So, like the ladies?
What do you like most about them?
Please prioritize these crucial first-impression elements to your liking.
(Order of preference)
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So, like the ladies?
What do you like most about them?
Please prioritize these crucial first-impression elements to your liking.
(Order of preference)
Butt, boobs, gams.
Boobs are secondary to butts not because they are less important, but because they are more common. Most women have them, and small or large, they're pretty much all awesome. A truly spectacular ass is harder to come by, and therefore I'm harder when I come by one.
Face and Hair should be part of this. What am I weird?
Almost this. I think great legs are a logical extension of great butts. I agree that most boobs are awesome (how could the not be?) and thus less special.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Okay Captain Sensitive. Let's add smile and personality to the list, too.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Boobs, butts, gams. I'll agree that a good ass is harder to find than boobs, but good boobs are a thing of such beauty and bliss that the angels sing. A nice ass will get some staring. The perfect, tantalizing glimpse of cleavage will make my brain shut down.
Women have bodies? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
We are talking about the magic triumvirate of male shallowness.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Don't make me second guess my primal nature.
Yours? I'm second guessing his. <looks sidelong at suspected sensitive nancy-boy What Exit?>Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
:D
Sorry, I voted, but I find hair and face a big part of my first attraction. So I guess I am weird. Butts though, I voted butts. Boobs are least important.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Boobs, glorious boobs. Then butt, then legs. Although all three working in poetry are the holy grail, such as it is with my future ex-wife Ms. Gianna Michaels (do NOT GIS her from work. She's not of a work safe profession as it were.)
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the boob love, Cluricaun. I was getting worried for a minute there.
Boobs are out of fashion it seems. Why, when I was a lad it seemed that every movie rated PG-13 or higher was guaranteed to have a gratitious boob shot at some point, just because we as a nation were in love with boobs and they with us. This is a moviemaking idea who's time is ripe for a comeback.
Just no fake tits, ever. I can't stand fake tits even for a second.
Boobs, butt, gams.
....I gotta vote with boobs, too.
Butts, gams, boobs. Though really, butt was just a stand in for what I really like - hips.
Face, cock, ass.
This is a pub in Cork, no?Quote:
Originally posted by Exy
No leg men here.
Yes. I am a no leg man. I like amputees with big boobs.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
You can spin 'em like a top. The 360 Cowgirl - The Ultimate Position.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Best answer so far.Quote:
Originally posted by Exy
Yeah, at least he didn't go ass to mouth. :dumbo:Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
That's more of a special occasions type thing, and St. Paddy's doesn't qualify. :PQuote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
I'll step up. Boobs are a thing of wonder, there's no question, but I'd say legs/butt comes out ahead.
Well legs do come first, but boobs are pretty close behind. Behinds are a fairly distant third for me.
I guess I just start at the face and go down....
You said the magic words. :smug:Quote:
Originally posted by Marsilia
I suppose that would be the goal.Quote:
Originally posted by Marsilia
Jinx! You owe me a soda. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
This thread has been reported to the Feminazi's.
gams, butt, boobs
There is nothing in the universe more awesome than boobs, period.
I'm also almost ashamed to admit, brown eyes tend to make me go weak in the knees.
No shame there, my friend. Brown eyes are AWESOME.Quote:
Originally posted by dread pirate jimbo
Thus spake Van Morrison.
Well, yes they are, but they're not part of the Triumverate of female parts on the list.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Yeah, smile, shoe size, hygiene, that's a different poll.Quote:
Originally posted by dread pirate jimbo
As long as I can easily verify that the woman in question HAS all three of those things, I'm not very picky about them. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
And, so much easier when you start at the face.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Face.
This thread needs some cleavage, and since I offended the boob gods by putting butts first, allow me to make amends:
"Hey, take a picture of my new iPhone"
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4027/...90f080b0_o.jpg
"Hey, what are you...?"
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4015/...c29b110e_o.jpg
"OMG, you ARE!!!"
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/...d3581f1e_o.jpg
(with permission, of course :))
I don't remember telling you to take a picture of my iPhone, but it appears you were distracted... ;)
Now we are all distracted.
I approve.
Seconded!Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
I voted gams, boobs, butt, but that's only because my real option wasn't there. I noticed things like clavicles and chins as much or more than breasts.
Boobs, butts, gams.:sci:
A traditionalist.Quote:
Originally posted by dogbutler