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Since that other place is cracking down on this kind of thing, I was thinking that what we need is a thread where Mellophants can get together and offer free advice for the diagnosis and treatment of real medical conditions!
Step right up, folks, and ask your questions and the kind folks at Mellophant -- all of whom are not just doctors, but your doctors -- will tell you exactly what you should do!
I've had a scratcy throat and cough for days. What's wrong with me?
Head lice. Rub some tar in your hair and you should be fine.
The simplest and most effective way to lose weight is using a chainsaw to cut slices from your ass, thighs and belly. Anaesthesia is for wimps.
Better to be save than sorry, Rube. Stop by my van tomorrow for a good bloodletting.
Here's some of that medicine that "if you're bald it'll give you hair, if you got straight trousers, it'll give you flares..." --- Good stuff, I tell ya!
Stop picking at it, it'll get infected!!!!
You seen Jonsey recently? He could definitely use the hair part.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Also I've got this pain in my shoulder, not sure where it came from but it's there.
A witch has put the evil eye on you, Revs. Chop up some toad heads and wear them in a bag around your neck.