"Pretty as my secretary's ass"
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"Pretty as my secretary's ass"
As cold as a speculum in January.
That's comparing applesauce to orange juice (for things that are less similar than apples and oranges).
Your'e closing the barn door after the horse with the cart in front of it has already left.
Rube, your's won't catch on because it should be "as pretty as my administrative assistant's ass". What are you, a caveman?
As much fun and excitement as a five-alarm fire.
_________ aged like a fine milk.
Like a weasel wearing two condoms.
More fun than stuffing baby geese in a Cuisinart.
That's a big damned Cuisinart.
Actually, I hear this expression all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
That girl is hotter than a taco fart.
He's so good looking, he's a real Karl Rove.
You know what they say, eat six pennies and crap out a quarter.
I really want this to catch on.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
It'll rain chitlins in Vermont before that phrase catches on.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
As rank as a wet hooker.
Lie down with wolverines, get up with tetanus.
Stickier than a basement brothel in New Orleans.
As quiet as a drunk uncle.
As sharp as Rick Perry.
As slim as Newt Gingrich.
As inflexible as Mitt Romney.
As zombiefied as this thread.
Colder than a frozen shoulder
As refreshing as an Iguana's golden shower
Lovable as a real estate agent.
Well slap my tit and call me Rosie.
Hungry enough to eat a gnat.
If Elvis could live healthy, so can I.
He's got shoulders like a flagpole.
She's as pretty as a mashed potato.
Those folks are as dumb as an electroshocked, diabetic starlet from Thunder Bay, Ontario.
...with the flexibility of a brick...
He shows up like cat barf--wet and frequent.
He's as handsome as my Uncle Geraldine.
She's as beautiful as a Type 7-238(n) surgical sterilizer.
That kid's as smart as the flatulent grasshopper I told you about in 1957.
stronger than a 2 legged cockroach
Accurate as a 2824-2.
As silent as the gravy.
Faster than a five-legged cheetah at rabbit wedding.
Leave it to the French to destroy pizza.
You better put some salve on it or you'll be dead within a week, boyo.
I'm having trouble breathing - time to breathe some asbestos dust...
That's as likely as Veeblefrox defenestrating Fassbinder.
Their farts sound like a hummingbird sneezing because their arseholes are so tight you couldn’t extricate a sewing needle with a winch and a tractor.
That movie was as boring as Mrs. Snyder - you remember, my second grade English teacher? The one who just droned on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on? Yeah, her, when she was talking about that weekend she had in Blawnox three years earlier.
Less appealing than frog-ass salad during mating season.
She's built like an elderly Persian cat.
His house is like, I dunno, a Peruvian sheepherder's hut in late April in a leap year.