This board seems undead

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15 Feb 2010 03:57 PM
Zuul

This board seems undead

Anybody else notice that?
15 Feb 2010 04:00 PM
Exy

My Edward is undead but he's not gross or smelly or anything. He sparkles! <3<3<3

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/s...aper-small.jpg
15 Feb 2010 04:01 PM
jali

Nope.

Whaddaya mean?
15 Feb 2010 04:05 PM
David

Just so we're totally clear, I'm cooler than some sparkling queer ass vampire. By like a lot.
15 Feb 2010 04:05 PM
Marsilia

Undead? Really? Couldn't tell....
15 Feb 2010 04:19 PM
Myrnalene

VAN HELSING WILL FUCK ALL YOUR VAMPIRE ASSES UP.

FIRST HE WILL LOOK THOUGHTFUL

http://thanmoreseries.files.wordpres...an-helsing.jpg

THEN HE WILL MOLEST YOUR BOOB.

http://www.freemooviesonline.com/mag...20cushing2.jpg

THEN HE WILL......POSE FOR A HEADSHOT.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...an_helsing.jpg

Why aren't there more action shots of van Helcushing online?
15 Feb 2010 04:25 PM
David

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif
15 Feb 2010 05:41 PM
Inner Stickler

This board is so undead it almost ate my brains. Luckily I store them in a safe place that is not my head.
15 Feb 2010 06:14 PM
What Exit?

The undead have no power over me, I am protected by the Defender of Good and Naps.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...y5months-1.jpg

Just the other day she fought off this lovely vampire
http://cdawgownd.files.wordpress.com...-till-dawn.jpg
15 Feb 2010 06:27 PM
Glazer

I do not believe in stories of the undead.
15 Feb 2010 06:36 PM
Myrnalene

Quote:

Originally posted by Glazer

I do not believe in stories of the undead.

A++ trolling, would smile again.
15 Feb 2010 06:37 PM
Zuul

What about resurrections?

If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. ...I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
15 Feb 2010 06:40 PM
Glazer

Well when they killed me everyone in the crowd was turned into a vampire.
15 Feb 2010 09:00 PM
terrifel

Bah. Bunch of posers, the lot of you. I was an animated carcass long before it became popular. Where's your grave wax? Do you gnaw the shroud? Proper undead do not shop at Hot Topic. It was true back in 1988 and it's just as true today.

Unbelievable. I would have bet any money that it was impossible for your crowd to get any more fey and blousy than you were during the late '80s. Then somebody got the brilliant idea to add fucking PIXIE DUST. Youre not vampires, you're Glampires.

By Orlok's festering claws, people, LOOK AT YOURSELVES. What in the name of Lugosi's unholy armadillos are you DOING, with the glitter and the non-fearsomeness and running around in daylight and motherfucking BASEBALL? Is this really the legacy you want to pass on to the next generation? Do you want them to embrace the sleep of ages in Hello Kitty-upholstered coffins? For the Impaler's sake, think of the children of the night!
15 Feb 2010 09:25 PM
What Exit?

Quote:

Originally posted by terrifel

Bah. Bunch of posers, the lot of you. I was an animated carcass long before it became popular. Where's your grave wax? Do you gnaw the shroud? Proper undead do not shop at Hot Topic. It was true back in 1988 and it's just as true today.

Unbelievable. I would have bet any money that it was impossible for your crowd to get any more fey and blousy than you were during the late '80s. Then somebody got the brilliant idea to add fucking PIXIE DUST. Youre not vampires, you're Glampires.

By Orlok's festering claws, people, LOOK AT YOURSELVES. What in the name of Lugosi's unholy armadillos are you DOING, with the glitter and the non-fearsomeness and running around in daylight and motherfucking BASEBALL? Is this really the legacy you want to pass on to the next generation? Do you want them to embrace the sleep of ages in Hello Kitty-upholstered coffins? For the Impaler's sake, think of the children of the night!

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant!
15 Feb 2010 10:01 PM
Glazer

Quote:

Originally posted by terrifel

Bah. Bunch of posers, the lot of you. I was an animated carcass long before it became popular. Where's your grave wax? Do you gnaw the shroud? Proper undead do not shop at Hot Topic. It was true back in 1988 and it's just as true today.

Unbelievable. I would have bet any money that it was impossible for your crowd to get any more fey and blousy than you were during the late '80s. Then somebody got the brilliant idea to add fucking PIXIE DUST. Youre not vampires, you're Glampires.

By Orlok's festering claws, people, LOOK AT YOURSELVES. What in the name of Lugosi's unholy armadillos are you DOING, with the glitter and the non-fearsomeness and running around in daylight and motherfucking BASEBALL? Is this really the legacy you want to pass on to the next generation? Do you want them to embrace the sleep of ages in Hello Kitty-upholstered coffins? For the Impaler's sake, think of the children of the night!

I blame it on Anne Rice and her Gay Vampires.
16 Feb 2010 01:03 PM
Brooklynite in Socks

My Jherri Curl is ALIVE!
16 Feb 2010 01:05 PM
Zuul

(I loved the movie Vampire in Brooklyn and I am not afraid to admit it.)
16 Feb 2010 01:12 PM
Brooklynite in Socks

Quote:

Originally posted by Zuul

(I loved the movie Vampire in Brooklyn and I am not afraid to admit it.)

Ah.

Someone remembers me. I'm glad you enjoyed our documentary.
16 Feb 2010 04:48 PM
AllWalker

I like zombifying threads, just because I can
16 Feb 2010 05:08 PM
Zuul

This thread kind of begs for that, actually.
16 Feb 2010 10:47 PM
Hatshepsut

...oh, THAT kind of undead. Now that you mention it, I guess it does.

Before I opened the thread I thought you meant that our "active member" numbers have reversed their downward trend and crept up a little over the past couple of weeks.

We're just all kinds of undead here.
16 Feb 2010 10:52 PM
Sarahfeena

Quote:

Originally posted by Hatshepsut

...oh, THAT kind of undead. Now that you mention it, I guess it does.

Before I opened the thread I thought you meant that our "active member" numbers have reversed their downward trend and crept up a little over the past couple of weeks.

We're just all kinds of undead here.

They have! We are down to 146 last week, and now we're at 163! Don't know how many of those can be attributed to vampire socks, though.
16 Feb 2010 10:54 PM
Hatshepsut

It started before the vamping, although that's definitely part of it.
17 Feb 2010 07:46 AM
Zuul

Well, vampires are kind of good at bringing things back from the dead.
17 Feb 2010 09:17 AM
Hatshepsut

I'm reminded of one of those stories of badly translated company slogans ... "Coke adds life," which apparently turned out as "Coke brings back your ancestors from the dead" when transferred to China.

Mellophant! We bring back your ancestors from the dead!

Or something like that.
26 Feb 2010 07:26 AM
OtakuLoki

I have found the perfect way to keep myself safe: http://www.stupid.com/fun/VRGM09.html
26 Feb 2010 08:54 AM
Zuul

I just hope they don't have sugar in them. The combination of garlic and sugar sounds absolutely nauseating. Garlic and mint, I can actually sort of see so long as it isn't sweet, Neugh.
27 Feb 2010 04:39 PM
AndrewRyan

Quote:

Originally posted by Exy

My Edward is undead but he's not gross or smelly or anything. He sparkles! <3<3<3

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/s...aper-small.jpg

I would SO rather him be gross and smelly tho. ;)
27 Feb 2010 05:20 PM
Zuul

Yes, another vote for gross over the sparkles.