Read Internet message boards. Sip every time somebody mentions that TV Tropes is addictive.
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Read Internet message boards. Sip every time somebody mentions that TV Tropes is addictive.
Drink out loud everytime you see LOL.
Drink a shot everything you see a racist or sexist comment on a youtube video.
Take a swig from your hip flask every time you see a plastic bag blowing about in the wind or stuck in a tree.
Chug a cold one every time you see a GOP presidential candidate in a white shirt, bright tie and dark suit.
Take a sip of Chardonnay every time you become easily distracted from a task, thanks to the way our brains have come to expect jumping around as a result of e-mails, cell phones, message boards, texting, etc.
(If I did this, I'd be in a drunken heap every day by 10 am or earlier.)
Take a shot every time you press F5 waiting for a feed to update.
Take a slug every time Newt Gingrich says "frankly."
Watch "The Walking Dead."
Sip when somebody does something stupid.
Chug when Lori's a bitch.
Take a shot for every piece of junk mail you receive. A double for 'Dear Friend' letters.
Go to the Bad Astronomy and Universe Today forums.
Sip every time one of the regulars sounds exactly like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.
Take a shot every time one of the regulars complains about The Big Bang Theory not giving an accurate picture of physicists.
Watch Fox News. Do a shot every time you hear the "fair and balance" tag.
Read a novel, everytime you see the letter e take a wee dram.
Two shots every time a Survivor contestant says they're going to play the game with integrety.
One shot every time a Chopped contestant says, "I didn't come here to lose."
This is actually the only way to keep your sanity intact.Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
Take a shot for every passive aggressive post you encounter.
Three shots every time that person turns on somebody they promised to stand by.Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
Load up your e-Reader with old pulp fiction.
Sip everytime you read something blatantly racist or xenophobic.
I just downloaded some Conan stories; I'm totally going to play that game, Rube!
Your liver will not thank me, Orual.
Currently in London, take a shot every time you see some Olympic regalia. Assuming it is an authorised Olympic alcoholic drink.
Everytime a poll on the POTUS race is mentioned as being definitive.
Everytime someone uses the #yolo on twitter.
Take a shot every time you see some TV talking head standing hip-deep in Hurricane Sandy-lashed water for no good reason.