Sock Chate

Sock Chate will be occurring on Wednesday, August 25th at 9PM EST!

I will be setting up a free chat room at http://www.chatzy.com/ for this purpose. I will ask the socks a series of Dating Game type questions for them to answer in character, after which we will guess the Mellophant identities of the socks. Afterward, I will post the log here for the amusement of all.

Please indicate your desire to participate by posting in this thread. The limit is 9 socks (one sock per Mello) because a free chatzy room will only hold 10 members and I am not shelling out money for this tomfoolery. About a half hour before the game I will PM the players with the location and password of the room.

SOCK CHATE: TELL YOUR FRIEND, TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR, TELL YOUR PRIEST.

I think I would like to try this again and next week I should have time again.

Have you added this to the calender? It is a good item for it.

I'll play.

Me three!

I'm in.

I'll play!

BUMP BUMP

If anyone else wants to participate, please sign up here. Game starts in about an hour.

Oooh! ME!!

I'll give it a try.

Are we supposed to answer truthfully (but in character), or do we get to make up whatever we want?

Posting so you remember to PM me...

I have been talked into this!

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Originally posted by fachverwirrt

Are we supposed to answer truthfully (but in character), or do we get to make up whatever we want?

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Answer in character. It's not really about trying to identify people based on the answers, it's more about seeing how well we can recognize a person by their style and the type of character they choose. So go crazy.

HERE I POST LOGS


Myrna joined the chat

Toodles joined the chat

BILLY MAYS joined the chat

HotManOnPorpoiseAction joined the chat

SuperGiantsFan joined the chat

california gurrrrl joined the chat

Michael joined the chat

Myrna: Welcome socks! If you have not already, please remember to click on Join Chat.

stockingsnotsocks! joined the chat

CommunistDaughter joined the chat

SuperGiantsFan: When do we kick things off?

Myrna joined the chat

Myrna: I believe we are waiting for one more player

Myrna: how are you socks this evening?

BILLY MAYS: HI

BILLY MAYS: BILLY MAYS HERE

BILLY MAYS: I AM FANTASTIC

Michael: It is such an honor to be here with all you beautiful people. <3

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I'm probably less fantastic than BILLY MAYS

SuperGiantsFan: Getting better. Just 18 days.

CommunistDaughter: I'm doing alright, thank you.

california gurrrrl: omg communists! lol

Myrna: I hope you all had a pleasant trip to the studio.

SuperGiantsFan: As long as they're not Pats fans.

Michael: Oh, I did! It was so magical. There were so many sweet children along the way.

BILLY MAYS: ALL OF MY TRIPS ARE PLEASANT THANKS TO THE JUPITER JACK

stockingsnotsocks!: hi!

SuperGiantsFan: Okay - how many dead people are here?

california gurrrrl: 18 days til wut sgf?

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: 18 days? GO DOLPHINS! WOO!

BILLY MAYS: THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION IS IDEAL FOR GAME DAYS

Michael: I don't believe in death. That's icky. :

BILLY MAYS: JUST SCOOP, PRESS, AND COOK ON ANY STOVE

Myrna: Would anyone like to warm us up with a song?

Myrna: Michael?

Michael: Oh, you are so kind, Myrna. Thank you so much.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Anybody else a fan of dolphins? er, *the* Dolphins, that is

Michael: We are the world / We are the children / We are the ones who make a brighter day / So let's start giving

CommunistDaughter: Yeah...I think the implied beastiality is already enough, thanks.

Toodles: We started?

california gurrrrl: mike wuts that song?

Myrna: Toodles, the game has not started

SuperGiantsFan: Not yet, Toodles.

BILLY MAYS: AFTER A DAY OF PINNIPED SEX TRY ZORBEEZ TO SOP UP WATER AND OTHER LIQUID MESSES

Myrna: We are just making conversation

Michael: It is a song I wrote for all the sweet little children of the world, gurrrrl.

Toodles: Court is in session, a verdict is in
No appeal on the docket today
Just my own sin
The walls are cold and pale
The cage made of steel
Screams fill the room
Alone I drop and kneel
Silence now the sound
My breath the only motion around
Demons cluttering around
My face showing no emotion
Shackled by my sentence
Expecting no return
Here there is no penance
My skin begins to burn

SuperGiantsFan: Sorry, gurrrl - I was talking about when the Giants are back in the Meadowlands, to begin the regular season.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: *makes note of Zorbeez for future reference*

Myrna: Toodles, is that Creed? I admire your taste

Michael: I don't like the line about demons. That's too scary. :(

stockingsnotsocks!: wuss

california gurrrrl: sgf, giants? is that, like, basketbal?

SuperGiantsFan: The reference to demons is too scary? What about the skin burning?

Lacey Laurel joined the chat

Michael: Sometimes skin burns. I don't like to talk about it.

SuperGiantsFan: gurrrrl. Naw. Football. The real version.

california gurrrrl: oh. ew.

SuperGiantsFan: Not the European fake stuff with the horns.


SuperGiantsFan: Have you ever been to a Raider's game?

Toodles: Creed indeed.

stockingsnotsocks!: are they like a basketball team or something?

stockingsnotsocks! twirls hair

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Or something.

Toodles: If you say I'm alive I guess I'm living
Why should I guess your size, a choice I've been given
Tell me everything's fine and peace is coming
I won't listen to the heartache I'm numbing

Toodles: American Football is shit.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I wouldn't call the Raiders a football team...

Lacey Laurel: sorry i am late. i was talking to my husband about the spirit that lives in our basement apartment.

california gurrrrl: me sgf?

Michael: Football involves such big, angry men. I don't like it.

Lacey Laurel: it interfers with my astral projections

BILLY MAYS: BILLY MAYS IS READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

Michael: You know what I do like? Flying! Like Peter Pan!

CommunistDaughter: Yeah, because America needs a sport that people get stabbed over like european football.

Michael: But Spielberg wouldn't let me be Peter Pan and hired some fat, hairy guy instead. :(

SuperGiantsFan: Well, Fish, they're what LA has.

Michael: So I had a witch doctor put a voodoo curse on him. DON'T TELL ANYONE.

Myrna: Two minutes to curtain!

Toodles: With eyes so dilated I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything without a poison apple
The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful, vacuum out the fluids

SuperGiantsFan: Toodles, you forgot a word: "American Football is the shit"

BILLY MAYS: BILLY MAYS HERE

BILLY MAYS: I HAVE A NOSEBLEED

BILLY MAYS: BRB

Lacey Laurel: but I have been plagued with spirits of all kinds since my accident. i consider that a blessing lol

Michael: Oh, poor Billy. I hope he's all right.

Toodles: Use a shamwow you
zombie

california gurrrrl: y u shoutin billy?

stockingsnotsocks!: nah... american football *is* shit

SuperGiantsFan: So, stockings, what would you consider a good game?

Michael: Is everyone else here all grown up?

Toodles: Still growing.

Myrna: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

california gurrrrl: im old enuf mike lol.

stockingsnotsocks!: GiantsFan, a race between two evenly matched teams of eight on the water

Michael: Oh, really, Toodles? How old are you?

CommunistDaughter: I'm actually a genius pre-teen with progenia.

Myrna: Welcome to Sock Chate, the game with no real rules or direction!

BILLY MAYS: ZORBEEZ IS PERFECT FOR THOSE HEAVY NOSEBLEEDS

Myrna: IN oirder to get to know our contestents, I will ask a series of questions. Let's get started!

SuperGiantsFan: Make the call, Myrna!

stockingsnotsocks!: let's start!!

Myrna: First question: What is your favorite part of your body and why?

Michael: Oh, I always find interviews so stressful. Be gentle, Miss Myrna!

california gurrrrl: my butt lol. cuz its hawt.

stockingsnotsocks!: boobies... best bit!

Michael: My favorite part is my eyes, because except for the color they look just like my mother's. <3

CommunistDaughter: I can't listen to half of you right now.

stockingsnotsocks!: and are hawter than hawt

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I've got to go with my butt.

Toodles: Penis of course.

california gurrrrl: toodles ew.

Lacey Laurel: i think my mind. it's damaged due to a traumatic incident when i was young, but how would i know about the spirit world without it?

SuperGiantsFan: My chest, it's great for body paints.

california gurrrrl: you got tats sgf?

BILLY MAYS: MY VOCAL CORDS

CommunistDaughter: I guess I'll go with my brain too, but I'm pretty sure I'm missing the spirit world part of my chemistry.

SuperGiantsFan: Nope. Do you, gurrrrl?

Myrna: Excellent, thank you socks!

Myrna: Next question: If we were going on a date, where would you take me and what would we do?

california gurrrrl: ya. heart on my butt butterfly on my sholder

california gurrrrl: ew myrna i dont date gurls.

Michael: I would take you to Neverland Ranch and we would ride on my ferris wheel and play bumper cars and I'd show you my secret room!

SuperGiantsFan: Myrna, to The Meadowlands! And cheer on the Giants!

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: We'd go to Sea World. I know a guy who could show us some stuff behind the scenes, if you know what I mean.

Toodles: Dinner, Movie and back to my place for a quickie or a hummer in my Hummer.

BILLY MAYS: I'D CALL YOU USING THE JUPITER JACK TO MAKE SURE I KNEW WHERE TO PICK YOU UP, THEN WE'D ENJOY SOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES USING THE AWESOME AUGER TO DO SOME GARDENING

Lacey Laurel: well i have a wonderful husband. he is injured, so we don't go out much. :(

california gurrrrl: dont tell my rents bout my tats sgf.

stockingsnotsocks!: I'd take you out dancing on a weeknight evening so we could dance the night away and trip the light fantastic

CommunistDaughter: Somewhere I could ignore you if we didn't connect. Which, since I'm not gay, probably isn't going to happen so...how about that?

SuperGiantsFan: You got it, gurrrrl

Myrna: Thank you socks!

Myrna: Next question: Have you ever been arrested?

Michael: I don't like this question. :( :( :(

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I've been asked not to return to certain aquatic themed parks.

Toodles: Well yea, but I thought she was 18. She said she was.

stockingsnotsocks!: nope... am too goody goody. was pulled over by a state trooper once for doing 90 on the highway tho

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I forgot to mention our Sea World date would have to be after hours

BILLY MAYS: NEVER, I'M NOT LIKE THAT HO-SMACKING WANNABE

Lacey Laurel: oh, i have gotten up to some mischeif in my youth lol. but nothing that serious!

california gurrrrl: no. rents would kill me.

SuperGiantsFan: Naw.

CommunistDaughter: I'd rather not discuss that subject with people I don't know.

Myrna: I understand that may be a painful subject for some.

Myrna: Next question: How would you react if you knew Jesus was coming back today?

Michael: I would be so happy! I'd throw a giant party for all the little children and we'd wear party hats and eat ice cream while we waited.

california gurrrrl: party! lol

CommunistDaughter: Probably buy a hebrew-english dictionary

SuperGiantsFan: I'd ask him to wait til after the Superbowl. Or at least make sure that there's football after the Rapture.

stockingsnotsocks!: I'd raise an eyebrow skeptically and prepare a list of questions

california gurrrrl: y cd?

BILLY MAYS: I'D PREPARE TO INTRODUCE HIM TO THE DUAL SAW-IT CAN CUT THROUGH EVEN THE MOST OPPRESSIVE CRUCIFIXES

Toodles: Jesus, that fag? I would load up by AK47 to hunt that freaking Zombie.

CommunistDaughter: Because he probably wouldn't speak English since the language didn't exist when he died.

Lacey Laurel: i would be surprised. i have during astral projections seen that religions like christianity are the wrong path. the twin energies of nature's god and goddess are what is real. ;)

california gurrrrl: didnt he speak jewish?

Michael: Jesus can do anything he wants. That's why he is Jesus.

BILLY MAYS: JEWISH IS HEBREW

BILLY MAYS: YOU DUMB BLONDE

Myrna: NO FIGHTING IN SOCK CHATE

stockingsnotsocks!: Lacey, you're a fraking loon

Myrna: YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND THAT SORT OF NONSENSE

california gurrrrl: im not blond. or dum :(

BILLY MAYS: SORRY MYRNA

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I would clarify some things with Jesus about certain gray areas regarding intelligence and the ability to speak

Myrna: NEXT QUESTION: What is most wrong about society today?

Michael: It's okay, gurrrrl. I don't think you're dumb. I think you are sweet.

SuperGiantsFan: The off season

stockingsnotsocks!: the hatred and xenophobia

Michael: The starvation and suffering of the children.

california gurrrrl: tanning season not long enuf lol.

Lacey Laurel: people are so unkind to one another. there spiritual energies are off balance

Toodles: Too much crime. Too many gun haters.

BILLY MAYS: IN THIS BAD ECONOMY NO ONE IS MAKING ROOM IN THER BUDGETS FOR FINE AS SEEN ON TV PRODUCTS LIKE THE QUICK CHOP

CommunistDaughter: capitalism.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Sea World. They should never, ever be allowed to keep such magnificent creatures imprisoned. It's like a zoo except more evil

california gurrrrl: wuts rong with capitals?

Toodles: Only good commie is a dead commie you know.

Myrna: Toodles, we respect all lifestyles here.

Myrna: Last question: What has been the happiest moment of your life so far?

Michael: Oh, but communists have had some really fantastic uniforms.

SuperGiantsFan: Except Pats fans.

Toodles: First thing Commies do is take your guns like Barry Osama is going to do.

SuperGiantsFan: When the Giants trashed the Pats, while they were saying they'd just show up for a perfect ending to their perfect season.

Toodles: Happiest moment? Day I got to shoot a mini-gun.

Michael: I can't answer that question! The births of each of my children are tied as the happiest moments.

CommunistDaughter: I'm not sure, but it'll probably happen about two seconds after I leave this chat.

BILLY MAYS: THIS ONE TIME I SCORED SOME REALLY GOOD CRACK

BILLY MAYS: ER

BILLY MAYS: I MEAN

BILLY MAYS: MIGHTY PUTTY

california gurrrrl: wen i got to see katy perry in concert. i was like five rows back. omg it was so cool!!!!

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I'd say my happiest moment is when I found all the Flipper dvds on sale for $5 at WalMart

stockingsnotsocks!: being offered a kick ass job the day after I interviewed for it

Lacey Laurel: after i woke from my injuries post accident. i am so blessed to be alive still. my husband calls me his miracle. lol

Myrna: Ok socks, now we will move on to the random guessing portion because I'm too lame to think of a game ending!

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Everybody told me I'd never afford the whole series plus the new adventures. But I showed them!

Toodles: Zombie Mays, Zombie Jesus, Commies! What's up with all the Zombies &Commies

stockingsnotsocks!: so we have to guess who's who now?

Myrna: Is everone prepared to guess the sock identities? Let us start. Whodo y'all think stockingsnotsocks is?

Toodles: Billy Mays is Loki

Myrna: ps this one was totally easy :)

Lacey Laurel: fach

stockingsnotsocks!: :P

Myrna: SHUT UP TOODLES I AM IN CHARGE HERE

Toodles: stockingsnotsocks = Zuul

Myrna: sns is totally, totally Angua

Michael: stockingsnotsocks = Inner Stickler

Myrna: Inner Stickler is not playing

BILLY MAYS: ITS PANTHERSQUAD

Michael: Oh, I have had too much Jesus Juice.

Toodles: Who is playing?

Myrna: IT'S ANGUA I SAY IT'S THE ONLY ONE I AM SURE OF

stockingsnotsocks!: when do we give up our ids?

Myrna: Toodles, the players are listed here http://www.mellophant.com/forums/sh...21:22

california gurrrrl: r we suppose to say if yer rite?

CommunistDaughter: Angua.

Myrna: yes, california gurrrl, if someone guesses right you have to fess up

stockingsnotsocks!: oh all right then... I'm Angua

Myrna: hee

stockingsnotsocks!: what gave it away?

Myrna: the fact that you were the only person to answer honestly :p

stockingsnotsocks!: :P

Myrna: OK SOCKS, WHO DO WE THINK IS BILLY MAYS

SuperGiantsFan: LOL

stockingsnotsocks!: I figure my life's crazy enough without making shit up!

BILLY MAYS: BILLY MAYS IS BILLY MAYS

SuperGiantsFan: PantherSquad.

stockingsnotsocks!: Billy Mays is Fach

BILLY MAYS: BILLY MAYS WINS

Toodles: I still say Loki

Michael: Loki.

Myrna: I think it's fach, too

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I'm going to guess Loki too

california gurrrrl: wut exit.

CommunistDaughter: Exit

Lacey Laurel: rabbit?

BILLY MAYS: YAY LACEY WINS

Myrna: BILLY MAYS THE PEOPLE AWAIT YOUR ANSWER

Myrna: Billy Mays is Rabbit!

Myrna: Ok, then who is Toodles?

Myrna: I say pepper

BILLY MAYS: I'm going to stop typing in all caps now. It's straining my vocal cords just thinking about yelling that much.

Michael: I say Tom.

stockingsnotsocks!: panther

CommunistDaughter: fach

california gurrrrl: zool.

BILLY MAYS: I go with Tom yoo.

BILLY MAYS: Er, too.

SuperGiantsFan: Zuul, I think.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: um I'm going to guess Loki until I'm right

Myrna: it's not Jim, is it?

Toodles: Myrna got it on second try.

Myrna: haha

Toodles: I apologize for my evil twin.

Myrna: ok that was good

Myrna: Jim is surprisingly good at socks

SuperGiantsFan: Yes, he is.

Myrna: uh ok, who do we think is Michael?

Toodles: Someday I will use my powers for evil I tell you.

SuperGiantsFan: Tom.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Exy

Lacey Laurel: Zuul

california gurrrrl: panther

Myrna: I think it's Panda

BILLY MAYS: Zuul.

stockingsnotsocks!: Loki

Michael: Lacey and Billy are correct. Eee-hee!

BILLY MAYS: I know you no matter what creepy celebrity you pretend to be. <3

Myrna: nice work

Michael: Aw, baby. <3

Toodles: I was still trying to figure it out.

Myrna: Now we are all forced to imagine Michael Jackson and Billy Mays in a romantic embrace

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: thanks for that

california gurrrrl: ew.

stockingsnotsocks!: EEW!

Myrna: Who is Communist Daughter?

SuperGiantsFan: Just so long as there's no porpoises involved, it's all good.

BILLY MAYS: Enjoy that everybody <3

Michael: Panther.

Lacey Laurel: Panther

BILLY MAYS: Communist Daughter is Panther.

Toodles: Commie is Loki

Myrna: I think Tom

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: YOU TAKE THAT BACK SGF

california gurrrrl: pepper.

SuperGiantsFan: Pepper, I think.

stockingsnotsocks!: pepper

Toodles: We're all over the place.

Toodles: Pep was my second choice though.

SuperGiantsFan: :P Porpoise. Would you really want your fish involved with the zombie celebrities?

Myrna: CD, are you with us?

Toodles: So Commie?

Myrna: we will go back to her. Who is SuperGiantsFan?

CommunistDaughter: I am.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: A) He's not a fish. B) I always suspected Michael had a thing for porpoises too. Remember that Free Willy vid?

Myrna: YOU ARE WHAT

california gurrrrl: Tom.

Lacey Laurel: Loki

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: SuperGiantsFan=Loki

Toodles: SGF = Fach

california gurrrrl: sgf is tom.

Myrna: I agree, SGF = Loki

stockingsnotsocks!: tom

SuperGiantsFan: Lacy, Porpoise, and Myrna are all right.

BILLY MAYS: SGF Is....Pepper. Maybe. Probably not.

Toodles: CommunistDaughter, who are you?

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Yay I got one!

Myrna: we must not have guessed CD

Myrna: uh that leaves

Myrna: fach?

CommunistDaughter: Oh, no, it was guessed.

stockingsnotsocks!: and Panther?

Toodles: Well done Loki, I did not think it was you.

CommunistDaughter: Apparently, I just made the grievous error of urinating.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: don't do it again

california gurrrrl: well tell us commie.

SuperGiantsFan: Thanks, Jim.

Toodles: So who are you?

SuperGiantsFan: Commie, don't leave us in suspense.

Myrna: we will find out the indenity of CD through the process of elimination!

Toodles: What, like Peeing?

Myrna: Who is Lacey Laurel?

CommunistDaughter: exit.

california gurrrrl: tom

SuperGiantsFan: Pepper.

Toodles: Lacey = Tom

Myrna: yeah, must be Tom

Lacey Laurel: Ding.

Lacey Laurel is Tom

BILLY MAYS: I will go witht he crowd.

BILLY MAYS: Yay!

Myrna: woooo

Myrna: HotManOnPorpoiseAction = ?

SuperGiantsFan: Well, that throws out my guess for CG

Toodles: Fach?

stockingsnotsocks!: That's Panther

Myrna: has to be Panda

SuperGiantsFan: Panther Squad

california gurrrrl: panther

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: no...

stockingsnotsocks!: fach?

Lacey Laurel: Pepper?

Myrna: fach??

Toodles: So Pep then?

CommunistDaughter: exit.

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: Yeah Tom and Jim got it. I'm glad nobody got it right on the first guess.

Toodles: What CD?

HotManOnPorpoiseAction: I wouldn't want anybody to think "terrible perversion, that's got to be pepper"

Myrna: ok! that leaves california gurrrrl and the reluctant Communist Daughter

Myrna: CG MUST be Panda, then!

Lacey Laurel: CG is fach, and CD is panther

stockingsnotsocks!: yeah, that's my guess too

california gurrrrl is fach.

Michael: Mine as well.

BILLY MAYS: Yay, everbody wins!

CommunistDaughter: And that leaves me!

Michael: Aw, fach. You make such an adorable ditzy girl.

Toodles: So CD is Panther then.

california gurrrrl: Thanks. I guess.

Michael: :D

stockingsnotsocks!: yay!

CommunistDaughter: It must be the turban

Myrna: Panda, your surliness disguised you

SuperGiantsFan: No, it was the turban.

Myrna: thanks for playing, socks!

CommunistDaughter: Myrna - it's my best disguise

SuperGiantsFan: Thanks for hosting, Myrna.

CommunistDaughter: Sadly, CD is based on a real person I worked with

stockingsnotsocks!: yeah, thanks for hosting!

Myrna: no problem!

SuperGiantsFan: Panther, ouch. :(

Toodles: This was fun. see you in real chat.

Lacey Laurel: Actually, the same is true for me. A former coworker

Toodles left the chat

Myrna: ok, let's take this to Mellochate. Exy has probably cried himself to sleep by now with us all over here.

CommunistDaughter: THE BEST FORMER COWORKER

Myrna: good game!

BILLY MAYS: Poor Exy.

BILLY MAYS: Let us comfort him.