I regret that I have not eaten the hearts of all of my enemies.
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I regret that I have not eaten the hearts of all of my enemies.
I regret that none of my plans for world domination came to fruition.
I regret not having an immortality pill. Damn you, scientists! DAAAAAMN YOOOOU!
In retrospect, I regret choosing to represent myself.
I regret not having beat that guy senseless when I had the chance.
I regret not checking the passenger seat for rabid weasels, but can you blame me for forgetting?
I regret those two hours I wasted on the Clash of the Titans remake. Now, I'll never get that time back.
Well, all right. Since we only have seconds left to live, I do regret pushing that butto--
I regret showing Zuul where the button was. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME FROM PUSHING IT!!!!!!!
Apparently Hell's Angels aren't all talk and no action.
I should have refused when you told me, "Hold my beer. I wanna try something."
It said "take with food." Why didn't I take it with food?
...so this is what happens if you take the tag off the mattress.
"So what could go wrong I said? "
I regret, this is true, having been drunk at the moment I could have spoken with Barack Obama. I chose not to make a fool of myself.
Of course, it was Vegas.
Oh, that sucks, Oliveloaf. The politician of highest office I've had the chance to speak with was Harry Reid.
I was not drunk. It may have been more entertaining if I was.
"I would like to have seen Montana."
My only regret....is that I have.....
Boneitis.
I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
No, really. Another life would come in handy right now, and I'd probably say something cooler to you motherfuckers if I knew I had one.
...damnit, I never finished watching Cocoon.
You know, all things considered, I wish I had spent more time at the office.
I really regret that extra wafer thin mint.
If I could do it all over again, I would have shoveled the driveway more often.
I should have embezzled all that orphanage money.
I should never have lied to my dentist about my flossing habits. NEVER.
I wish I hadn't recorded Major League Baseball games without the express written consent of the Commissioner.
My philosophy of "Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind" had certain flaws that I didn't appreciate until just now.
My face...did...stick that way.
I shoulda listened to Mom when she told me not to cross my eyes too much.
If I could change one thing in my life, it would have been to floss more.
My only regret is I'm not taking more of you sons-of-bitches with me.
I guess I should have evacuated that dance floor ...
Turns out after they take your life, there's not much of a point to having freedom.
I regret not finishing that time machine so that I could go back and kill Hitler's barber.
Trying to take the ring from Frodo.
Who knew that some people take "Over my dead body" literally?
Not hanging onto Rosebud.
I should've taken the cannolis.
Oh, gosh, where do I start?
The "Nixon's The One" bumper sticker in '72
The "WIN" button in '74
The disco roller lessons in '76
The mullet in '84
This is just too depressing.
I should have enjoyed every sandwich.
When I told the genie I wished to be on a TV show, I should have specified "Not 'Dr. G, Medical Examiner'."