The porn thread! (potentially NSFW)

Okay, the rule for this thread is you have to post actual porn, not a bunch of tame erotic photos that were everywhere in the old porn thread. I'm not going to define that, except to say it doesn't count unless you have fapped to it. Bonus points if it's funny. So, yes, if you find a black and white photo of a nude woman shrouded in shadows, or two men giving each other steamy glances, erotic enough to squeeze one out/tickle the taco to, you can post it. But no posting anything that you only appreciate on an aesthetic level.

P.S.: Links to tube sites or works of erotic fiction are also cool.

I'll start!
http://image.bayimg.com/eaoimaace.jpg
Okay aside from my one major deviance most of my porn is surprisingly soft-core. I'm not so jaded that I can't get it off to just a nude or just partially nude man like this one. Ignore the lacking décor in his apartment. Actually, that's kind of part of the charm.

Aww, man, I had a video I wanted to link here but apparently XTube takes a while to convert them so I'll post it when it's done, assuming I remember to check my porn email address.

Back in 2003, when the Literotica was still cool, there was this story that I started reading there, a multipart saga, with sex, anticipation, characters to like and to hate, and grammar, too!

The story was Amy's Smile, and all eight written chapters for it are still available at Literotica. (I've linked to the author page, so you can click through all 8 chapters if you like self abuse.) The bad news is that about that time, the author got bored with the story, and stopped more or less in the middle of the denouement.

Ahh! My video is done! Watch it while it's hot, because it's probably a copyright violation. In it, some Brazilian basebol player gets all naked for a photoshoot for a gay magazine.
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=cfjQa-G444-

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Originally posted by OtakuLoki

grammar

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Heh heh, I wish I weren't so uptight that bad grammar made my boner wilt, but it does. I can't read a story that doesn't get basic writing right.

http://imageboard4free.com/uploads/d...yGunn_ib4f.gif

Let's see if linking from another site will work because finding a NSFW photo hosting account seems like effort.

edit: I like a man's thighs, what can I say?
editx2: it's more fun when it runs slow. Also, I have no idea where he's thrusting into the air either. It looks like the back room of the juice bar from Power Rangers.

TIP: http://www.bayimg.com requires no signup and allows NSFW stuff, so that's my go-to for porn-posting purposes.

This is an issue that is relevant here at times. I'm hoping we celebrate Pornoween again this year.

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It looks like the back room of the juice bar from Power Rangers.

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I will pretend he's about to give it to the White Ranger during his prime.

I just stumbled upon this tonight. It really doesn't quite meet the standards that the OP set out: There is no full on nudity; there is no one talking about the act of sex (Well, at least not without cloaking it heavy-handed innuendo); I have to confess it's even a commercial site, selling a product.

But the product, and their model, are both so awesome, I have to geek out a bit (in a dirty way, of course) and share it.

A steampunk vibe, as shown here.

Of course that's nothing compared to the steam powered vibe we'd talked about last year...

It's Panda porn!

Spoiler (mouseover to read):

Note: The guy's username is Panda. Actual Panda Bears are endangered and that would just be mean to make them do porn, too!

Wrestling frot.

Crappy video of a couple of twinks humping.

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Originally posted by Zuul

Wrestling frot.

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Ooh, I approve of this. Oh yes I do.

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It's Panda porn!

Spoiler (mouseover to read):

Note: The guy's username is Panda. Actual Panda Bears are endangered and that would just be mean to make them do porn, too!

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It's because they don't watch enough porn that they are endangered.

Uh, he could get it.

http://www.gottabegay.com/12052008ch/teo/12.jpg

it's pretty boring but holy crap does he have a nice smile. (He also resembles a high school classmate I may have had a little bit of a crush on.

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it's pretty boring but holy crap does he have a nice smile.

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He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.

You know, Cluricaun, I bet that's why he's smiling

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He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.

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yeah, it's really not sexy but I like the face enough to just not scroll that far down.

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He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.

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Post some porn or you're a fag.

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Originally posted by Exy

Post some porn or you're a fag.

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http://www.blow-job-ninjas.com/gianna-michaels-2.html

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Originally posted by OtakuLoki

Back in 2003, when the Literotica was still cool, there was this story that I started reading there, a multipart saga, with sex, anticipation, characters to like and to hate, and grammar, too!

The story was Amy's Smile, and all eight written chapters for it are still available at Literotica. (I've linked to the author page, so you can click through all 8 chapters if you like self abuse.) The bad news is that about that time, the author got bored with the story, and stopped more or less in the middle of the denouement.

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Just finished reading Amy's Smile and I liked it far more than I expected and was really disappointed to hit the brick wall.
I wouldn't really class it as porn though.

And I must be a fag as I have no porn to post :)

Enjoy this heroic homosex:
http://image.bayimg.com/kaegiaack.jpg

Pure romance:
http://image.bayimg.com/oabohaack.jpg

xTube used to be one of my fav tubes, but they should really update a couple of things. I hate it that they only display 1 thumb and the streaming seems to be so slow here these days. I rather go to pornhub, http://theporndude.com/ or youporn. At least I don't have that problem over there.

xTube even belongs to the pornhub network, so what are they waiting for...