I like my <blank> how I like my <blank>

[Originality, please people, we ALL like our women ground up in the freezer. Don't need to remind us]

I like my women how I like my coffee - full of shit.

I like my women how I like my coffee - increasing my risk of heart attack

I like my women how I like my Klein bottles - completely up themselves

I like my women how I like my temperature gradients - cool, but hot.

I like my vampires how I like my concrete - tough, durable, and unsparkly.

I like my food how I like my Middle Eastern nations - too much oil for its own good.

I like my fellow soldiers how I like my Exy - always watching my back ;)

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.

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On facebook are ya?

I like my coffee how I like my women: lukewarm and bitter

I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and pure.

:)

I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, sweet, and white.


















That's a joke. I actually take mine black. My coffee, I mean.

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.

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And mixed up with coke. ;)