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Coming soon to theaters!
Starring:
Tina Fey as Sarahfeena!
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Gillian Anderson as Zuul!
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Sybil Danning (duh) as Panther Squad!
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What's our movie about? What's the tag line? And who are the other players?
"How can a handful of chatters save the world from the clutches of evil?"
Our movie is about an evil bureaucracy that spends millions of dollars spying on us and than pegs us for a terrorist crime we did not commit.
Not ones to sit back and take it lightly we FIGHT BACK. With guns and possibly bikinis (see above)
Inner Sticker, portrayed by Niel Patrick Harris
http://www.daemonstv.com/images/cbs/...ick_harris.jpg
Exy, portrayed by Nathan Fillion
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eta:
fachverwirrt, portrayed by Wil Wheaton
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Taylor Lautner (plus wig!) as STICKS!
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I love you panther, but I love NPH even more. (Even if I am not blonde. I can always bleach, right guys?!)
please, thirty seconds with that special yaki and you'll be flipping wig like you were born to it!
Also, convenient abs for washing the shirts you are not wearing!
Helen Mirren as vison:
http://www.michellemarcos.com/images/helen-mirren.jpg
Myrna, portrayed by Alexandra Wilson
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He does have nice abs...
Although I understand NPH has a pretty rockin bod too!
Ivan Astikov, as portrayed by the Ultimate Warrior
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Zoe Deschanel as Marsilia:
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Jason Schwartzman as Nrblex:
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Crispin Glover as terrifel:
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You're my second favorite for that! :kitteh:Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
Most excellent.Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
If I'm going to appear in your dumb movie, I at least want someone with star quality playing my part.Quote:
Originally posted by Panther Squad
What was up with using Hulk Hogan instead?
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/HulkHoganPicture.jpg
Hulk would show my essential sensitivity far better than that no-mark you casted in my role!
Sorry, the Ultimate Warrior has the previous experience needed for your part.
FEEDBACK DENIED
I'll just stage a boycott of your premiere, then. :p
I'd like the part of me to be played by OneCentStamp.
Sam Rockwell as hatesfreedom:
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:dubious: HEY!...Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
...Well, yeah. Pretty much.