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Why oh why do you have to be the epicenter of lunatic militias?
Crazy Michiganian Loons.
Because Jesus 'turn the other cheek' Christ was all about the stockpiling of explosives. Yep.Quote:
Originally posted by motherfucking crackpots
It's because of these kind of twits that I have to put up with endless derisive cracks about being from the Midwest. Fuckers. :Shake:
And I thought Montana was the epicenter of lunatic militias.
I don't think they end up in the news as much.
I was talking to my dad today, and he was going on about how the Michigan Militia (cuckoo bananapants gimboids in their own right) were coming out to try and distance themselves from these yahoos.
Sorry. :sad:
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TONYA, I KNEW IT.
(Seriously, though. I know there are any number of fine people in Michigan. It just only seems to get attention when people want to talk about crazy militias, rampant unemployment, the death of American industry, or Kid Rock.)
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Lots of fine things came out of Michigan, The Stooges, MC5,The White Stripes, Jeff Daniels, D'arcy from Smashing Pumpkins, Tommy James,Founders and Bell's breweries, lots of good wine.....that's pretty much it.
Yeah, we grow 'em rather weird here. Them city folks is okay, Detroit metro area, Washtenaw county, most of the capital, Grand Traverse, K-zoo, but the majority is mostly trees and weirdos. And when they're outta work, weirdos got nothing better to do than sit around and get stupid together.
We should :hist: and :fishbeat: them!
You forgot about Grand Rapids. It's the last good city left in the state.Quote:
Originally posted by Queen Tonya
Michigan use to make some nice cars, Ford still does make some I think in MI.
Take back Jeff Daniels and send us more John Lee Hooker, willya? :DQuote:
Originally posted by Revs
Keep complaining and you'll get Ted Nugent.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Shit. :(Quote:
Originally posted by Revs
...wait, will he bring jerky? :D
I'm pretty sure Nugent's already moved to Texas.
The Nuge already has a giant kill things and break shit ranch in Texas anyway. I saw Tony Bourdain go down and visit him once. Agree with him or not, hanging on the ranch with Uncle Ted looks like as much fun as you can have with your pants on.
Anyway, what a weird story. The militia movement isn’t really anything new, just a bunch of fat dudes with a poor understanding of politics and foreign policy who like playing with guns and buying size 52 camouflage pants for the most part. But this worries me. There was another article in the WSJ yesterday talking about how group with this Kill for Jesus mentality are on the rise thanks to a black dude being president and a woman (wut?) being the speaker of the house.
Rest assured however that there are plenty of armed atheists ready to return fire and send these loons on a one way trip to meet their invisible sky god. :hist:
I generally make it a point not to hero-worship living people, but you, sir, are pretty awesome.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
This story, if not the overwhelming evidence otherwise, demonstrates why it's important for everyone to have guns. These fuckers are arming themselves in preparation for war with the commie, librul, godless homosexuals. If that shit ever does actually jump off and the Civil War Part 2 gets started, well, it'd be a shame to have to greet the advancing army of Tea Partiers with nothing but some sex toys and a bag of ganja.
I think given the choice between crazed militia and Mafia, NJ may have got the better deal.
Let's hear it for the FBI, for preventing this story from turning into something much more tragic. It sounds as though this particular situation could have become a lot uglier if not for their timely intervention. Thank you, Feds, for working to keep America safe from Bizarro patriots, the Mob, and Cthulhu cults. All you G-Men deserve snappy new fedoras for this one.
Might work though.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
Besides, we still owe them for Kid Rock.
They all have some obvious genetic redundancies, but the dude on the bottom row, second from the left, practically screams "militia." :o
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ee_militia.jpg
Who knew that smoking crystal meth was a reactionary Christian thing to do?
The guy on the bottom right seems to be saying, "What would Jesus do? He would walk into Supercuts, and tell the lady to take down the top and sides with a four guard, but leave the back."Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
I'm with terrifel. Thank goodness these psychos were caught in time (sadly, I don't know how well the FBI is doing against those Cthulhu cults).
I've gotten stranger than cracks. Once when I was back in Nevada at a bar a guy heard I was visiting from Wisconsin and started crowing to me about how great the Midwest is because we all have guns and shoot the blacks and Jews. :???::???::???:Quote:
Originally posted by Orual
Maybe he's only ever visited Indiana. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Could be! Everybody knows we're a fairly peaceful bunch (except for the militias and serial killers) and just want to drink vodka out of tumblers and make salads with mayonnaise.
(Emphasis added)Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Which wouldn't be so bad, until you realize that we're talking about Congealed Salads made with mayonnaise. :fail:
Yes, the combination of lime jello, mayo, cottage cheese, and shredded carrots might be a factor in why so many serial killers come from the Midwest...
Actually as a rule the nicest people I've ever met in my life invariably either come from Iowa, Wisconsin or Minnesota. If I had my druthers I'd be moving farther north eventually, but as diehard Bears fans we've decided that if we ever do move it'll most likely be to Kentucky, or else fear for our lives. I've always wanted to cultivate a southern twang anyway.
In all seriousness, that is not a real list of ingredients is it? That is just a thing you made up for the purposes of hyperbole.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Of course I made it up! They prefer pineapple and Miracle Whip to carrots and mayo.Quote:
Originally posted by terrifel
Lime Jello Cottage Cheese Salad Recipes Results: 1 - 10 of 28395
And those are the easy ones. I've seen them contain far, far, worse. Cabbage and raisins and cheddar cheese and peas and all sorts of things that non Midwesterners wouldn't ever think of sinking in a half set Jello mold.Quote:
Originally posted by terrifel
This one's the best:
1 (3 oz.) pkg. lime Jello
1 c. boiling water
1/2 c. sugar
Salad oil
10 maraschino cherries, halved
1 c. crushed pineapple, drained
1 c. cottage cheese
1/2 c. chopped walnuts
1 c. whipping cream, whipped
If desired, add 1/2 c. Miracle Whip dressing
Dissolve Jello in the water, add sugar and mix well. Wipe Jello mold with salad oil. Place 5 tablespoons of Jello in mold. Arrange cherries cut side up in Jello in mold. Chill. Cool remaining Jello mixture until slightly set. Add pineapple, cottage cheese, walnuts and whipped cream. Turn into Jello mold. Chill for about 4 hours. Serve with salad dressing if desired. Yield: 8 servings.
My Wisconsinite grandmother only ever puts mandarin orange slices in her Jello mold. Bless her.
And I've seen the 2nd-from-the-right guy on the bottom row before. I think he was looking for the headpiece to the staff of Ra.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20100331/ts_csm/291557
This is mighty topical...
This is terrible. How can we help these people?Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
Send authentic barbecue as soon as possible.