Hey! That's a good name for a stripper! *Quik-E-List(tm)*

Velveeta Sparkle

Lacy Mazola

Goldy Pawn

Amber Hills

Candy Cox

Cherry Love

Dallas Star

Bounteous Betty

Ginger Ample

Ruby Licious

Satin Nibbles

Perky Polly

Jasmine T.

Lola Lapdance

Krystal Lite

Golda Showers

Amanda Leigh

(Went to school with her. Wondered why the hell she insisted on pronouncing it "lay.")

While knocking back martinis at a nice hotel as part of our romantic get-away weekend, my husband and I took it upon ourselves to come up with fake Bond girl names (a la "Allota Vagina" from Austin Powers). I think they would do nicely in this context:

Swallow McCumb
Happy Endings
Lovely Swells
Illuvya Knockers
Willy Hardons
Tenderly Bitterman

There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.

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Originally posted by Hatshepsut

There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.

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That is brilliant.

Agreed.

Bounteous Jones