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Marge: I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower!
I always pee in the shower while showering. Sometimes in the shower when I'm not if I'm really drunk.
I pee in the bathroom sink too. It's like a urinal in your house.
I pee in the sink if artifex is on the potty at the time. I choose to believe that her giggles are due to delight and enchantment, rather than the nervous titters of a seriously grossed-out woman. :D
Only at the health club.
::shrug:: I've done it before.
You're in the shower, it's easy to wash off.
I can't swear I've never ever done it in all my adult life, but even a few weeks ago when it hurt to get on the toilet and back up again it didn't even cross my mind to pee in the shower.
I had a roommate while I was in Nuc school who was soo effing anal. The sinks were kinda low in the barracks, and he'd absolutely freak if you used the sink without first putting on some underwear. He never could articulate things beyond saying: "It's gross!"
I was always tempted to ask him whether he was afraid that we'd piss in the sink.
I still young and shy then. :(
When I've had to pee while taking a shower it's no big deal. It's sterile and it saves time, too! Hell, brush your teeth while you're at it and really make the morning go fast.
"PIPES, THEY'RE ALL PIPES!"
Hell yes I drain it in the shower.
My bladder is shriveling up and dying of embarrassment because of this thread. I hope you're all happy now.
The only thing to be embarrassed about is pooping in the shower and then trying to stuff it down the drain with your toes, and that's only at parties.Quote:
Originally posted by Hatshepsut
Well, really good parties.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
That's my feeling as well. It's sterile and it doesn't hurt anything, so why not?Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
I sometimes brush my teeth in the shower, too.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
I've tried, and I seriously can't do it. I don't necessarily think it's gross, but my body will pretty much refuse to cooperate if I'm not sitting.
Kramer made coleslaw in the shower.
Does that mean something other than what I think it means? Make a type of salad out of cabbage?Quote:
Originally posted by pepperlandgirl
No, that's what he did. I don't remember why he thought it was a good idea to wash, peel, cut and mix all the vegetables whilst in the shower, but he ultimately clogged his drain, so then he installed a garbage disposal. When Jerry found out what was going on, he was beyond disgusted.Quote:
Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph
I picked "it's gross, never", but I actually don't have that "ew, no" reaction. I just never do it because I've found myself physically incapable. I've tried!
I just peed in the shower 20 minutes ago. :smug:
Occasionally that is not true. In some houses the toilet goes to septic or cesspool and the shower and sink goes to a gray water tank instead.Quote:
Originally posted by AndrewRyan
In my case I have peed in the shower in the past but not for a long time. I almost always go to the bathroom before showering so it is not an issue.
BTW: Never in a sink.
I know! Still sure you want to come hang out with us this weekend? :smug:Quote:
Originally posted by Hatshepsut
At least there's no chance of her having to use your shower.
Or your sink.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
It will be very special! I don't usually know the tub-and-sink peeing habits of the people I hang out with.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Careful, I have it on good authority that OCS also wipes all of the silverware in his house on his nuts. It's a home full of traps. Don't touch anything. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Hatshepsut
We're going to a restaurant, so I'm safe on that score.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
But, do you think I should refuse to shake their hands? They are picking me up in their car, could it be dangerous to touch the door handles? We're having tapas, is it unwise of me to share food with them?
I guess before we set this up, I hadn't really thought through the dangers of meeting internet friends in real life. (I'll bring an axe along, that should keep me safe.)
:oQuote:
Originally posted by pepperlandgirl
This makes me love you both 1% less.
:(
Fortunately I always have the option of abusing an innocent in your places.
I've done this.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Truthfully I have to say it cracks me up to imagine people who are so uptight that they'd hold it while in the shower. Uh, why? You're RIGHT THERE over the drain.
I never do, but that's because I tend to go potty before I get in the shower in the first place.
Having used the public "rest rooms" at a number of gas stations, I am quite good at peeing into drains.
The bonus of the shower is not having to use a hose to rinse stuff away.
I'm nearly to the point where I can't not pee in the shower. It's just a much better use of resources and time. Plus you can make a game of it by trying to see how high up the wall you can hit. :)
Hell, I'll piss in the bath, and soak in it. What's deodorant for, if not disguising odd smells?
What?
Oh yes. Very yes to much of the above scenarios. Well, not the peeing in the bath thing. Yes to even squishing poo down a drain; that was for lab stuff though, not bathroom stuff.
:dubious:Quote:
Originally posted by beebs