Camaro or Mustang?
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Camaro or Mustang?
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Mustang.
Cat or dog?
Dog.
Beer or wine?
Dog.
AIDS or Ebola?
AIDS. :sad:
Steak or sushi?
Steak
Pudding or Jello?
Pudding.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke!
Sneakers or sandals?
Sneaks.
Hall or Oates?
Hall. Fuck that other backup singing, mustache-having motherfucker.
Scotch or bourbon?
Bourbon!
Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate, but by a very narrow margin.
Flintstones or Jetsons?
Flintstones.
Sex or violence?
Sex.
The Muppet Show or Avenue Q?
The Muppet Show. I don't know what the other one is though.
Waffle fries or steak fries?
Steak fries.
Carl Perkins or Elvis Presely?
Elvis, but it's close.
Surfing or skiing?
Skiing. Don’t know how to surf.
Slayer or Metallica.
Slayer. They were better when both bands were good, and they're still better now that both bands are bad.
Brunette or redhead?
Brunettes, for sure.
Styx or Journey?
That's like choosing between the two worst things ever, like "Slam Your Dick in a Car Door or Pull Your Own Teeth Out"
But I guess Styx. I guess. Don't tell anyone.
Now, Tits or Ass?
Ass. Almost all women have tits, and most of them are pretty awesome in their own way. A great ass is rare, precious, and to be treasured.
tattoos or piercings?
Tattoos. That's a real commitment to changing the way you look. Any fool can poke one hole in themselves, but only the truly dedicated will poke 10,000.
McDonalds or Burger King
Burger King. Amazing how the flame broiling can make a difference.
Mac or PC?
PC. It's a whole different mindset.
Front sleeper or back sleeper?
Front sleeper.
Water or gravy?
Um, gravy. Unless it's for thirst quenching purposes. Coming in after mowing the lawn in August and gulping down a big glass of gravy would be unspeakable.
Bud Light or Miller Lite?
Miller Lite. If you held a gun to my head, I might take my chances with the gun.
Coffee or tea?
Tea
Bret Maverick or Jim Rockford?
Jim Rockford!
beach vacation or ski vacation
beach vacation
Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics?
Re-runs. Or the Summer Olympics of something bad ass like Fencing is on. Not so much if it's Ribbon Dancing.
Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor?
Richard Pryor
Napoleon Solo or Illya Kuryakin
Pryor. Murphy would win if he had died in 1997 or so, but he's been too unfunny for too long. Plus, Pryor snorted enough coke to supply all the children of Colombia with shoes and running water, AND he set himself on fire and made joes about it afterwards. Total BA.
Maiden or Priest?
Priest.
Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
Rick Deckard Indy.
007: Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?
Connery.
Sex Pistols or The Damned?
The Damned. You are making me cry here.
GWB or Palin?
Blech! Palin if I must.
Volleyball or Softball?
Softball (16-inch, please)
Football or Baseball?
Football!
Pixar or Dreamworks?
I've never seen anything by either, but I like the word Dreamworks.
Swiss or Cheddar?
Cheddar
Lemon or Lime?
Lime. It just has such a nice tang to it.
Broccoli or brussel sprouts?
Broccoli.
Lobstah* or Prime Rib?
*Lobstah is also known as Maine Lobster, with those lovely claws. This is important because spiny lobster lacks those huge, wonderful claws. And it is full of grit.
LOBSTAH!!!
Mozart or Beethoven?
Mozart.
Head or gut? (punch)
Head. You can shake off a hit to the head, but there is no graceful way to recover from getting the wind knocked out of you.
Grey Goose or Belvedere vodka?
Chopin. Voddy sucks though, so I'll pick Grey Goose on a whim.
Dracula or The Wolfman?
Dracula. I like the whole cape thing.
Redd Foxx or Red Buttons?