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And when the internet tells me to do something, goddamn it, I do it.
The internet tells me to do a lot of things, such as look at animal porn, and... well, I think I've said enough about that. About me: I am mean, a bit old, certainly growing older every day, and at times can be a lady. I'm not even going to lie. I came because someone told me to, and because there are rumors of a chat room.
Does this make me a bad person? Yes.
I think I love you
Mom I did it, I recruited a poster.
Yay I love mean people! See because I am known for how unfailingly nice I am, so I like having mean people around to do the needful.
Also I'm a fan of your tenacious non-retardation at the SDMB so I'm glad you're here.
Don't. I've already admitted to being a bad person.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
But you have a bee necklace. I can't not love someone who has a bee necklace.
I also have an octopus necklace that nobody complimented me on. I can barely withstand the indignity of 1) people not knowing somehow that I have an octopus necklace, and 2) them not telling me how awesome it is. See, this is why I'm a misanthropist, folks.
Two more posts and then you can chate!
Sweet! As an aside, I just glanced at the FAQ and feel slightly less like a dumb ass for not being able to add an avatar. For a second I doubted myself, thinking, "I pressed the profile photo button, so why am I not being prompted to upload a photo?" I am so close to a kick ass avatar and "chate."
It's so great when you get there. At some point you get control of your title as well and you can make it say fun things like apostabulous.
Yay! More bad people!Quote:
Originally posted by SurlyOldBroad
I want an octonecklace.
A necklopus.
Hello SurlyOldBroad and welcome to Mellophant. I hope you enjoy the place and bring soem friends.
We <3 bad people. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Orual