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OK, I had a brainwave and chose to try it out. I'll start with a partial sentence (a question), which can be completed by the next poster. Said poster answers the question they just completed, then supplies their own partial sentence... hopefully, much hilarity will ensue. Capisce? So...
Why is that goitre ___
covered in polka-dots?
Where did the velociraptor _____
hide the Twinkie?
Is that smell ______
really coming from your feet?
I can't believe that _______
the REM song ''Believe'' isn't more popular.
Take off your ___
hat when you're indoors, you ill-mannered oaf.
Keira Knightley is a fine actress, but _________
probably useless as a bricklayer.
Sometimes it seems _____
like the haters outnumber the players.
As I was walking on Broadway _________
I was witness to an attempted mugging, foiled by a guy dressed as Iron Man.
I don't always________
dress like this for the cabaret, but when I do people mistake me for the main act.
A wolf in __________
sheep's clothing could use a better tailor.
A stitch in time __________
is useless if the stitch is not executed correctly.
When I got home, ____
I passed out on the welcome mat again.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to _______
go back to bed after the alarm goes off.
These chipmunks are starting to _______
develop laser weapons, and that can't be good.
My neighbors are simply _________
atrocious (it's true, too).
My back wouldn't be sore if I stopped ____
carrying around small hippos.
You've never seen anything so _______
unforgettable as certain internet memes.
Why, when I pressed the button ________
, did the cybernetic gerbil pop out?
It's been at least fifty years since the last time _______
my ugly brother got laid.
Why does everybody always tell me to ________
wash my feet???
Mom always used to say, ______
don't listen to your father.
I knew getting a driving licence _______
could not legally involve chasing pedestrians.
If only my sister had warned me that _________
If only my sister had warned me that she was trying out her unusual sex fantasies in the garden shed.
I really hate it when my houseguests __________
spill rancid eggnog all over the cat.
You wouldn't believe how often my cat ______
steals the bedclothes and kicks me out when I'm asleep.
Having waited half an hour for a bus _______
, I'm now trying to escape the crazy person who was staring at me the whole trip.
If I'd have known ____
...how useless a degree in political science would be, I would gone to clown college instead.
Although the chef's use of soy sauce and cherry juice was creative, the meal nevertheless....
was ruined by the alien reptile invasion.
I just can't see why _____
those ruffians had to poke my eyes out.
I tell you, sometimes it's not easy _______
being green.
If I had a dollar for every time _____
I saw a unicorn, I would still be very poor.
Oh my goodness, what on earth _____
can get this stain out?
And there was I merrily in my own drunken haze when __________
a leggy supermodel unzipped my pants.
Flying over the Sahara Desert, I often ________
tell the pilot to keep the cockpit door closed while I indulge my secret acorn-and-flying-over-the-Sahara-desert fetish.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm __________________
..I'm..... remembering something funny from yesterday yes, that'll do
If the grass ain't green, then _______
they probably have a dog who pees all over it.
A fool and his money _________
... enjoy their time in Las Vegas.
Waiter, my soup has _____
no sense of humor whatsoever.
Sometimes, it's just not worth _________
running naked down the street (except for the sporran of course) in an attempt to get my ex-boyfriend's attention.
When that craving washes over me, I just ____________
... pour the nacho cheese directly into my mouth.
After work, I love settling down to _____
...a hearty repast of Funyuns and malt liquor.
The best time to get a haircut is ________
right after growing my hair really long and robbing a bank.
Bank robbery just isn't like it was in the old days; now __________
that I have this hook for a hand.
I'm going to steal a yacht and head for the Caribbean, where ______
the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Greater love hath no man than this; that he ________
appears in Brokeback Mountain and doesn't worry about its impact on his career.
I've never seen a movie about gay cowboys, but _______
if I ever did, I would hope it starred Gilbert Gottfried and Walter Matthau.
The one Muppet I always admired most was _________
the one who never appeared, due to the Trilateral Commission's malign influence behind the scenes.
If you ask me, all of those wacky conspiracy theories __________
are smokescreen being thrown by the Knights Templar, Bilderberg Group, Bavarian Illuminati, and Monsanto, in order to hide their true aim: bringing about a Monkees reunion tour in 2014. (Sure, Davy's dead. You would believe that.)
In the beginning, God created the heavens _____________