I've noticed a few new posters here lately, and thought I'd give them a chance if intorduce themselves, if they would like. Or ask questions, or comment on that weird Mello smell we just can't seem to be rid of. It's all good. :)
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I've noticed a few new posters here lately, and thought I'd give them a chance if intorduce themselves, if they would like. Or ask questions, or comment on that weird Mello smell we just can't seem to be rid of. It's all good. :)
Yeah, hi and welcome! :dumbo:
Smell you say? I'm sorry I have a cold. :p :)
Don't mind me, just having a pootle about, saying "hi" to spitz ("hi! spitz :D ) and warming my cockles. (Also hoping that vb code is standard and these work...)
Hello everyone. :)
LOOK A NEW PERSON. HI.
Well, not so much 'new' as slightly shop soiled. Will that do? Hello yerself btw. :)
What is a pootle? Also, we have a special cockle-warming area here, so you're all set! :sci:Quote:
Originally posted by MarkF
It's a special form of perambulation, akin, slightly, to the mosey and distant cousin to a swagger. :)Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Does that smell too? :pQuote:
Also, we have a special cockle-warming area here, so you're all set! :sci:
Good to see you buddy. :)
Good also to see you, dude! :)
Ah, we have a chatbox here. It's usually pretty empty, but if you see a number apart from '0' next to the chatbox counter thing, feel free. I think you need a minimum of 5 or 10 posts before you can chat...
And where are the other n00bies? We set up cheese platters and everything for you guys :(
Actually, the excess of cheese might explain the smell...?
Hey guys! I introduced myself once before but never posted again. I'm shy.
* spitz tries to lure out the shy ones with cheese... *
Welcome, I like your user name. Hopefully some thread or another will get you to post a little.Quote:
Originally posted by BeardOfBeads
Cool avatar! :)Quote:
Originally posted by BeardOfBeads
What the Hell is this place??? It looks like generalized insanity...I might fit in.
PixieBob! You've found us out! We are, in fact, insane! And, general! And, generally insane! Welcome!
Welcome, PixieBob! Are you a combination of short haircuts or a tiny winged person named Robert?
It's just a friendly, if rather small and slow-moving message board. We have a fun games forum, and generally just like to chit chat about stuff. How'd you find us?
I was searching for a quote from a movie and your site came up with information...wrong information I might add....sheer chance and industrial coincidence.
Love the 'fro. I am a confidential informant for the FBI and I am looking for child pornographers and people who know that Barak Obama was born in Kenya, not on US Soil. As for the physical plane, I am a land shark with pink fur and a goth leather coat. I keep my girlfriend on a leash at her request. Turn ons: 1911 style handguns and getting a manacure. Turn offs: Women's liberation freaks who marginalize men and claim we have only two biological imperatives...to impregnate women and to blow stuff up. I know it's true but it's rude to point it out so publically.
Which movie and what info?
Welcome to the board.
I was trying to find several quotes while I was writing my bio for a pervert's website called "Collar Me" I can't remember which one it was but I think it was "Not on my watch" most often sited as being said by George Bush. But he didn't say it first. Donald Duck did.
How tasteless can I get if it's still funny?
Wrong info? That's about par for the course. :fail:Quote:
Originally posted by PixieBob
Hey...I have low standards if there's intellectual fun involved. After looking around a bit, I sense some glimmering of intelligent life here. We must preserve this forum using whatever means required up to and including the release of Socialist Trouser Weasels upon our enemies.
I'm not sure it would be allowed to describe what Socialist Trouser Weasels do and thus why they are so feared. Can you talk about intimate body parts here?
OK...after more perusal I see someone was allowed to say motherfucker in a thread title. I think I'm OK.
A Socialist Trouser Weasel believes in redistributing penis length so that every male is of equal endowment. But early on, they found out that redistribution of this kind was medically impractical. So they did a massive state funded study...since having the government do something costs no one anything...and the study determined that the smallest penis that could be located without a magnifying glass was possessed by (name omitted to preserve personal dignity). So they crawl up your leg and instantly gnaw your personal situation down to exactly .078 inches in length and .052 circumfrence. That way everyone is equal.
The threat of using these little bastards should keep us safe.
Mornin' PixieBob, we can never have enough cats on this board.
welcome fellow cat, what brand be ye? English, I think. Would you be an English Blue or a British Shorthair?
Cheshire :D
shoulld have known...my favorite one next to myself.
Um... hi. Just a simple country gal dropping in and sayin Hi :)
Hi there and welcome to the board.
Hey, Kay! Welcome! :)
Hi All.
I just discovered this board and want to hay "HI".
As soon as I can figure out why I can't upload a profile pic I'll be back to post something witty.
Hopefully before I get too drunk on cheap beer.
(Hey. It's the weekend. Cut me some slack...)
Welcome to Mellophant. I hope you enjoy it.
Welcome, plenty of room! Hurrah!Quote:
Originally posted by Cabin_Fever
Lick my balls. You all are slow.
But strangers are just friends I haven't met.
Welcome, all! I look forward to your contributions, new board.
What, haven't I posted in this thread yet? Hmm. Guess not. Welcome to all! We started with nothing and still have most of it left.
Welcome EH! I look forward to your next syllable with great anticipation.
:) :waves:
Oh yeah, so like who are you people? I get that EH is like the owner or something, but what about the Irishman? Like, am I supposed to be impressed? Recite a chapter of the greatest Irish novel written, Finnegans Wake, and then we'll see. No, seriously, is the Irishman like somebody important here?
I figured out spitz is the worst kind of anything on the whole entire planet. Yes, he knows.
Oh yeah, and what's the policy on insulting people in a joking manner? And talking about RL people in uncharitable terms?
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
That's not how I say it. You only *wish* you were a Highlander....oh wait, there can be only one. Guess you're it, then.
Also, that's not from Joyce, so you also fail.
That's a joke, since I suspect you are a moderator and could probably rain punishment down upon me like I so desire....erm, well, that first part.
OK, I guess you'll do.
Is it just me, or is this place starting to get a little bit less nerdPG nowadays?
I know I'm "new," so forgive me for [s]acting[/s]speaking out, but this could be kind of a good thing. For everybody.
Yes, I know strikethrough doesn't work here.
And another thing, actually, j'ai re'fle'chi and actually, no, you guys don't need tags.
My guess is this is a small enough (that one wasn't intentionally abusive -- but on reflection, it's kind of funny...actually, no, it isn't, well never mind. never edit, never apologize. that's for........other people) place that there's no benefit.
Yeah, I'm starting to get a good vibe about this place -- not a lot of shriekers, which is my be^te noire, loud people shrieking constantly picking at themselves.
So, I'm going to ask. Can I come here, start (in a *restrained* fashion, just heading off suggestions (a) I can fuck off and (b) it will be like tardtown 2014) some gen int threads, and just lay a big old pipe down on your floor?
Hey, it's never been an issue, on any of these general chat sites, that I just lay down a bunch of shit and leave, like some of the trolls at gwerp, just that I am maybe sometimes a bit florid in my descriptions of RL things or "things" that bother me, and, of course, when some sc**bag like Tard**or insults me, I think the correct response is "Oh yeah? Let's get your #1 to make a #2 inside you IFYKWIM, and then, instead of sticking a birthday candle all up in there and singing to you, let's go electric knife."
I think that would be a reasonable response by me.
But it doesn't seem like people insult each other that much here, except in an obviously joking manner, so there's no problem with that kind of Tarden** sc**baggery arising, seems to me. She and others like her and the more special group can go over there.
Here, seems like just adults clowning around like adults without all this baggage.
Oh, fuck, this is long and fucking tedious.
Oh yeah, so, like....dammit, what.....oh fucking A I really did have a punctum secundum or whatever, but I forgot.
Anyway, whatever. First thought, best thought.
eh, i think it's punctus. Oh well I can't even remember what I was going to say, so whatever. For some reason notational errors are of interest.
And, no, I am not an OCD ritalin-taking junkie [s]retard[/s] [s]asshole[/s] person who likes minutiae. Just things I notice.
Oh my shithead computer deleted the whole what I was going to say that I noticed punctum is....fucking A, Latin. PPL and a bunch of shit.
So, out of courtesy and as a "term of respect, counselor" yeah whatever, beat my meat with your better hand.
Bunch of stuff in there.
Really I did have a point, but if it's not a point when you make it, it's not a point.
Oh and you hippies don't even try to Universal Instantiate on that shit, or I will end you.
Wow.
ETA I changed "computer brain" to "computer" -- srsly, I had a whole good post, and then fucking Steinberg (company/family, who, incidentally, for those interested, developed the vst protocol that has been standard for how many years, if not decades, and developers, via proxy, of my favorite DAW software, cubase [can never remember which letters r capitalized lol], and, incidentally, the only expensive software I own, as in paid for......let's not go into how I *also* paid Steinberg for this otherwise good VST live host and they didn't make good on, but that's more a thread for a musicians forum, also known as the cornhole of the universe....it was really good software, but Steinberg at th.....eh, I'll shut up. dongleberries).
EH is not the owner. He's a dude who posts here, and he's sensible and level-headed. The Irish isn't a mod, but he was here from the start, and he's part of the furniture. We all get along with the ''owner'' quite well.
And just a heads up, a lot of people here won't respond to baiting. This place is a bit different to Raff boards (also a place I enjoy). The folks here are a tight-knit bunch, just here for friendly chitchat or RPG. No need to prove anything here, son :)
Indeed, I am not the owner. Thanks for the compliments otherwise, spitz.
Strikethrough does exist actually:, just that it is the oddball tag of [ del ]
Actually the editor actually shows a strikethrough button: The A
Have fun on the board, it is lightly used these days. CatInASuit runs the place, I'm not sure who the owner is at this point, it was technically me, then Zuul and I am guessing now CIAS.
Awesome. Like I said, I really dig the vibe here. Very mellow.
No, I'm not into baiting anyone, just share some of my thoughts (or "thoughts") and, on the few occasions I can give some information that might actually be, you know, like useful or something, do that.
And, of course, screw around via playing consensual games like yahtzee or smear the queer or trivia or the ever-popular insult-the-spitz's-mom game.
Regular, adult, fun, where nobody's feelings get (too) hurt and everything's chilled out to the max.
You guys are OK.
Hi there and welcome to the board.
Hello, my name is Trojan Man. I was a regular here a while back and went on a bit of a raindog dance. It seems this place is even deader than it was when I left. I'm not able to contribute financially, but I could mod if that's needed.