The Techno BS Thread. Write some scifi horse crap!

To be taped to copier in busy office:

Notice: Prior or making color copies, be sure to reprime the upper fluid
modulator. If pressure exceeds 30 pegs, vent to no less than 22.5 pegs
using the bypass throttle valve. Please notify IT should static pressure
feedback exceed active pressure values. Also, please refrain from placing
coffee cups on copier.

Federal law provides severe quantum circuitry and space-time processions for the unauthorized replication, apportioning, or manifestation of audio-visual impressions of the admantium nanotubes.