Inspired by this thread. What else is impossible?
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Inspired by this thread. What else is impossible?
For a plain country bumpkin and a prince to join in marriage!
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Originally posted by Zuul
Apparently, it's impossible for me to bleach my own hair evenly.
For me to find makeup that doesn't completely fall off in an hour.
I'm finding it impossible to make a meaningful contribution to this thread.
For Mellophant to get as big as Facebook.
And thank God!
For God to microwave a burrito so hot that he was unable to eat said burrito.
For Taco Bell to offer cheese sauce that is anything but warm, salty, DayGlo milk.
Breathing through the mouth or nose when my dog farts. I'm beginning to think the bulk he's gained is all gas.
For this sense of satisfaction to linger, but I'll do my best to try