An old SDMB game:
"Our next contestant is Rusty Myers, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Rusty, it says here that you really hate niggers."
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An old SDMB game:
"Our next contestant is Rusty Myers, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Rusty, it says here that you really hate niggers."
"What is a Dirty Sanchez?"
Holy crap. I was so unprepared for this. I just launched Diet Pepsi all over my desk. Best laugh in days.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
"I'll take Celebrities With Bad Hygiene for $600."
"I'll take Foods That Make Our Turds Float for $200."
"Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who?"
"Well, I've always been too busy working out and chasing tail to go to Renaissance Fairs, Alex."
"I'll take Celebrity Sex Tapes for $200."
"Our next contestant is an out-of-work street performer who's hobbies include defrauding record clubs and masterbating."
"Ooh, no, I'm sorry. The correct answer is 'The sex habits of Danny Thomas.'"
"Our contract has been renewed through 2015!"
"You know what? Fuck it. I don't care if that wasn't in the form of a question."
"Jeez, Alex. They said you were an insufferably pompous asshole, but I had no idea...!"
"I'll take 'Do you think any of the three of us have pants on behind this podium' for $200, Alex."
"What is a crack whore?"
"By the way, Alex, Ken Jennings asked me to tell you that he still has that 'erotic nonprescription medical device' of yours, and wanted you to pick it up."
"Alex, what say we ditch these two losers and you just give me the money now?"
"Really, another fucking question about Shakespeare?"
"This is Johnny Gilbert, introducing Alex yet again, wasting another year of my life for fifty grand and all the couscous I can eat!"
"Our next contestant is the president of the Pamela Anderson Fan Club."
"Our first category is: 'Lies told by organized religions'".
"And the categories are Alien Visitations, Conspiracy Theories, Cryptozoology, Famous Deformities, Unsolved Mysteries and...Cross-dressing Shakespeare Heroines."
"I'm sorry, the correct question was 'What is a Rusty Trombone?' Rusty trombone. You lose 200 points, and Angie, you have the board."Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
"I'll take 'Highly Infectious Skin Diseases' for 100, please, Alex."
"Whaddya mean, we don't get samples of any of the fuckin' 'Potent Potables'?"
"I'll take 'The Films of Jenna Jameson" for $200".
"I'll take 'Hilarious Sponge Bob Moments' for $800."
"What is the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, and a Republican presidential candidate, Alex."
"I'll take 'Famous LOLCats' for $200."
"And Sean Connery, I understand your charity is the National Organization for Women. Tell us about that."
"Hello, everyone, I'm Alex Trebek, and I'm as gay as gay can be!"
Awesome. :DQuote:
Originally posted by parzival
"I'll take "Celebrity Sexual Perversions" for $200, please, Alex."
"Why couldn't you just give me some of those way easy Celebrity Jeopardy! questions, anyway, asshole?"