Go ahead. Ask me anything. I promise I won't kill you afterward.
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Go ahead. Ask me anything. I promise I won't kill you afterward.
Do you carry cyanide with you?
No. My immense hubris ensures that I will never be captured by the enemy.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Are you a cold war warrior or a new breed, information age spy?
Why can't I be both?Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Are you a master of disguise?
You saw the picture I posted in chate yesterday: what do you think?Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
I think you are.
Do you have any spy accouterments hidden in your shoe, like a little pistol or a walkie-talkie?
Shoelaces are surprisingly deadly. My walkie-talkie is in my cell phone.Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
No shoe phone, well clearly not that good of a spy then. Any false finger guns?
Talking into your shoe is pretty conspicuous, don't you think?Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
I don't need a gun. I have my razor sharp wit, clever banter, and mad kung fu skills to get me out of any situation.
How do you like your martinis?
Well first, let's make one thing absolutely clear: there is no such thing as a vodka martini, and your martini should be neither shaken nor stirred. Martinis are made with chilled gin and just a swirl of vermouth (enough to coat the glass). The only question is what you garnish it with. I garnish my martini with a jalapeno.Quote:
Originally posted by Orual
(This is actually true, by the way.)
fach, I salute you for your fine martini taste.
Have they given you a number, and taken away your name?
Does having such a job increase the number of beautiful women that you get to seduce?
Why do you want to know?:dubious:Quote:
Originally posted by Taumpy
I don't need to be a secret agent to seduce beautiful women. My natural charm is plenty, thank you.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
I mean, um, I'm married. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Would you rather go up against James Bond or Jason Bourne?
Where did the lint in my belly button come from?
Pussycats. Both of the them.Quote:
Originally posted by Orual
Sorry, that's classified.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Which is harder to break into: the volcano lair or the undersea city?
I flooded the undersea city with lava when I blew up the volcano lair, so... both?Quote:
Originally posted by CatInASuit
Do you have quotas on how many bad guys and gals you have to terminate from their positions each year?
I did, but I killed them all and now people are afraid to set up shop in the super-villain industry. That's why I had to retire from espionage and am now a lowly music teacher.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
How long until the pineapple? <wink, wink>
OK, I know I promised not to, but I'm afraid I have to send out the team.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Don't try to run. You won't get away.
Do you ever flip out ninja style?