Dear Iron Man. Lemme get this shit straight.

Dear Iron Man:

How are you? I am fine. I see the DisMarvStanLee universe is expanding at an inflated-over-advertised-over-commercial-endorsed-in-the-movie rate.

Lemme get some shit straight Iron Man:

Iron Man is such a tough name! Like periodic charts and shit. IRON!!

Is your suit made of Iron? Is that why you are Iron Man? Iron rusts. Iron is heavy and not suited for flight material. Iron has tensile properties that will cause fatigue and loss of tensile-strength when subjected to heat caused by above-mach flight at sea level, and its sudden cooling at sea level.

I think you are a fake. You are as shitty-cheap as that country song that is a remake of "Life in a Northern Town".

IIRC, Tony retired before Secert Wars. Dude is black.

Dude, I knew Iron Man, Iron Man was my friend, and you sir are not Iron Man.

It has been so many years since I saw an Iron Man comic that there was only Tony Stark. More over the Iron Man movie was a dreadful and unintentionally funny movie to me so I Can't imagine seeing the latest dreck.

Iron is a metaphor.

In the movies it was a label given by the press, so of course it is wrong.

Yeah, and in other news, Batman isn't made from real bats either. :fail:

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Yeah, and in other news, Batman isn't made from real bats either. :fail:

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But dang, that would make a cool movie.

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Yeah, and in other news, Batman isn't made from real bats either. :fail:

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And Superman was really just pretty good.

Iron Man :fist:

I enjoyed the first film, and I'm looking forward to the second.

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Yeah, and in other news, Batman isn't made from real bats either. :fail:

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However Aquaman remains approximately 78% water, marking the first time that Aquaman has ever come in first in anything. Ever.

More news coming in... What's that? The Silver Surfer isn't made of silver? You're fucking with me, right?





Zombie Iron Man --- now THAT's a movie I want to see!

Wonder Woman was always thinking about stuff.








She was wondering.

Wait, don't tell me that Schmengie Man wasn't...all my heros fail me.

Iron Man is a drunken dickhead. That's why I love him.