Some discussion in the one-hit wonder thread inspired this. Kind of a different battle, because this time we'll advance the worst song from each bracket to the next round.
Post what top 40 hit songs (US or UK charts) you think are the absolute worst.
Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be a Cowboy
Prince - Batdance
This is hard. How about La Macarena?
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
Barry Manilow - I Write the Songs
Oh, UK charts! (this song went to #2!)
Hi! I'm a record company. Eminem is dominating the charts. Let's find a white girl! (hello #28, hot 100, US charts, 2003)
A top 20 hit in the US and the UK!
Oh, white girl. Duck face does not fool anyone into thinking you have lips.Quote:
Originally posted by Panther Squad
Blargh.
This hit #7! NUMBER. SEVEN.
Wait? You mean people listened to her first album, and not just bought it to look at the eye candy? O_o
Loki - of course they did! Tiffany actually was a powerhouse of forgettable but very 80's ballads. Despite her troubled teenage years, she's actually kind of fun now. I believe she sings dance remixes at Pride festivals sometimes and acts in Scify original movies. She's fun!
THIS WAS DREADFUL
and since you INSIST on more 70's, let me not deny you Taumpy:
and since you INSIST on more 70's, let me not deny you Taumpy:
Hoobastank - Inside of You
It always makes me giggle.
I HAVE THE THREAD WINNER
No. THIS is the thread winner. From lyrics to music to video.
Puddle of Mudd - Control
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sornets
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Gwen Stefani you are like thirty-eight what the FUCK are you talking about
Now wait just a damn minute. This song is the pinnacle of western civilization and those silver shorts are a national treasure. It should be disqualified from the worst songs ever thread.Quote:
Originally posted by Panther Squad
Oh, god, yes. This. This forever.Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene