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Don't get a serving tray. They're okay, but for awesome what you want are one of the plastic pantry trays they keep in the back of the dining hall.
A friend of mine in college was stalking (I tried to find a better word for it, but really couldn't) a guy that she had a thing for but was too chickenshit to talk to, and after spending one afternoon sitting in the cafeteria watching him use a lunch tray to slide down a hill nearby, she noticed him haphazardly discard it. She then took the tray and hid it in her dorm room. True, if somewhat disturbing, story.