Except with you, it comes out your mouth.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Yeah, sure. Real mature.
So, you have a link to one of those Alexandre Koyre posts I was asking about? Pretty sure they have a search engine, even at the Derp.
Nah you're not interested in clicking links I post.
I used wget and saw them -- lot of butthurt gweefers. As Stein said about Oakland, there is no 'there' there.
Somewhat amusing:
http://wunc.org/post/ed-norton-birdm...akes-him-proud
Also somewhat amusing: a RL friend said he lol'ed at a text of mine responding to his about "How exactly *does* *The Red Desert* end?"
I said "She went to Arby's!"
I'd wget it if you gave me a link.Quote:
Originally posted by Trojan Man
Are you saying that Eleanor ordered Gweef to delete every one of Alex's posts?
That's what I call customer service!
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/s...edium=facebookQuote:
This weekend, drunkenly shit on your neighbor's porch. Arbys: why not?
http://imgur.com/a/BjFkV
Don't say I never did nothing for you people.
Those are BTW real pictures taken from last night and today: a hero sandwich burning like a champ (clam shells, crab shells, carrots, bread, butter, potato salad) done for laffs, and two artifacts found at my parents' house coming back from the coast, b/c my pal is too much of a prig to handle my shit-stained terlet. Whatever -- here he can have his own guest bedroom.Quote:
Tonight, why not try our succelent roast bullshit piled high atop our artesian crap with a side of garbage? Arbys: nothing matters.
It's been a long time since I've laughed until I've cried multiple times in rapid succession.
He's a good riffer.
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Hey you pathetic, greasy bag of rancid meat. Eat at Arbys.
@hippiejizzlebin on Twitter.
First post not that good, mainly because I'm not allowed to saw nigger, faggot, Jap -- it throws my rhythm off.
My new mission in life is to make nihilistarbys have a public meltdown -- that son of a bitch is not doing enough funny stuff lately, so instead of making fun of hippies, I'm going to make fun of him making fun of making fun of Arby's.
Ideas?
That's about my limit for this -- the astute observer will have noted the misspelling in my handle. That was my "genius friend" setting up that.Quote:
Sometimes I breed a cow-human hybrid, and then smoke a bunch of weed. Eat a hippie.
Well, I'll figure something out: quick and dirty is what I like. eat a hippie.
Sometimes I breed a cow-human hybrid, and then smoke a bunch of weed. Eat a hippie.
True story.
WTF is wrong with me, fantasizing about this shit and laughing IRL for hours until tears come out of my eyes?
http://imgur.com/TnbLaUq
http://imgur.com/APOO85g
http://imgur.com/GFNVCcC
Don't say I never did nothing for you people. The "campfire" is a complete record of the beach experience. The last two are from crashing at my family's place while waiting for my "genius friend" to take a redeye on Jul. 3. That is the night we both were laughing so hard at the painting I broke the arm off my father's favorite plastic deck chair.
He [pops] was pissed off. Unreasonably pissed. I mean, two guys laughing for hours, plastic chair -- what do you think's going to happen? And I didn't even ask to use the house -- it was offered like "hey you can stay here for a day if your friend doesn't want to listen to your awesome music and play on your awesome musical instruments in your otherwise-filthy condo." "We" didn't break anything else and the house was IMMACULATE by check-out-charlie time.
That little fucker "genius friend" insisted dishes be washed daily at this cabin we rented. What a prissy little Niles.
The first is from the coast when a pal tried to make a "sandwich" out of excess food -- boyscout-style. Butter, carrots, clam shells, bread, and potato salad.
The third is today's laff -- looking at an inspired painting in my parents' house.
The second is about the same -- hilarious pamphlet found at parents' house.
My shithead "genius friend" uploaded (he's smart so he didn't tag me on FB or mention me by name) some vacay pics: here's a few of the least embarrassing.
http://imgur.com/VtXaEGy
http://imgur.com/g6KuVlY
http://imgur.com/iQUF29z
I've been to Arby's twice in the last month and don't feel the least bit nihilistic. For that, I go to IHOP for the lingonberry pancakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6_PtNRYhy0
Nice one. On that same tip, The Dude on Conan. Sort of amusing.
While I have been called "The Dude" recently (and it wasn't meant as a compliment), I haven't dined at Arby's for quite a few years. I like their curly fries, though. I eat at McDonald's pretty often when I'm on the run, maybe just a coffee, but I don't have a problem with them. They're convenient, especially if you don't have any cash to hit up a roach coach for some lengua or carnitas or a gyros or Serbian meat pies.
Wendy's has the better "value menu," but, like Arby's, you can only find them outside of downtown.
In the spirit of non-youtube stipulation, here's yet another "vacation" picture.
ETA I meant to ask before I got sidetracked by my own noise. Who in the hell eats at Arby's TWICE in a month? I think they're a fine fast food place, but, I mean, that seems improbable unless there were special circumstances. Explain!
I sometimes go months, even years probably, without eating at Arby's, but I was traveling earlier this month and went twice, about a week apart. Beef and cheddar and curly fries (both with lots of tangy Arby's Sauce) and a jamocha shake. Mmmm.
Don't you judge me!
OK, fine. I can believe that. Although I only remember Arby's Sauce vaguely from when I was a kid, and I don't know what a jamocha is. There used to be an Arby's clone called Rax (improbable name, but that's what it was called) back in the 1980s and 1990s. I have a system for when I'm out of town looking for a nosh and not using a car -- I just hit up the nearest grocery store and grab some cold cuts and some kind of edible, cooked grain, like bread or crackers. But, in a car, like when driving to some place, yeah, just dive into a fast food place, and eat greedily in the parking lot until satiated.Quote:
Originally posted by http://dlvr.it/BZB3yZ
I can't be the only one who has a fierce yen for Arby's right now -- it may well be the most luscious of fast foods.
From wikipedia, Arby's is the SECOND LARGEST fastfood joint in USA. Unbelievable! Burger King, Wendy's? I really am am really starting to be fascinated with by fast food chains, now.
eta http://hackthemenu.com/arbys/secret-menu/
Well, the only Arby's I know is out in the suburbs, and honestly, I'm not going to make a special trip out there, because I just don't care, but one must admire the fervor of the fast food acolytes. They remind me of people who play video games or superhero comic people -- hobbies are good, I guess.
The nearest Arby's to us when I was a kid was an hour away, so it was a special treat when we happened to go. To this day I have a strong nostalgic tie to it. Silly, I know, but there it is.
Rax was similar but not as good IMHO, and the chain now is much, much smaller than it used to be. Most of their restaurants are now closed.