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You are challenged to write an effective dating-site intro for the gentleman above.
You're intro must be as truthful as possible, but still get this guy calls.
Your intro should be in the 75-150 word range.
Assumptions:
Lives with parents
Not going to college
Works at Jiffy Lube, but not as tech (yet. fingers crossed!)
Listens only to metal
Looking for a guy who doesn't try too hard and is full of confidence, with a bad boy attitude? Right now I'm working in automotive services, but I'm looking to slide my way into a more technical field. If you want a man who is truly metal and isn't wasting his life worrying about the world's bullshit, let's get together.
Awesome!
Hey. My name's Alex, and I just got out of a relationship, so I'm really new to this whole thing. Hoping to find a good girl to love. Family is my priority, and I'm especially close to my mom and dad. I'm pretty much a chill kind of guy, don't take life too seriously. It's too short to worry about stuff, right? Really love kicking back at the end of the day with my XBox and my music. Rocking the fuck out and killing zombies.
Of course, were this guy really on a dating site, none of the capitalization or punctuation would be there, though he'd be likely to throw in a hand full of "lol" because that...makes him look 'net savvy? Laid back? Something
MUTHAFUCKER MY SHIT IS REAL. I AINT GOING FOR THAT COLLEGE BULLSHIT, ITS ALL GOOD BUT REAL MAN GOTTA DO WHAT A REAL MAN GOTTA DO. I BE RESPECTIN MY BABYMOMMA. MY SHIT IS REAL MAN, REAL DEEP. SO HOLLA IF YOU WANNA HOOK UP. WORKING DOWN THE AUTO SHOP FOR MO' DOLLAH BILLS, HOOK ME UP WITH YA DIGITS PEACE OUT.
This is the most realistic by far. The only thing missing is a "no fatties."Quote:
Originally posted by The Original An Gadaí
Ooh! And, there has to be a reference to how he really doesn't need a dating site.
Untappped potential
All I need is the love of a good woman who really understands me. Life hasn't treat me too well, but you (yes - you!) can make it better. I just need a reason to change.
I obviously have far less faith in humanity than you guys do. This would totally get him some lovin':
i am 2 much 4 u to handle bitches. better hurry n git me wil u still can. u no u want me. lol
Dude! I swear this guy has approached me on OKCupid! More than once!Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
SUP GIRLS MY NAME IS JAYMES. IM 24 AN WORKIN AT A GARAGE TO HELP OUT MY PARENTS SINCE MY DAD LOST HIS JOB. IM IN TO MUSIC HARDCORE!!!! I GRADIATED HIGH SCHOOL BUT THAT COLLEGE BS IS A FUKIN SCAM. ALSO GIRLS BE TRIPPIN BOUT MY SHIRT ITS LIKE THIS: MY UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR FUCKIN A DOG AND SOME GUYS STARTED TALKIN SHIT SO I MADE THIS SO THEY KNOW THEM FEMALE DOGS AINT SEEN MY DILZ.
I GOTS 9 INCHES AND CAN WORK ON UR CAR. COME GIT IT HO
Fixed for honesty.Quote:
Originally posted by Nrblex