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Lacy Mazola
Goldy Pawn
Amber Hills
Candy Cox
Cherry Love
Dallas Star
Bounteous Betty
Ginger Ample
Ruby Licious
Satin Nibbles
Perky Polly
Jasmine T.
Lola Lapdance
Krystal Lite
Golda Showers
Amanda Leigh
(Went to school with her. Wondered why the hell she insisted on pronouncing it "lay.")
While knocking back martinis at a nice hotel as part of our romantic get-away weekend, my husband and I took it upon ourselves to come up with fake Bond girl names (a la "Allota Vagina" from Austin Powers). I think they would do nicely in this context:
Swallow McCumb
Happy Endings
Lovely Swells
Illuvya Knockers
Willy Hardons
Tenderly Bitterman
There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.
Agreed.
Bounteous Jones